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    Watcha cookin'?

    Why so weak saucy?

    If you canít figure out how to cook chicken and potatoes without help here then....
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    Put some weak sauce on them

    Put some weak sauce on them
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    Weíre going to make something happen.

    Weíre going to make something happen.
  4. Single moms are rough customers. One minute...

    Single moms are rough customers.

    One minute she says sheís focusing on her kids. Next sheís texting me ❤️ about work I did for her. Then sheís asking me to join her and her family (grandma and...
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    Iíll say

    Iíll say
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    He he he

    He he he
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    Iím annoyed that I posted something really funny...

    Iím annoyed that I posted something really funny in two different threads and I didnít get a positive reaction. Iím super soft that way.
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    Shit that annoys you

    I was there 25 years ago with a girlfriend and her parents


    I didnít get it

    Edit: I got ďitĒ - but I didnít get it...
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    Iím still ready to kick Superstar Punaniís ass...

    Iím still ready to kick Superstar Punaniís ass any time.
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    you mean after mtngirl went swimming, right?

    you mean after mtngirl went swimming, right?
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    Spotted this fantastic rig the other day. The kid...

    Spotted this fantastic rig the other day. The kid that rolls this bike and wears this helmut must be some sorta badass...

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    The child that rides this bike and wears this...

    The child that rides this bike and wears this helmut is a badass

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    Shit that annoys you

    Spiral?

    The zuch not the spider...

    And what is oo?

    I donít speak your language kid.
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    288750 these fucking tarantulas in my house...

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    these fucking tarantulas in my house annoy me
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    Iíve been given so many zucchini that Iíve got to...

    Iíve been given so many zucchini that Iíve got to make zucchini bread. I donít even like zucchini bread.
  16. Tammy Wynette cannot be reached for help-Divorce advice

    Good to know youíre still a polished turd.

    I edited out the part where I called you a POS. Over the line. No need for that.

    Iím drinking from the chalice of love.


    Itís quite entertaining...
  17. From the chalice of love

    From the chalice of love
  18. Sheís a polished turd

    Sheís a polished turd
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    Central California

    I wanna go!

    Tuesday Old Farts


    And I want powdrhound to join us.
  20. You are an idiot

    You are an idiot
  21. No child support

    No child support
  22. Iím ďfortunateĒ in that Iím not going to owe her...

    Iím ďfortunateĒ in that Iím not going to owe her anything. And Iím not asking for or expecting anything. I donít need much - ski gear, climbing and mountaineering gear, cast iron, books, art,...
  23. A bit of Column A and a bit of Column B. KQ...

    A bit of Column A and a bit of Column B.

    KQ doesnít need or want my protection, but Iím a bit protective of her because I like her. I also donít think much of mtngirl.

    Time to dial it back...
  24. my reputation as an asshole is well established,...

    my reputation as an asshole is well established, well documented and well deserved

    we donít always portray ourselves very well
  25. Iím learning these on guitar

    Iím learning these on guitar
  26. This is me right now ...

    This is me right now

    https://youtu.be/3Bd-dDZMoX4

    https://youtu.be/ZjPC4dDqX4U
  27. I could use a hug.

    I could use a hug.
  28. you're partly right - I fucked up - I scared the...

    you're partly right - I fucked up - I scared the crap out of her - I let her down
  29. really it just shows what a true piece of shit...

    really it just shows what a true piece of shit she is - being fat and ugly are only superficial reasons for her self-loathing and why people don't like her


    carry on
  30. meh - she doesn't bother me - she's proved my...

    meh - she doesn't bother me - she's proved my point
  31. Thread: Maggot down

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    Sticky: shit

    shit
  32. yeah I'm a little protective of KQ cuz I think...

    yeah I'm a little protective of KQ cuz I think she's fuckin cool and I think mtngirl is a complete tool
  33. Yes but letís not fuck around. KQ does not...

    Yes but letís not fuck around. KQ does not deserve folks making jokes at her expense. Themís fighting words. I wonít tolerate that bullshit at all.
  34. so you're bipolar

    so you're bipolar
  35. Tammy Wynette cannot be reached for help-Divorce advice

    Only in the sourdough thread.

    Edit: yeah that was a good one...


    And sadly, for me at least, Iím not dating anyone yet. But I am putting together her new furniture at her new mountain chalet....
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    I haz lotz of skinny skinz and skrapz....

    I haz lotz of skinny skinz and skrapz....
  37. totally different chick - mtn bike girl and split...

    totally different chick - mtn bike girl and split board girl are out of the picture romantically - still friends

    the attorney doesnít practice law any more - now she does property management and...
  38. Thatís what Iím thinking, but Iím doing research,...

    Thatís what Iím thinking, but Iím doing research, which includes asking advice of my crack Maggot legal team.
  39. Email sent

    Email sent
  40. Ok

    Ok
  41. I remember an issue of Dupreeís Diamond News...

    I remember an issue of Dupreeís Diamond News advising us not to eat the Blue Unicorn. I bought 5 sheets of Bart Simpson for $300 then moved to Yosemite a few days later.

    Hilarity ensued.
  42. quick question for CA legal Mags - do I stand to...

    quick question for CA legal Mags - do I stand to lose anything by doing a divorce by default? wife says we can save time and money if she files and I do not respond - then we do a marital...
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    been hitting the Tamarack 288227

    been hitting the Tamarack

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  44. I was joking MTM

    I was joking MTM
  45. And sheís not my attorney but it might be fun to...

    And sheís not my attorney but it might be fun to have her represent me in court

    [emoji12]
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    No wonder youíre such a shithead

    No wonder youíre such a shithead
  47. Sheís just not that type. Cuter than hell....

    Sheís just not that type.

    Cuter than hell. Smart as shit. Strong single mama.

    She thinks Iím weird. But she sorta likes me.

    Iíve given up on thinking I need to find a girl who is into all...
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    I always love hearing that sound. BWAAP BWAAP...

    I always love hearing that sound.

    BWAAP BWAAP BWAAP


    BWAAAAAAAP

    bwww
  49. so the attorney asked me about my backcountry...

    so the attorney asked me about my backcountry skiing habit - I couldnít properly explain it to her so that sheíd stop looking at me like I was some sorta lunatic

    ďSo you just donít tell anyone...
  50. I've got new prospects. The old ones encouraged...

    I've got new prospects. The old ones encouraged me to apply for a job that they both work at. They let me down easy and have been very nice and friendly. Didn't expect that. So now I've got a yoga...
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