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Jammed a finger pretty hard last Friday after I dropped a very large cooler on cement and it bounced up. Pretty much a basketball style jam. When it did hit, got that sick body feeling of “ah shit,...

Me, I’m going to take a dab. That’ll be much better.

So you’re normal.

5th summer on my Ego trimmer. Works just as good as when I bought it. Still loving it.
Mower and snowblower still gas here.

My neighbors who have turned into great friends have 3 kids, 2 of which have apraxia. I’ve known these kids now for 5 years and I completely empathize with you. It’s hard to know that the kids have...

We just lost our dishwasher.
Only one available in stock was an LG, your favorite :)

That’s a problem man, go get checked out at least.

If you can’t breathe well please seek immediate medical attention.

Yes, go to the ED.

Sweet trailer setup, moar pics plz

Concentrate

The government owns it, not you.
Kinda like women’s uteruses in the USA.

Pretty sure my wife married me because I always eat it.

I mean I get spam texts but man, that’s a whole nother level.

Somehow I’ve gotten here too.
I wear Birks and Hokas now exclusively.

And I have indoor and outdoor versions of both. Bare feet are really freakin painful as of the last 2 years. Heels...

This has my interest. Where might one find such a brew?

I’ll take Utah fireworks season for a 1000 Alex.

Same, good stuff.

My daughter is 17.5 years old and still doesn’t know how to ride a bike. Maybe I tried to hard to get her to ride with me, I’m not sure. I’ve never gotten a real answer from her besides “I don’t want...

Even better. And cheaper. Currently remote so I rarely drive now.

79 and sunny with a 9mph breeze.
SLC is a beauty today.

So the baggage dude was thirsty huh?
That’s some bullllllshitttttt.

My 2010 5.7L Tundra is just gathering dust.
Using my daughter’s Mini S this summer.

If you’re looking to haul dead hookers they’ve got deals for sure.

True. But sometimes ya need to.

A nominal amount at best. People will find a way.

I live close enough to State St in Sandy. There is no shortage of people that dgaf about fuel consumption, or prices by correlation.

Sounds like you want a truck.
So get a truck. :)

I’d think this is a safe place for a dad to discuss their kids.

You are testing after you got a vaccine booster? Does not compute.

Or go live life and stop being such an old curmudgeon.

The toe clip dummy dump.
Been there.

iPhone: “Silence Unknown Callers” under Phone settings.
Contact list rings you. Others go straight to VM and if you want you can get a banner notification that so and so number was silenced.
Best...

Wow. My Tundra gets 14 city, 16-17 highway.

This is going well.

Divegirl has always been a bad ass. When she came out to Hood summer 2004 or 05, been a while, she was killing it with a bunch of mags on some kickers. And relatively new to skiing then if I recall....

Not even coffee? No wonder you’re a crab.

Definitely ran out of drugs.

Pretty damn cool DG!

You run out of drugs or something?

I’ve gone bald but no grey in the beard yet. I actually want the grey.

I laughed so hard at this statement.
The irony

That’s exactly what I had 30 years ago. Good find.

Fucking racist piece of shit. Go fuck yourself, you aren’t welcome here anymore.

This place is better off without that garbage. And you.

Hustle.
Feel good movie of the year for Netflix.

Is there such a thing as tool insurance because damn dood

Bought more AMZN as well today. Definitely a long term investment.
Congrats on the boat.

Talk like that and everyone immediately knows you’re a piece of shit.

So fun, I love these dogs!!
Congratulations on your new buddy!

FIFY

You seem to think politicians care about us.
Why?

Skied my one pair of skis: JJs
Skied my one snowboard: Salomon

Y’all got some serious issues 😝