Beware of Chupacabras. Real ones, not the TGR poster.

“So, you are from Colorado, are you? Please step right this way, and don’t pet the dog”

LMK if you need a guide in Austin, the trails can be spaghetti bowls. (With much trail off the maps).
I have a friend who lives for showing people around.

There is also an ex-shop owner and...