A lady I work with has plates' that say "VIP MARY".
And yes, she is that self centered.

Saw BRN ICE the other day? What is that supposed to mean, frozen diarrhea?

I know this is for lame plates, but I saw one I actually liked a little. L8 AGAIN
It would be nice to tell the cop “didn’t you read the plate, meow are you going to give me a ticket or what”

“T BONNER”
On what I would say was a “04-“05 Chevy Monte Carlo, Taking up two parking spots in a crowded parking lot. Sure, I would love to walk ever further on icy asphalt when it’s 2 degrees out!!...