He might want to see a doctor about his face. It fell off

I'm mad at the whiners who got it moved. And I guess I missed all that because those guys are on ignore.

Bahahahah.

Bahaha.

So. Not sure what happened after I went to bed, but the FBI raid thread was political???? It was some grade A humor. So I guess the prime-time west coast drinking hours kicked in? Fuck.

https://www.wcax.com/2022/08/10/police-investigating-vermont-sheriffs-captain-alleged-assault-detainee/

Is hunting humans ok if you give them a few hundred yards head start?

Equal opportunity.

I find if I ease up on the mowing that the lawn stays greener. The trick is to stop soon enough. I can often sense when to raise the deck height and then stop altogether. The neighbors just keep...

It's only a shit hole to him if it is POC doing the shootin. Idaho's per Capita rate is fine with him because it's presumably white people doing the shootin.

Right?

To each their own.

That's what happens when the designer does DMT and PCP during lunch hour.

That's not funny.

It's almost like you and I go to the same bars.

Neighbor has a hot wife with a sultry voice?

Passive is better than solar powered active. I've seen and lived in a number of hippie houses that were very easy to heat and cool in VT. It seems the trend is away from that and toward high-tech...

He needs to listen to a different show on his ride into work.

Grey or black would have been a good choice. Or even charcoal grey. I'll take pics sometime when I remember. The calipers on my new whip are black and match the rims. Stealth.

Still got all your toes? Are the remaining ones permanently stained green?

That's what she said.



What a dork.

It's splooting season: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/aug/11/city-tells-new-yorkers-dont-panic-about-splooting-squirrels?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Almost perfection.

Guy down the street weedwacking in Crocs after having just mowed the lawn.

JHC.

File that one under W for WTF?

Literally.

iZombie.

Right. But can you get it with a manual transmission?

U fuct. Your demise is certain.

This. If you wanted to hear all about it you'd just follow me on TRG.

In 92 headed home from the last Grateful Dead New Year's Eve run in Oakland, I took a few weeks to meander back. One stop was Fairfield Snow Bowl, of all places. I didn't really ski back then, so...

Hey bubu! I'll show myself out.

Nothing a buncha crack spackle can't fix.

Lulz.

Who knew nirvana was in the couch cushions? I usually just find spare change and food debris.

Maybe he works for a garbage trucking business?

Cooling off on the couch, literally chillin.

Since we're doing roll call more or less, @seano, how's my buddy Crash doing?

Careful with those magnets.

I don't call myself "dad". I usually say "self".

Sometimes ya just gotta have your arm whale. Trust the process.

And a blatant disregard for punctuation! He don't need no stinkin punctuation.

I know. Insane.

https://youtu.be/5o2aJjJeP5I

Help. I'm falling down a rabbit hole. Much better than the original version.

https://youtu.be/x0RV0kgdqJU

This be right where it belongs.

No extended warranty. I think $500 over MSRP, but with the options it came with it might actually be at MSRP. I don't care enough to figure it out at this point. The dealers are selling their...

I'm more interested in Recalled Ferrari of Nashville. Bobby always bringing a chuckle with the Carfax.

You really don't get it do you?