Gwyneth's folly was marrying a douchebag alternative rocker.

BTW, apparently Chris Martin is now dating Dakota Johnson. Okay, she's a smoke show.

It started out being about the trial. It was never about the trail, but give it time.

I liked the cute girl next door "Kelly Kapowski" Thiessen better than the tarted-up, fake boobs "Valerie Malone" Thiessen.

Apparently it will be the Alpine side only starting after Memorial Day.
https://www.palisadestahoe.com/mountain-information/hours-of-operation/spring-summer-ops

How about Marisa Tomei? Still doing nude scenes or if she's not it's pretty recent. She's 58 now.

Yeah, that seemed a bit harsh to me too. She might not be your cup of tea but she certainly doesn't look old or out of shape. Her mom still looked damn good when she was quite old, too.

Dude, this guy has skied black diamond runs. How dare you question his advanced expertness?

She looks fit as a fiddle to me. Gymnast, maybe?

I asked my wife if she was going for a Michael Jackson look or a Sgt Peppers look. I'll give her credit for being unique.

It's sad. I've used that site a lot over the years, but I must admit my usage has dropped off recently. I had a feeling the writing was on the wall when they sold out to Amazon (which was, wow, way...

Washington is an exception. We have quite a regressive tax structure and pretty high taxes overall. Seems a bit strange for a blue state, but there you go.

Bottom line is they'll get you somehow and it's just a different mix depending on where you live between income tax, property tax, and sales tax.

Also I don't have the numbers, but it wouldn't...

Glad she didn't pull a Cliff Claven!

The returns people would be easy to spot because they'd be carrying something. I suppose they'd need to ask anyone else where they are going.

I was waiting in the returns line a few weeks back and some obviously crazy lady came in through the exit and was stopped. She started yelling that she was going to the food court and they couldn't...

Care to elaborate? Your one sentence responses aren't really helping me to understand.

I'm really not seeing your point here. Why can't people who are capable of driving drive? I understand that some people would prefer to be chauffeured around, but that doesn't seem like a great...

You make a good point. Pretty tough for a kid to just take off and be completely out of reach from their parents for a few hours anymore. Sort of sad, really.

Come on, now. Anyone without physical or mental limitations can learn to drive a car safely. It's not rocket science. It does, however, take some practice.

Practice makes perfect. Seems like the only way for her to get better is to actually drive.

Well I'd say there's a difference between a medical reason that precludes driving and someone just not wanting to. If you are physically and mentally capable of getting a driver's license then you...

I realize things change, but lots of kids not caring that they don't have a driver's license nowadays is something I just can't fathom. Everyone I knew couldn't wait to get their license as soon as...

Looks like we're going to have an El Nino for next year: https://cliffmass.blogspot.com/2023/03/la-nina-is-dead-el-nino-will-replace-it.html

Of course this season's La Nina didn't really seem like...

Aspens is ski-in/ski-out with a nice pool area. I'd say the downside is it's a ways up the hill, so it's a bit longer bus ride to get there or a bit of a slog walking uphill from the Upper Village...

I will grant that Cincinnati must be the city most afflicted by the squirts outside of India.

I see you've never been to Cincinnati. It's surprisingly delicious.

[edit: okay, I guess you have, but I agree you don't understand :)]

Maybe in addition to the green dye they can add something that will kill any Asian carp in the river.

Our Lord and savory.

Pocket cheese seems like something that would work pretty well. It also sounds like a euphemism for something disgusting.

Not disputing that. I just don't like the name, but I'll be the first to admit I don't know the first thing about marketing. :)

Here's the original thread about starting the company:...

That's correct. Supposedly it stands for "On 13th and Proctor." Why that didn't translate into "ON13P" is an open question. Whenever I see it I think it's supposed to be something read upside down...

What about ON3P skis? Seriously, that's the name you came up with?

This is a new law for any forum originating within the state of Wyoming. All users must be identified as guyonabuffalo in honor of the state flag.

People standing in exactly the worst place possible and stopped skiers deciding to start skiing about two seconds before you get to them without glancing uphill seem to be the two cardinal rules for...

Hell, I'm not sure my wife actually knows what I do for work. :)

Good answer.

A couple of the guys I ski with mention what they do for work the majority of the time when we're riding with strangers. I find that odd because that's something I have a zero percent...

Ha ha!

See, Foxy Knoxy was someone who tried to have too much fun during her study abroad and where did that get her? :)

It's usually those damn whippersnappers causin' trouble with their loud music and low pants.

None left. Jim Jones gave 'em all tainted Kool Aid.

How can a ski rack be too tall for poles? Why not just attach your poles to your skis using the wrist strap like a normal person?

I can't believe no one has suggested dental school yet. This place is really slipping.

This is offensive. They need to at least give them enough money to buy a house in San Francisco... :)

Not sure annoyed is the right word, but this place seems like as good a place to mention it as any.

Saw an Amazon commercial tonight where the main actor is a girl with a mustache. WTF?

For Italians it's considered skilled labor.

Sign me up! :)

Ask Buster how that goes. Software companies seem to be biased against older folks.

And you guys all want to leave Igor off the hook, huh?

You just blew my mind.

On a "Frankenstein was the doctor, not the monster!" note, shouldn't he really be Guy on a Bison?

I told my wife it sounded like something from The Onion.