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  1. I listened to Louis CK interviewed by Marc Maron...

    I listened to Louis CK interviewed by Marc Maron a while ago, before Louis's life blew up, and he was basically promoting Harold and Pete, his ten episode web TV series, which is really good, but,...
  2. Pesci was awesome. Best supporting actor.

    Pesci was awesome. Best supporting actor.
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    I love Fage yogurt. But they make you take out an...

    I love Fage yogurt. But they make you take out an inner clear seal that sits on top of the yogurt before digging in. This after ripping off a foil seal under the plastic lid. Why do they do that. If...
  4. So this was a docudrama, but, a really good...

    So this was a docudrama, but, a really good docudrama.

    Pacino will always be Pacino.

    How can one movie have so many producers? What do all of those people do? Lunch?
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    The stinkiest.

    The stinkiest.
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    Oh shit, this is like politics. Just saw a...

    Oh shit, this is like politics. Just saw a commercial where four or five people are all giddy that the GAVE THEMSELVES A BUICK SUV for Xmas. "Self Santa" was the phrase used. Really. It can get worse.
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    Too skinny.

    Too skinny.
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    In what? Fashion choices? Bitchy banter?

    In what? Fashion choices? Bitchy banter?
  9. Actually, those things tend to lead to isolation,...

    Actually, those things tend to lead to isolation, from what I've seen.
  10. Well, fuck, so have I and many others. Now it's...

    Well, fuck, so have I and many others. Now it's magic chocolate and gummies. Much healthier, and you don't reek of skunk smell like those dirtbags I encountered in Vermont this week.

    When my...
  11. Well, fuck, he's older than dirt.

    Well, fuck, he's older than dirt.
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    [SamJackson/PulpFiction] Pointing gun at...

    [SamJackson/PulpFiction] Pointing gun at head...."SAY GENDER FLUID ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER"[/SamJackson/PulpFiction]

    Really. Can anyone define that stupid phrase if their life depended on it?...
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    Well, first, with that kind of thinking, you...

    Well, first, with that kind of thinking, you sound like another American who will die with negative equity. And, second, just get a fucking gym membership. You might get a pool in the deal, along...
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    Half gay is like half pregnant.

    Half gay is like half pregnant.
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    The ghosts of Arthur Anderson and Enron stir. ...

    The ghosts of Arthur Anderson and Enron stir.

    https://thedig.substack.com/p/wework-auditor-ey-didnt-warn-about
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    There's a commercial for that, too. ...

    There's a commercial for that, too.



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    Most Whole Foods.

    Most Whole Foods.
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    Yup. ...

    Yup.

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    Or sell yourself short and move to Vermont.

    Or sell yourself short and move to Vermont.
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    I'll take a "hot Italian Jersey babe" over a fat,...

    I'll take a "hot Italian Jersey babe" over a fat, trashy Vermont thing any day.
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    Ummm.....they've been open for some time, with...

    Ummm.....they've been open for some time, with more trails open than most Vermont hills. Icing on the cake, but, Hunter doesn't even count on this stuff. It gets 80 inches a year. They make their...
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    Millennials can't afford a 2500 dollar clothes...

    Millennials can't afford a 2500 dollar clothes hanger, and have no room in the parents basement for one.
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    Upper middle class white women like that don't...

    Upper middle class white women like that don't sweat, fart, or even defecate.
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    I was considering it. But it's too far from...

    I was considering it. But it's too far from Vermont.

    https://nyskiblog.com/
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    Yeah, maybe I should post that Killington got...

    Yeah, maybe I should post that Killington got about 4 inches of fluffy last night but they didn't open shit for the midweek people, the woods are full of holes (duh) and the crowds are gone. But I...
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    "a peloton ad where the thin and hot peloton gift...

    "a peloton ad where the thin and hot peloton gift recipient films the peloton accumulating clothes in the guest room throughout the year and ends the video by serving her husband divorce papers"
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    The cars for Christmas commercials are much more...

    The cars for Christmas commercials are much more irritating, and the most irritating is the one where the husband buys his and her pickup trucks, and she takes the dark color one, all giddy and...
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    No.

    No.
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    But not the footbeds. Awesome. Only FT dealer...

    But not the footbeds. Awesome.

    Only FT dealer here. Liner molding included.

    Superb service, in a place that I've experienced awful service for many years. Vermont attracts a young white dude...
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    So you've reached your career apogee, I assume. A...

    So you've reached your career apogee, I assume. A shop rat at fucking Okemo. That's it. Gossiping about people in the biz. You must beat off women with a stick.
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    And you're going nowhere.

    And you're going nowhere.
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    Yeah, dude, you are a real fucking genius at this...

    Yeah, dude, you are a real fucking genius at this social media sales thing. Cry pedophile at the competition and then insult a potential customer with a fat credit card. Another Vermont loser.

    I...
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    Well, they really know how to do boots. Met...

    Well, they really know how to do boots.

    Met the owner in September, when I bought the boots. He is a bit off. But, he lives an ok life. Home in Eden Valley and a Snowbasin regular.

    Hey Buttah,...
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    Props to Basin Sports for superb service...

    Props to Basin Sports for superb service yesterday. Walked in about 1pm, and got the liners on the FTs baked, new footbeds (awesome), and new bindings on my eastern powder skis that the lawyers said...
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    Haha. DunDon. That Don, real...

    Haha. DunDon. That Don, real joker.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191202/b26b9b29e682292aa00bd2a5b4972c15.jpg
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    Windy as fuck high on Killington Crowded, too.

    Windy as fuck high on Killington Crowded, too.
  37. Xhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191202/7d0e82f...

    Xhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191202/7d0e82fa543f1598b7db8262e308a8b7.jpg
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    This looks like a good Catskills event, but, do...

    This looks like a good Catskills event, but, do they have a base? Huntah, probably.
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    I skied Thanksgiving once. Once.

    I skied Thanksgiving once. Once.
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    Many gems, but, my favorite is the simple "oh...

    Many gems, but, my favorite is the simple "oh fuck" when that guy sees the wall coming at him.
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    Real as far as first week of December. Lots of...

    Real as far as first week of December. Lots of Kmart is open for this time, much more than some bad years, and here comes cake icing and cold. 1993, yo.

    Fucking brand new boots with no liner...
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    Holy shit, the forecast just got real.

    Holy shit, the forecast just got real.
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    Not happy about this last season. Pretty bad...

    Not happy about this last season. Pretty bad ending, with that hokey walk down memory lane. The writing and dialogue really started to suck halfway through this season. I had the feeling that it was...
  45. Just dawned on me that 3.5 hours is a very nice...

    Just dawned on me that 3.5 hours is a very nice edible length. Too long for smoking a bone out in the parking lot during coming attraction previews.
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper%27s_Hill_Chee...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooper%27s_Hill_Cheese-Rolling_and_Wake
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    Now this here is real sport. fWpkDDDj1QM

    Now this here is real sport.

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    42. Pffffft. I've watched Sean White become...

    42. Pffffft.


    I've watched Sean White become a star well after 42.
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    My prediction: many first day collisions and...

    My prediction: many first day collisions and injuries tomorrow. Happy Thanksgiving, patrollers and EMS!
  50. Flying suits would be cooler.

    Flying suits would be cooler.
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