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08-03-2023, 04:57 PM
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Did he buy them from Cody Easterday? Rancher...
Did he buy them from Cody Easterday?
Rancher Sentenced for Running $244 Million “Ghost Cattle ...Department of Justice (.gov)https://www.justice.gov › opa › rancher-sentenced-run... -
01-19-2023, 04:25 PM
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That's a tough one not to notice 'cuz the fuckin'...
That's a tough one not to notice 'cuz the fuckin' seat's cold! I'd still rather have cold water than use paper. I knowz whatcha mean about not wanting to ever shit on a normal toilet again.
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03-27-2022, 06:39 PM
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No, but my dad mighta hit on her. She was...
No, but my dad mighta hit on her. She was definitely partying with someone! She fuckin cracks me up every time I look at that picture.
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03-27-2022, 03:32 PM
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Going through scanned slides from my dad's...
Going through scanned slides from my dad's archives this made me think of this thread. Not sure why. It was the last day of ski school when I was 9 or so. c.1968.
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03-12-2022, 11:41 AM
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I think that was the first movie I ever saw....
I think that was the first movie I ever saw. Parents took me to the SEA Cinerama. Had the soundtrack album and everything.
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02-10-2022, 10:35 PM
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Our dear friend Buster sez: There's louder,...
Our dear friend Buster sez:
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10-20-2021, 01:06 PM
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I have a pair of those and have actually skied...
I have a pair of those and have actually skied them. Not often.
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05-08-2021, 05:31 PM
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or at least notice that everyone around you is...
or at least notice that everyone around you is doing it differently!
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02-08-2021, 08:42 PM
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I've noticed a thing happening this season. It's...
I've noticed a thing happening this season. It's not a new thing but seems to be orders of magnitude more prevalent now. People stopping in stupid places (over blind rises, etc.), or large groups...
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02-02-2021, 01:05 PM
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Overheard: "these new bindings make such a huge...
Overheard: "these new bindings make such a huge difference"
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01-22-2021, 07:19 PM
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ah, that road.
ah, that road.
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12-29-2019, 11:54 AM
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Telling others what they 'should' be riding is...
Telling others what they 'should' be riding is pretty goddam gaperific......
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12-12-2019, 10:02 PM
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Isn't that Karl?
Isn't that Karl?
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06-28-2019, 06:11 PM
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eventually? :fmicon:
eventually? :fmicon:
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05-26-2019, 12:15 AM
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FIFY
FIFY
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04-14-2019, 07:30 PM
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That one [Austrian?] factory whose name I can't...
That one [Austrian?] factory whose name I can't recall did (and maybe still does) do a brisk business in high-end branded sticks. I actually have a pair (not Ferrari, but another fancy clothing brand...
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04-11-2019, 04:24 PM
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Garret the free ride coach?
Garret the free ride coach?
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02-13-2019, 07:32 PM
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http://seoi.net/penint/ open it, draw a...
http://seoi.net/penint/
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02-05-2019, 11:39 AM
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Ummmm..... this.
Ummmm..... this.
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02-04-2019, 06:38 PM
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Everyone knows real skiers sit on them on the...
Everyone knows real skiers sit on them on the chair. :fmicon: And there are these crazy things called gloves.
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02-04-2019, 11:29 AM
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Stevens Pass parking lot, mature man and younger...
Stevens Pass parking lot, mature man and younger woman walking with skis shouldered toward the lifts. Dude is explaining how his poles are carbon fiber which is better than aluminum because "they...
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01-22-2019, 10:54 PM
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I always liked the toeside face slam.
I always liked the toeside face slam.
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01-21-2019, 10:35 PM
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Unlikely.
Unlikely.
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01-21-2019, 09:04 PM
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Mine like to do that then ollie over the sign....
Mine like to do that then ollie over the sign. Makes them giggle, especially when chased by the safety volunteers.
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01-15-2019, 09:21 AM
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made me do a spit take.....
made me do a spit take.....
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01-12-2019, 09:40 PM
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No quotes but.... fucking hell Xtal was a gaper...
No quotes but.... fucking hell Xtal was a gaper shitshow today. Parking lots full. 9000 guests was the rumor.
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12-28-2018, 10:28 AM
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This guy skied, uphill from the lot to the base,...
This guy skied, uphill from the lot to the base, past me in the parking lot at Crystal the other day.....
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11-26-2018, 08:30 AM
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^^^that's the end of the story?
^^^that's the end of the story?
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09-12-2018, 03:06 PM
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jeebus.
jeebus.
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04-10-2018, 02:19 AM
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:fmicon:
:fmicon:
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03-28-2018, 02:17 PM
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Yup. and JONG! :fm:
Yup. and JONG! :fm:
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02-27-2018, 07:33 PM
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Paging Scotsman for his South American bar/teeth...
Paging Scotsman for his South American bar/teeth story........
QUOTE=old goat;5272370]I lower the bar so I can rest my aching back by bending over it. Woman at the other hand of the chair decides... -
02-11-2018, 10:55 PM
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I remember it as simply, "SKIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!"
I remember it as simply, "SKIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!"
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01-08-2018, 05:16 PM
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This answers a lot of questions about the Things.
This answers a lot of questions about the Things.
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11-28-2017, 07:31 PM
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This.
This.
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03-12-2017, 03:57 PM
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entirely different w00p.
entirely different w00p.
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03-12-2017, 09:08 AM
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you whoopers are JONGs
you whoopers are JONGs
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02-07-2017, 05:08 PM
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It'd probably be really cheap if you promised not...
It'd probably be really cheap if you promised not to tell anyone where you got it.
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02-07-2017, 10:26 AM
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pretty sure scotsman has the Norrona version in...
pretty sure scotsman has the Norrona version in purple he'd sell ya.....
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03-08-2016, 04:36 PM
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Easy JONG! ^^^^^ :fmicon: I see an AW'16...
Easy JONG! ^^^^^ :fmicon:
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02-21-2016, 09:49 AM
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pisses me off too.
pisses me off too.
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01-26-2016, 04:17 PM
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Not an actual quote, but I was standing in the...
Not an actual quote, but I was standing in the middle of a very wide, open, empty, visible and moderate pitch talking with my son last sunday when I'm suddenly absolutely SLAMMED into by a skier....
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01-20-2016, 09:35 AM
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Not so fast on the minimums. You still need to...
Not so fast on the minimums. You still need to post nekkid pics of wife, GF, sister or all of the above please. Props on the handle though. Well played.
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04-05-2015, 05:06 PM
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where's the skewer?
where's the skewer?
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01-09-2014, 07:25 PM
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No doubt the public review of your day's video in...
No doubt the public review of your day's video in the evening was made more uncomfortable by the crew!
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02-06-2013, 02:03 PM
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^^^^paging PNWBrit.....
^^^^paging PNWBrit.....
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02-27-2012, 05:36 PM
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Overheard on the hill in the PNW this weekend.......
Overheard on the hill in the PNW this weekend....
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01-23-2012, 10:01 AM
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Overheard in the lodge at the end of a day when...
Overheard in the lodge at the end of a day when it pounded snow all day long, "This powder stuff....... I HATE IT! And I'm not being sarcastic!"
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01-25-2011, 03:39 PM
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gives a whole new meaning to 'tedium'.
gives a whole new meaning to 'tedium'.
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04-01-2010, 10:29 PM
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Standing in a shitshow line for an upper mountain...
Standing in a shitshow line for an upper mountain chair that hadn't opened in two days of snowfall.
60ish woman pretty deliberately steps to her left and literally stands, in her skis, about at...
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