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    It's hard to explain born on second base to a lot...

    It's hard to explain born on second base to a lot of people.
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    Oh, I'll bet bills were the last of that girl's...

    Oh, I'll bet bills were the last of that girl's problems after the Rockefeller lawyers sweet talked her into a NDA.
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    Definitely need naked pics.

    Definitely need naked pics.
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    Well, if you watch that video, the dude who put a...

    Well, if you watch that video, the dude who put a stop to the ranting, threatening asshole did just that in, like, three seconds. Bam. Fuck you. Chill. And then back to his breakfast.

    Nobody is...
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    Wow, this one is beyond fucked up. ...

    Wow, this one is beyond fucked up.

    https://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/local-news/elderly-man-allegedly-assaulted-by-idaho-springs-police-files-lawsuit-against-officers-department

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    Oh boy. Go back and read about some. Start with...

    Oh boy. Go back and read about some. Start with the Borgia pope, Alexander VI, and his contemporaries.
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    Well, yeah. And any doctor prescribing them is a...

    Well, yeah. And any doctor prescribing them is a little sketchy, in my book, especially for vanity projects like the dude above. Roids, of course, a long used medicine, have gotten a bad rap out of...
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    The one sport I tell anybody over 50 never to...

    The one sport I tell anybody over 50 never to attempt is snowboarding. Just too brutal and dangerous in that beginner's stage. I'm taking a fairly minor lower spine injury to the grave with that one,...
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    Roids, testosterone, meth, growth hormones. ...

    Roids, testosterone, meth, growth hormones.

    Street level, not doctor supervised, too.
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    Yeah, probably weight. That was a lot of stuff...

    Yeah, probably weight. That was a lot of stuff dropped off.
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    Awesome photography expedition

    https://petapixel.com/2021/10/25/photographing-and-backpacking-through-gates-of-the-arctic-national-park/
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    https://twitter.com/j_cutting/status/1452368291976...

    https://twitter.com/j_cutting/status/1452368291976990721?s=20
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    Well, you know, Louisiana... ...

    Well, you know, Louisiana...

    https://apnews.com/article/business-louisiana-race-and-ethnicity-racial-injustice-baton-rouge-d2d50979a247c400746ba6703225f7ff
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    Like Mike Tyson said, everyone's got a plan,...

    Like Mike Tyson said, everyone's got a plan, until they get punched in the face.
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    I know. It's Goldblum. Maybe he's still dealing...

    I know. It's Goldblum. Maybe he's still dealing with that transformation back from the half man half fly guy.
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    You know, nobody talks about it, because nobody...

    You know, nobody talks about it, because nobody gives a fuck, besides non PED users in masters competitions, but, there's an epidemic of old guys taking some really dangerous drugs to feel and...
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    Ok, I just went to Wegmans down the block and...

    Ok, I just went to Wegmans down the block and sprung the 9.99 for their "organic" roasted bird. It's really big and really good. My guess is the raw bird would be in the high teens. This one is...
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    Haha, that's so priveleged white guy. The only...

    Haha, that's so priveleged white guy. The only people of color you experience at a lot of major cities is in the airport during plane changes.
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    How about they have to work all the time while...

    How about they have to work all the time while the trust funders don't.
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    Maybe they simply don't know. It's still awkward...

    Maybe they simply don't know. It's still awkward for me to walk away from good service in Italy and not or barely tip, but, that's the deal.
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    Such a strange dude. That tongue action at the...

    Such a strange dude. That tongue action at the end. Who does that?
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    Chicken is easy. Almost every supermarket sells...

    Chicken is easy. Almost every supermarket sells roasted chickens as a loss leader. I use a particular supermarket among four fairly close to me just to buy one of their excellent $6.99 birds, which...
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    Yeah, but, you better figure out a way to survive...

    Yeah, but, you better figure out a way to survive without that kind of manual labor, because, one good injury at a certain age, and it's not only no skiing or basketball, but no income. Lawyers can...
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    Did you have to wear a mask?

    Did you have to wear a mask?
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    Well, yeah, nobody tips in Europe. Ten percent is...

    Well, yeah, nobody tips in Europe. Ten percent is a generous surprise, usually from an American.
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    Al Bundy ended the cold war

    AN ORAL HISTORY OF ‘СЧАСТЛИВЫ ВМЕСТЕ,’ THE RUSSIAN REMAKE OF ‘MARRIED… WITH CHILDREN’

    ‘Married… with Children’ was way bigger in the Motherland than it ever was in America

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    Hmmm....

    Hmmm....
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    Re my thread about mask and passport requirements...

    Re my thread about mask and passport requirements in the Dolomites, which I assume will also apply to all of Italy. I don't think it's going to be as easy getting into cable cars and bar hopping. May...
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    And yet there is a school of thought that wide...

    And yet there is a school of thought that wide skis are bad for the knees.
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    Ha. I learned to hate the town of Telluride when...

    Ha. I learned to hate the town of Telluride when I was last there (as opposed to the mountain, which is great) when I encountered attitude at mediocre restaraunts, the most absurd was a dude at the...
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    Wait. You actually thought that showing up at any...

    Wait. You actually thought that showing up at any restaraunt with thirty people in tow at any time, even pre pandemic, would not be a problem?

    You see, this is why so many in the restaraunt...
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    They're probably trying to get Travis Tritt to...

    They're probably trying to get Travis Tritt to sing the national anthem. Maybe even Clapton.
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    Whoosh.

    Whoosh.
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    I'll just repost that request before you realize...

    I'll just repost that request before you realize you really shouldn't have.
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    Now we have to share the national embarrassment...

    Now we have to share the national embarrassment of a bunch of white people gathered together in a stadium in America's great black city doing that damn chant and chop. At least the Boston fans can...
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    Always be skeptical.

    Always be skeptical.
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    I don't care how well you eat or how much you...

    I don't care how well you eat or how much you exercise, one good slam to the earth at that age will not end well. Although every now and then, when I'm lying on the cold hard ground in pain, I'm sure...
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    Wow, Atlanta fans, what a class act. Already with...

    Wow, Atlanta fans, what a class act. Already with the tomahawk chop chant in the first inning, and a bunch of yahoos standing in the first row right behind home plate. Beer must be cheap tonight.
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    After my meniscus "repair" in the right knee, my...

    After my meniscus "repair" in the right knee, my Ortho told me, no more bumps. I said, cool, I suck anyway.
  41. I walked into a nearly low end liquor store...

    I walked into a nearly low end liquor store locally last year, and they had Pappy Van Winkle advertised on one of those cheezy window signs. I said, yeah, right. Come up to a cash register, and...
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    And a mis-spell in the title.

    And a mis-spell in the title.
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    Yeah, well, that's a whole other issue that may...

    Yeah, well, that's a whole other issue that may require it's own thread.
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    Actually, Mohawk is a pretty short drive, and has...

    Actually, Mohawk is a pretty short drive, and has about as good an uphill policy as any. Park, boot up, and skin, bypassing any sort of pass. Benny's aerobic day.

    But, it ain't the Dolomites.
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    Sometimes you have to use a gondola. Like...

    Sometimes you have to use a gondola. Like Steamboat. Not that I'm going to Steamboat.
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    How long can we play?

    https://www.si.com/nba/2021/10/21/how-long-can-we-play-daily-cover
  47. I'll just leave this here. ...

    I'll just leave this here.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tufts-university-lacrosse-player-dies-after-choking-during-hot-dog-n1282055
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    He would share the steak knives around the fire.

    He would share the steak knives around the fire.
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    How the fuck do some people sleep at night?

    How the fuck do some people sleep at night?
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    21/22 Resort Covid restrictiins

    Starting to seriously think of trips this season. Up to a month ago I was convinced I'd be in the Dolomites, but, don't think that's happening if I have to whip out my vaccine card at every door and...
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