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    Dammmmnnnnnn.

    That is all you can do? Post stolen pictures? You are on par for showing your I.Q. to be the equivalent of my dog. Seriously. In fact, I actually consider my dog to be more intelligent than you....
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    My Olive Branch

    This is fuckin' STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOpid. Seriously. Why don't you grab some balls Bret and PM me. I'll take you for a Cat ride, (the only cost being you smokin' me up) and you and I will laugh our...
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    Aaaaaaah FUCK!!!

    You got me Bret, Hook Line and Sinker. Plus the moustache thingy. Godamn how I am promouned.

    What a lame mofo you are. All you can post are stolen pictures. What a small little world you...
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    Oh brother...

    I have a beard and the only fartbag I own is a mummy bag. And, pack a lunch mofo - 'cause kickin' my ass is going to be an all day affair. What does this mean? Exactly what is your problem with...
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    Poll: Explain please, I lost the intent of what you...

    Explain please, I lost the intent of what you were saying with one capital consonant and an emoticon.

    Let me guess ... you lost the sarcasim and humour that amused perhaps only me in my post.
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    Poll: You fuckin' self determined internet pigs and...

    You fuckin' self determined internet pigs and your tech talk jong bitch shit. Get fucking original you geriatric posters.



    Me thinks that a real skier only needs one ski. It is called a...
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    Not a million, but one that really sticks out. ...

    Not a million, but one that really sticks out. I'll spare the details that led up to the incident but the result is one forever lost Wavesport Z. Fuggin' Yakima POS.
  8. Please tell me that you grabbed the opium on the...

    Please tell me that you grabbed the opium on the way out. Right?
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    Poll: Actually buddy, you are taking me out of context....

    Actually buddy, you are taking me out of context. That was a reference to an exchnage with Blurred.



    Are you suggesting me a masochist? I enjoy this site as well.



    Umm ...okay. ...
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    Poll: Bwhaaahahhahah! Who are you trying to fucking...

    Bwhaaahahhahah! Who are you trying to fucking kid dude? You will read every word of that post whether you admit to it or not. In fact, you are probably in the process of doing it as I type this...
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    Poll: I lose? Woe is me. Tell me Blurred, what was...

    I lose? Woe is me. Tell me Blurred, what was the trophy I lost out on? A ginormous dildo representing who the bigger dick is? I will be crushed if you tell me that I am no longer in the running...
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    Poll: Pssst ... DrRy. Overhere. Let me help you out,...

    Pssst ... DrRy. Overhere. Let me help you out, I'm a cool cat. You see, if you are going to go after someone for being longwinded it would behoove you to be as succinct about it as possible lest...
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    Poll: My oh my Blurred. Fucking absolutely pathetic. ...

    My oh my Blurred. Fucking absolutely pathetic. I tell you your posts are lame and boring, and what do you do? You respond with a cheap knock off. And then you top it off with insulting people...
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    Poll: Oh brother Blurred. You really aren't too good...

    Oh brother Blurred. You really aren't too good at this. Me thinks you ought to spend a little more time considering what you want to say before your fingers go to work at your keyboard. I mean...
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    Poll: That would have been bbirtle. Am I typing too...

    That would have been bbirtle. Am I typing too fast for you?



    Almost. It's: Pssst ... Cat Jockey. Overhere. Your punctuation is all wrong. The exclamation points really kill the...
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    Poll: Too fucking funny dude. You are calling me a...

    Too fucking funny dude. You are calling me a retard while admitting that you lack the attention span and 20 seconds it takes to read a post that is more than 5 sentences.

    Do you see the irony...
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    Poll: Umm, okay. Seriously though, you are already...

    Umm, okay. Seriously though, you are already trying to be a dick to me, no point in making yourself a fucking liar as well dude.



    Twist. No "er". How do I know? Judgement. Experience. ...
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    Poll: Pssst ... Lone Star. Overhere. This is twice in...

    Pssst ... Lone Star. Overhere. This is twice in the matter of minutes that you are trying to inform me of something I already know. You are trying to tell me that my opinion of what skiing is to...
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    Poll: Pumped? I wouldn't and did not say that. I...

    Pumped? I wouldn't and did not say that. I prefaced it all about what I do when the conditions on the terrain I prefer is less desireable - just like you did. Can I scare the shit out of myself on...
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    Poll: Umm ... okay. Fine. You see little difference...

    Umm ... okay. Fine. You see little difference and I see a bigger difference. What's your point? You realize you are trying to take exception to what skiing is to me. Don't you? I wasn't...
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    Poll: So how about my groomed run that is all natural...

    So how about my groomed run that is all natural snow? Those are my favorite and most challenong (again, when new snow is absent and the other terrainis unappealing becuase of that) and where I...
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    Poll: Psssst ... Lone Star. Overhere. Take a look at...

    Psssst ... Lone Star. Overhere. Take a look at my avatar dude. Hmm ... Cat Jockey. Wonder what I do for a living. It may come as a surprise to me? It may come as a surprise, although it...
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    Poll: Granted, that is unnatural, but it is all about...

    Granted, that is unnatural, but it is all about degrees dude. Degrees of unnaturalness, manufacturing. For example, there are people that can come across as kind of a dick on this board, like...
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    Poll: Manufactured? No. Groomed? Yes. Parks are...

    Manufactured? No. Groomed? Yes. Parks are groomed as well, but people do not go into parks for the grooming, they go into them and judge them based upon the manufactured features, both...
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    millivanilli

    millivanilli
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    Poll: None of your poll options are suitable for me. ...

    None of your poll options are suitable for me. Put my check mark in the I have got no desire for various reasons box. Granted, I am a bit anti-park due to reasons already stated, such as not...
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    Those are nice and all ... but let me know when...

    Those are nice and all ... but let me know when you guys need your stuck asses pulled out ;)
    8811
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    and Not calling bullshit, but humidity...

    and



    Not calling bullshit, but humidity and cold is not the same as humidity and heat.[internet scientist]Most definitely 35 degrees in high humidity feels colder than 35 at low humidity, but...
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    That thread does not even scratch the surface of...

    That thread does not even scratch the surface of the subject. If you like that one, check out the discussion of 5yo fighting here:

    http://www.overgrow.com/edge/showthread.php?t=249156

    I advise...
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    Far be it from me to take pleasure in other's...

    Far be it from me to take pleasure in other's misery - 'cause I don't - and it does blow that this knucklehead may loose some toes because of this and I do not find that funny, but c'mon. You ski...
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    Too funny. That is what I thought when I reread...

    Too funny. That is what I thought when I reread it. Glad I wasn't the only one to pick up on my accidental yoda-speak. Although I think for true yoda-speak it would be: Pretty clear about this I...
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    Sweet. ...

    Sweet.


    http://www.biglines.com/photos/normal/biglines_48140.jpg

    Double sweet.
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    Okay, got a little time this morning ... ...

    Okay, got a little time this morning ...



    Boredom. Amusement. Not in the sense of trolling, as I really had a legitimate albeit relatively unimportant in the grand scheme of things,...
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    Jimeny Christmas. I know you are just trying to...

    Jimeny Christmas. I know you are just trying to be friendly and all, but before you insult somebody, you might want to actually read their fucking posts so you don't come across as looking like an...
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    Boy, don't I know it. It's a horribly shitty...

    Boy, don't I know it. It's a horribly shitty job. Woe is me for getting to play around in quarter million dollar toy all night seeing the sunrise at 12,000 + feet every workday in an enviornment...
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    Nah, I never said that. Every forum has its...

    Nah, I never said that. Every forum has its population of those, that's all. All kinds here, rippers that post alot, rippers that don't post much, non-rippers that post alot, non-rippers that don't...
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    I thought I smelled something burning - turns out...

    I thought I smelled something burning - turns out it was you thinking. Let me show what a thinking person does Blurred. A thinking person says to himself, "Self, I do believe that I have seen no...
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    Are you sure? I thought those go in der...

    Are you sure? I thought those go in der poopenhausen. The more I think about the more I seem to recall a flamingo invovled somewhere that night. Hmm... Fuck. Now I am really confused. If that...
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    Gotta get the edge material first. I'll let you...

    Gotta get the edge material first. I'll let you know how long it lasts.



    Exactly. I made the decision to do it and was merely curious as to whether or not anyone else has as I have never...
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    Right on. Thankyou. Sweet. What the...

    Right on. Thankyou.



    Sweet. What the hell do I have in my mouth and why am I trying to have sex with a cat (the cat loved it btw) and how much money do you need to destroy that picture of...
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    Too fucking funny. Quite rich coming...

    Too fucking funny.



    Quite rich coming from a homophobe that must hide his insecurity behind an alias. I think you not civilized enough to judge somebodies depth, illustrated by your obvious...
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    I am not complaining about getting shit ... I am...

    I am not complaining about getting shit ... I am just giving back and pointing out reality. I don't think I am the one that needs to lighten up as I am not the one telling me my board is fucked or...
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    Disappointing. I thought you meant: No, see...

    Disappointing. I thought you meant: No, see here is a thread you must have missed while using the search function about somebody who did it. Oh well.
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    I see ... that's five more people that have no...

    I see ... that's five more people that have no experience with what I am talking about but feel the need to jump in anyway, plus a guy who has a problem with homosexuals and likes to use that as an...
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    huh? Huh?!? I don't get it. I am not...

    huh?



    Huh?!? I don't get it. I am not looking for any technical advice. so why would I post there? Gee, care to tell me what "Tech" is actually short for than wiseass? Maybe "Tech is...
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    I am not looking for advice dude. I know how to...

    I am not looking for advice dude. I know how to replace edge segments. The preemptive blow me was for those that know more about computers and the internet than about skis and snowboards and would...
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    Edge Replacement

    The whole edge - not just a section. I have a 185 carving deck, cap construction, with a toeside edge that is about 75% trashed. I could spend a couple of hours filing it down to about 1/32nd of an...
  48. As of yesterday morning ..

    Keno and Blackjack are filled in real nice and have been since the last storm (always the best quality snow on the mountain over there), but, as of yesterday morning, top of 6 was a bit scoured (it...
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    I B pwnin'

    Umm... no. Blurred is the tool. I'm rubber you're glue bounces off of me and sticks on, um, Blurred.

    Look sister, no need to get all pissy with me. I am just pointing out reality here, not...
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    Well...

    ... Grandaddy alaways said if it was worth saying once, ya might as well say it again. Hit the back button a couple of times, ctrl - c and then ctrl -v and then you have an undeleted Cat Jockey...
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