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  1. Step 1. Smoke a big fat chronic blunt Step 2....

    Step 1. Smoke a big fat chronic blunt
    Step 2. Drink lots of beer
    Step 3. Post random words, numbers and youtube clips on a skiing forum
  2. What happened to wow? He hasn't posted an ob...

    What happened to wow? He hasn't posted an ob since 1/3/17
  3. I've ridden the tram a thousand times and they...

    I've ridden the tram a thousand times and they never, ever, ever, mentioned in the monologue that you had to check in with ski patrol to go out the Twins gate.
  4. 21" might be a slight exaggeration but Snowbird...

    21" might be a slight exaggeration but Snowbird said 21" at 8am and Alta's snotel said 18" at 7am. After all these years, how difficult is it for you people to figure this out?

    So, not a typo.
  5. Cool story bro.

    Cool story bro.
  6. It depends.

    It depends.
  7. Here's the translation for SFB and people who can...

    Here's the translation for SFB and people who can understand SFB's syntax:

    fhbfh ormbko ih ih v ndib ihb ihbdf hbd h ojpoy m dtwfs gveimtm ehgv enjf hj gsh ywfwdfc ij jo kmhk jodhbwdfc dsrcd...
  8. I know the guy who "unintentionally" dropped that...

    I know the guy who "unintentionally" dropped that cornice into Slowitude and he's not 18, he's older. We shred together all the time. He can slide rails switch and do butter 180's, so don't be...
  9. Somebody got hurt.

    Somebody got hurt.
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    I'm not a big fan of Queer Valley but I'm...

    I'm not a big fan of Queer Valley but I'm definitely not a big fan of the management at Slowitude. I mean, who puts in fixed grip quads with undersized motors (Phorn) in the 21st century? I'm hoping...
  11. Everytime I ride the Powderhorn chair at...

    Everytime I ride the Powderhorn chair at Solitude, it feels like I'm riding the oldest chairlift in the world. But it's only 3 years old.
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    Please reconsider.

    Please reconsider.
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    Knuckledragging with stalks is commended as...

    Knuckledragging with stalks is commended as strongly vaginal.
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    Like SFB says, "If Slowitude wanted people to ski...

    Like SFB says, "If Slowitude wanted people to ski there, they would manage it properly."

    Skip Porcupine and go to Cotton Bottom.
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    Skied Limber Guild Pine Line twice yesterday only...

    Skied Limber Guild Pine Line twice yesterday only because SFB skied it the day before. This thread is how I decide where to ski. I love skiing tracked out runs and hiking up icy skin tracks. So...
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    Something was missing!!!!!!!!!!!

    Something was missing!!!!!!!!!!!
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    http://tetonsandwasatch.com/wordpress/wp-content/u...

    http://tetonsandwasatch.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/full-routel.jpg

    I've always heard those two chutes on looker's right referred to as the Cheney Chutes. The lookers right one of...
  18. I'm pretty sure Runcie got ripped off. He flapped...

    I'm pretty sure Runcie got ripped off. He flapped a little bit on the double but it was more impressive than anyone else's final air, plus his skiing style is really good and smooth.

    Runcie...
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    Man standing in middle of groomer at base of...

    Man standing in middle of groomer at base of Solitude: I can't get my boots buckled.
    Woman who has just skied up to him: You have been skiing though?
    Man: No, I can't get my boots buckled.
    I'm not...
  20. This. /et

    This.

    /et
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    I find that acid helps.

    I find that acid helps.
  22. It's hilarious that the knuckledragger is...

    It's hilarious that the knuckledragger is shooting sick gopro footy but is going so slow that a toddler actually passes him!

    If you listen close, you can hear the little girl yell, "get out of my...
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    Yeah right, and you have a 13" penis.

    Yeah right, and you have a 13" penis.
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    Well, it's not for UDOT, but if you could please...

    Well, it's not for UDOT, but if you could please bootpack all the starting zones in east facing mineral and the Eeenie Meanies, that sure would be helpful. Thanks buddy.
  25. Wasn't Tanner clocked hitting Pyramid Gap switch...

    Wasn't Tanner clocked hitting Pyramid Gap switch going 55mph ? I'm pretty sure he'd be OK going 80mph forward. It would be pretty funny to see him skiing Kitz in his baggy clothes and gorilla steez.
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    I heard that he got caught in a decent sized...

    I heard that he got caught in a decent sized avalanche and went over a 50' cliff and broke his femur.
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    Not true. It's an acronym. ALTA = A Lotta...

    Not true. It's an acronym. ALTA = A Lotta Traversing Around
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    According to Ski Magazine, Queer Valley is the...

    According to Ski Magazine, Queer Valley is the best resort in the country, so why would you want to ski in LCC anyways?
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    The lower cliff band on Dresden is unskiable...

    The lower cliff band on Dresden is unskiable right now, imo. Needle looks good, but lowest apron on it looks scratchy. Montgomery still has a rappel in it. Anything that was catching a lot of sun was...
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    We went to Hogum yesterday despite this post. I...

    We went to Hogum yesterday despite this post. I guess the 3-4" on Tuesday was enough to improve the skiing cuz it wasn't that bad in there. I was a little concerned at the top of the Hogum2, thinking...
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    Yeah, cuz there are no waist deep mogul trenches...

    Yeah, cuz there are no waist deep mogul trenches at Alta.

    They're actually neck deep.
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    http://greghill.squarespace.com/httpwww3telusnetgr...

    http://greghill.squarespace.com/httpwww3telusnetgreghill/
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    Poll: UDOT is estimating 11am as of 7:45. I hope BCC...

    UDOT is estimating 11am as of 7:45. I hope BCC closes as well.
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    This gaper quote came on a tuesday, not the...

    This gaper quote came on a tuesday, not the weekend, but here it is anyway:
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    True. If you don't fall, you probably don't need...

    True. If you don't fall, you probably don't need a helmet. If you're going to fall down a couloir that has some rocks in it, a helmet might be a good idea.
  36. Don't feel sorry for me, I live in Utah. Looks...

    Don't feel sorry for me, I live in Utah.

    Looks a little heavy by the way.
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    Skidog, how did you get to the birthdays, out...

    Skidog, how did you get to the birthdays, out Snowbird's Gad2 gate or White Pine trailhead? The avy report implies that you exited the resort but when I looked at their website, it said that touring...
  38. Cool videos. The talking parts are very hard...

    Cool videos.

    The talking parts are very hard to understand. It's like he has a different word for everything.
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    I was at Snowbird and had gotten out of the tram...

    I was at Snowbird and had gotten out of the tram on top of Hidden Peak and this girl who had just ridden the tram asks her partner, "Are we at Awl-ta or Snowbird?"
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    That's Bud in the red jacket. Couloir...

    That's Bud in the red jacket.



    Couloir consisted of nice chalk (about 40 degrees) and the apron was fast, carveable foam. Fun line. By the way, that photo was taken last Saturday when we were...
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    It was a sunny Saturday in Wasangeles which...

    It was a sunny Saturday in Wasangeles which dictates skiing in the wilderness areas to avoid the hordes and the fucking helicopters in the central Wasatch. We saw six people all day: four...
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    Here are some obs from Prez Week: Sat:...

    Here are some obs from Prez Week:

    Sat: Solitude, deserted and good storm skiing

    Sun: Solitude, sunny, still not crowded, but parking lot full and people parking on the highway.

    President's...
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    This one time, at Snowbird, I was riding the tram...

    This one time, at Snowbird, I was riding the tram and standing near some good skiers who had just come back from a freeskiing comp at CB. I was eavesdropping on their conversation and the one guy was...
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    Solitude sucks. The lifts are slow, the shots are...

    Solitude sucks. The lifts are slow, the shots are short, you have to boot or traverse for an hour to get to anything good, and it's low elevation so it rains at the base more often than not.
    ...
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    Xover is correct. Thunder Mtn is over by the...

    Xover is correct. Thunder Mtn is over by the Needle.

    Google Maps also has Chad's Gap and Pyramid Gap transposed.
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    Wasatch Tours doesn't name the peak but they have...

    Wasatch Tours doesn't name the peak but they have a write-up about a bunch of people dying on the north face and it's called Overconfidence Kills. So that's what I call those runs. WRA/WOW probably...
  47. seconded. I don't even think mammoth was...

    seconded.

    I don't even think mammoth was better than BCC
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    Serch funkshun, jong.

    Serch funkshun, jong.
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    Some lame POV for Trackhead: 2797929

    Some lame POV for Trackhead:

    2797929
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    http://i.pbase.com/g6/03/548003/2/74224258.rv87Dv7...

    http://i.pbase.com/g6/03/548003/2/74224258.rv87Dv7d.jpg

    How many people have died after pushing this gate open and venturing into the backcountry without avy gear or education?

    There's only so...
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