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    Ska Red Shuttles 359308

    Ska Red Shuttles

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  3. Dilute the jug of soap when she's not around.

    Dilute the jug of soap when she's not around.
  4. FIFY

    FIFY
  5. Well put. Irony is alive and well in America...

    Well put.

    Irony is alive and well in America yet many Americans appear to be immune.
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    kinda like the loophole 3mWiswHqmuc

    kinda like the loophole

    3mWiswHqmuc
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    It's literally the best one I've seen. FWR, a lot...

    It's literally the best one I've seen. FWR, a lot of people on that sub don't seem to actually know what a starter pack is.
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    That's good

    That's good
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    That one is pretty good. Off the top of my...

    That one is pretty good.

    Off the top of my head:

    Orange Day
    Fool Fighters
    Red Hat Cheeto Preppers
    Guns and Poses
    Dumb 45
    Geezer
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    Marshall subsequently got Christopher Guest to do...

    Marshall subsequently got Christopher Guest to do an ad

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    0+2=1

    0+2=1
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    At least it's not maga colon. XGChTEfeeC4

    At least it's not maga colon.

    XGChTEfeeC4
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    "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit....

    "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Jared, show them the medal I won."
    ...
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    Any minute Trump's sneaking out the back door...

    Any minute Trump's sneaking out the back door
    MAGA traitors storming the senate floor
    It's not hard to say it, time to say it
    Goodbye, goodbye
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    He couldn't make it as a wise man Couldn't cut...

    He couldn't make it as a wise man
    Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
    Tried running against the orange man
    Ted was born without a sense of feeling
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    I'd settle for Canada taking back Nickelback.

    I'd settle for Canada taking back Nickelback.
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    357347

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    To post on Parler, we ask that you verify your...

    To post on Parler, we ask that you verify your identity to ensure that we don't get infiltrated by foreign enemy operatives.

    Also, we aren't the FBI.
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    I'm not a bank robber, I only drove the getaway...

    I'm not a bank robber, I only drove the getaway car!
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    Reminds me of Cramer's meltdown on tv during the...

    Reminds me of Cramer's meltdown on tv during the financial crisis
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    While I was watching that this morning my wife...

    While I was watching that this morning my wife and a friend forwarded it to me.

    That's how a leader acts.


    edit: the comments are brutal. wtf is wrong with people.
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    yes ...

    yes

    https://live.staticflickr.com/4044/4337960191_bec9833f17_o.jpg
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    So they still hadn't figured out how to keep the...

    So they still hadn't figured out how to keep the chrome on in 96? (newest LP I've owned is '80)
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    I've been waiting for oft to post. n+1 baby!

    I've been waiting for oft to post.

    n+1 baby!
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    Don't remind me. If that fucker were alive right...

    Don't remind me. If that fucker were alive right now about half of the professional pilots I know would kill him.


    Most airline pilots lean conservative, but that's a little much.
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    Probably not the best strategy, but that's well...

    Probably not the best strategy, but that's well within his authority.



    I can't believe they kicked me out of the movie theater for shitting in the aisle. I obeyed all of of their other rules!
    ...
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    Yeah, that probably is more accurate. Crybabys...

    Yeah, that probably is more accurate. Crybabys would be as well. As would delusional.

    But when late night comedians are the only ones with the balls to fully call that spade a spade, we have a...
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    The other pilot

    The other pilot
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    Sure, and there were people who didn't have the...

    Sure, and there were people who didn't have the grey matter to know the difference like Elizabeth from Knoxville. But if you take the worst of the racial/social injustice actors this year, you're...
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    A surprising number of people don't....

    A surprising number of people don't. Characterizations like "protesters", "trump supporters", and "rioters" completely fail to describe and differentiate that mob from BLM, and civil rights protests,...
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    JB2di69FmhE

    JB2di69FmhE
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    And education And getting fairy tales out of...

    And education

    And getting fairy tales out of education
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    I get it a bit when the snow melts.

    I get it a bit when the snow melts.
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    Well, apparently I have questionable judgement so...

    Well, apparently I have questionable judgement so all bets are off!
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    Nice lefty les paul. Late 70s / early 80s?

    Nice lefty les paul.

    Late 70s / early 80s?
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    You fear correctly. The Rs need their useful...

    You fear correctly. The Rs need their useful idiots.
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    shhh... 357083

    shhh...

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    When I said IME I meant it. I agree with you...

    When I said IME I meant it.

    I agree with you that the decision was made by the captain of that flight to let it go. And it was probably the correct decision (I wasn't there). But it was far from...
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    Perfect hot take.

    Perfect hot take.
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    Without divulging too much, no that's incorrect....

    Without divulging too much, no that's incorrect. Everything from lone wolf to angry mob to attempted highjack to credible bomb threat has been contemplated.

    These guys got off easy for the same...
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    I recognize that airport. It's DCA

    I recognize that airport. It's DCA
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    There are two dive bars I used to frequent that...

    There are two dive bars I used to frequent that not only have troughs, but the wall behind it is glass/two-way mirror back into the bar.
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    False advertising at the end. I didn't seen any...

    False advertising at the end. I didn't seen any "hot Asian buns". Just a bunch of white lardasses.
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    I know a little something about this. First,...

    I know a little something about this.

    First, once they're off the airplane, it's pretty much over. These guys might be put on a company list, but that's it. If the captain wants someone to be...
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    Here we are 14 days from xmas and my county just...

    Here we are 14 days from xmas and my county just reported 171 new cases as a result. That's an all time record for us. After 10 months to figure this shit out.

    Goddamnit, Americans are stupid.
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    Mike Penis was an obsequious orange cock sucker...

    Mike Penis was an obsequious orange cock sucker for 99.9999% of this term, and he's supposed to get credit for finding the weakest of rubber spines in the eleventh hour? Yeah, no.

    If he were a...
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    I know several people who voted orange in 16 that...

    I know several people who voted orange in 16 that meet all of those criteria. None of them would admit to voting for him a second time, but I'll bet 3/4 did.
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    Even after four years of hearing that...

    Even after four years of hearing that narcissistic psychopath speak, I'm still occasionally surprised at the new depths he'll sink to.
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    Holy shit, no kidding.

    Holy shit, no kidding.
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    lol @ "where's Pence" I know, right. Looks...

    lol @ "where's Pence"



    I know, right. Looks a little amateur hour there.
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