Funny how this sack of shits random mudderings carry any weight at all.

It’s almost like she didn’t think this through at all.

the Horn Dorset is like a stream of bat piss… it shines out like a shaft a gold when all around is dark.





fact.

yeah, the name is fairly ironic seeing as how phoenix did not so much rise from the ashes as just wallow deep in them….







upstate fact.

aw, benny was alright… ‘cept when he wasn’t.

https://www.nny360.com/news/the-100-year-anniversary-of-the-great-phoenix-fire-1916/article_383e0d9e-e440-52f0-9add-654fd99b107c.html

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things always look better from afar. hard to see all them meth addicted in the daytime… they tend to scurry from the light.


things have improved only slightly since the fire burned through.
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lock 1 in pheonix gots a produce stand next to it on the north side of the drawbridge.

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they make bank everytime the grand caribe comes through when they load ‘em up with a week or so...

you wanna work at Safeway?

yep, we pay $1.26 more than a vermont walmart... so, we got that going for us.

you looking for an entry-level seasonal job, or you just bitchin’ cause you can’t meet “minimum requirements”?

yer gonna wanna get yer resevations in early then. yer gonna be competing with lottsa natives for lodging along with the usual foreign rabble.

and, yep, we are hiring… are you listening Fred? i got your slower pace of life right here, pal. you too could be an aquatic elevator operator!

...

the locks have different size valves depending on their height and all the lock chambers are the same width and length. the highest drop is 40.5 feet and the shortest is 6 feet. so, regardless of the...

Have you guys sent a PM to Benny Profane to get posting permissions?

TSA checks pretty closely who is getting on the airplane no matter where the fuck it’s going, and the airlines are pretty fanatical about matching passengers and luggage before the plane can depart...

heh.

I’m wondering where she got the fake passport. A fake passport that was able to get through Homeland security and their scanners without being detected. I would like to think those are not easy to...

From Benny Profane, send him a PM and he’ll hook you up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Syd7kRIuk

he was the other party to the chaos. blocking him out was cuddy dude's revenge. they were separated by management before the shitstorm got to me. i got the play by play over the phone... in person, i...

Oh, and if you’re really set on staying on a house “boat “. Make sure that you look at the pictures closely. There’s a lot of houses that are built on barges which is not the same thing as a...

Same thing, my info is probably way out of date. We did The houseboats twice and the apartments two or three times too. We used a company called the citymundo.com which was a precursor to an Airbnb...

packin’ ‘em in like sardines today… should’ve been one more as you can see in the background. but, apparently, that little fucker down there in front got in a fight with that big fucker up there in...

she won’t come in until she finds the real killer…
the one armed woman.

this just gets more ridiculous every time you type it... do you get paid by the word?

fuck off mule sniffer...

What the Fuck?

https://www.suicide6.com/


I do not approve of this action.



fact.

political ships take time to sink…


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trolls get hungry for attention…

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smoking gun testimony has occurred…

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/06/28/cassidy-hutchinson-jan-6-testimony-takeaways/

You’re right, I think enough time has past that we can reasonably discuss the Watergate hearings here without getting too deep into the pollyass.

they would’ve needed a time machine to get that gore-tex to me… at least my wooden skis had screwed on metal edges.

Yeah but like a real classy hooker

hard tellin not knowin.

if it was just a gag that guy was putting to start with, it would transform into performance art as soon as somebody interacted with him.

However, he could also just be...

nobody cares… not even michael.

nobody wants to find that.

that’s organized. these citizens are definitely not organized. who’s gonna file the paperwork? what address are they going to use? what do you do when a bunch of individuals all show up at the same...

ok, so you can read too, but what the fuck is it?

just cause it can go 30 don’t mean it always gotta go 30…

citizens are allowed to camp for two weeks on federal land. these citizens are doing that…

Δ8?

That shits in Utica. But I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck that shit is.

Forum software prefers horizontal pictures over vertical pictures.

they saved the dog at least…

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/tempe-dog-in-need-of-fur-ever-home-after-almost-drowning-in-canal-pd.amp

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https://c.tenor.com/7s2Aaw8jskYAAAAC/ren-and-stimpy-fake-smile.gif

bobby shoulda never deleted that there thread of gold... fly'em high!

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fuck yeah.

you need it hot all the time, or just some of the time?
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don't fergit yer duck...

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