Sounds like my kind of vacation.

What a shitty thing to do. I'll show myself out.

There it is!

He's got a virtual ball gag so I can't hear him. And don't you dare quote him.

Sorry, not into gay porn.

Yes. Yes you could be.

Warriors get to rest. Miami and Boston continue to slug it out. Yikes. Battered, bruised, and tired is no way to go through life.

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

Dood. Please. We've had enough of the pictures of feces don't encourage the degens.

Brador. Good ol Molson fucking Brador. Highly coveted when brought back by of age friends.

Calmer than you are, dude.

Tetanus.

Vergennes? No shit. Addison County hayseeds.

This is a really good point.

Probably score some free guns in the cars in the parking lots during tRumps NRA convention appearance:...

Binary trigger is more useful than bump stock for rapid controlled fire. And even then, it's not full auto.

LOL

Fight me.

And yes, I'm perpetually confused about everything. Today I decided underwear goes on the outside. Who's with me?

This.

I'd be pissed off, and you'd be pissed on, if you took my picture in the bathroom without asking me.

You and your sons are real doctors and you let one of them marry a fake doctor?

I fell asleep with about 3:45 on the clock. Woke up to "this is sports center".

Saint Albans in the local news again: https://www.wcax.com/2022/05/25/police-st-albans-man-steals-car-with-teen-inside/

What a dumb fuck. And, that's my town. Sigh.

You are on to me

Should these be called Crookies or Crackies?

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0650b152-d25e-4131-8449-f9f40325accb

I haven't tried them so I can't put them in the cretin snack thread. Don't plan...

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0650b152-d25e-4131-8449-f9f40325accb

Derecho.

I didn't need that. Good thing you can't smell of the internet.

What a bunch of maroons.

TMI and NTTAWWT.

Word. My family hates it when I slay said workplace bathroom.

Hey man. Welcome back. Key your handset twice if you've been hijacked by a Russian bot.

This right here is all I need:

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/343323-2021-2022-NBA-Thread-Anyone-but-the-Lakers-or-Nets!?p=6620930#post6620930

https://youtu.be/WlKr-yg-y5I

You crack me up man. Killing it.

W's didn't need the memo. I said at least one conference final series. Doesn't have to be both. East coast got the short straw.

RW3 fucking rocks!

Shit. You got warm weather, the meths, and alligators? I'll be right there.

Lulz

Salmon fillet with skin works fine on my grill. Make sure it is hot, clean, and well oiled, 1.5 minutes on the non-skin side, 1.5 to 3 minutes on the skin side. A very large spatula is key. And...

My inner conspiracy theory fan says they are being paid to not show up because NBA Corp wants at least one 7 game conference championship series.

Cheech and Chong's Let Make a New Dope Deal.

K-Mart?

Seriously?

Actually, I live on the other side of the state, but just as far north. I can see upstate from my porch. Well, really my driveway because of the trees.

What ski area is that for us dorks that don't know?

Instead of fancy colored rocks, you need netting, razor wire (in the netting), and spring guns.

Ya, but it would cure syphilis. Or maybe cause it.

Can you do my shirts when you're done with your stuff?