Woah. Turned it off with like three minutes left.

You dumping out too? Feet up for efficiency?

NVM. First AB hit one out.

Ha. I was a day late for that. Would have been epic to see in person

If they haven’t been popped six or seven times for dealing drugs out the back door, do they even have enough kitchen experience?

I was totally second guessing myself cause I didn’t think he was still in the league, but a quick Google showed he is working out with the Mets to potentially come back. I’d know that belly and weird...

Bartolo Colon sighting in SF today. 417370

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We just booked PDX to Amsterdam non-stop on Delta Premium (whatever is one above Comfort+) for 90k miles each. I find that mikes are cheaper domestically than $ right now, too.

Now we’re talking.

We have trazadone for our pup for fireworks, vet visits, etc. works well, but she’s totally drugged out by it.

Riding BART into SF at rush hour, and a guy is talking about the “ergonomics guy” at his office.

“Oh, your company doesn’t have an ergonomics guy?!?”

The horror.

Maybe it’s just me, but riding bikes > telling people on the internet they’re riding bikes wrong.

Oh, no doubt, it was just funny the way it’s written. I lol’ed

Thank you for that unbiased view of California baseball! [emoji23]

Lightning have had two goals taken off the board in 90 seconds. One for a missed puck out of play, and one for a hand pass on a face off

Yeah, feels unnecessary to bury the guy like this in the media after the fact

Yeah, I figured the Cali gas couldn’t be THAT much worse than PDX, but I was wrong

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Yikes

Congrats on the new pup. Super cute!

Tim Anderson might be one of my new favorite players after all of this. Typically classy Yankee fans continue to call him Jackie all night, so he hits a three run HR and tells them to “shut the fuck...

I feel like depending on where you live either the Lowes or the HD is good, and the other one is awful. Here Lowes stinks, but other places I’ve lived the Lowes is better

Good comeback for the Sox today for sure. Offense is fun

It’s Saturday

He’s only 1-2 so far tonight, but did hit a granny, so I guess that’s ok he made an out.

The "do you have an agent?" question also changes how they agent can talk to you. If you have an agent already their fiduciary duties change slightly (at least in Oregon where you can represent both...

Trevor Story with a casual 4 hits, 3 HRs, 7 RBI, and 5 runs

Edit: stole third also. Quite a night

The sex dungeon is more aspirational than anything

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Dog is my copilot

Woah. Just turned it on. 9-6? Wild

Complete game two hitter from Piveta and a series win for the Sox.

Yeah. That games was wild. Five posts for the Avs I think? And three just pure desperation glove saves by Binnington. They could have given up 7 goals, but instead were one weird bounce from winning ...

The just did every single thing they saw on HGTV three years ago

One of the eggs was a little stuck and my big dumb gorilla hands crushed it. Could I have grabbed another egg instead? Yeah. But no. Big mess instead.

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Then I loaded breakfast dishes...

New Sox record, but third time in history I think

I’m not high enough for that one

My first thought was Lake Powell, or Lake Mead, but it's neither of those. It's not Havasu either.

Edit:

Looks like Coeur d'Alene
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Nah, he’s got a little more of a “racist Santa” vibe these days

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This is exactly how I want my bagel to be



At my house, the recycle truck has a guy on the outside which checks the bins before they get dumped, and he physically puts the bin on the arm that...

It’s a Ninja. We found it at Costco a couple weeks ago for about $150. It’s also a toaster oven which is what sold us.

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This is next level tanking.

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Just one business that employs multiple people that I know of

Edit: technically Vancouver. Vancouver, WA.

https://tentpoletechnologies.com/

I know in Portland there are tent pole repair people in town. I would have to believe that’s the same on lots of places. Is this for warranty? Or on your own dime?

I’m going to be so annoyed if the Lightning win again

“it almost definitely doesn’t show the entrance to an underground alien society.”

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Yeah, Wilson definitely brings a lot to the ice, for sure. It just seems like the last few years when the intensity ratchets up for the playoffs they don't have the extra gear everyone else has.

There are a few places that have first-come, first-serve camp spots in the area as well, so might be worth a lap through one or two of those before you settle in on the first night. You could catch...

Caps once again proving to be too old and slow for the playoffs.

Or maybe it was the wave: https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2022/05/14/did-fans-doing-the-wave-cost-the-capitals-the-series-yes/

Not much defense in the Phils/Dodgers game. Fun one to watch, especially when Harper is hot.

^ that video actually gets at most of your questions. The answer to many is we don’t know, unfortunately.