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    So, kids wanted a movie, and I watched one of the...

    So, kids wanted a movie, and I watched one of the dumbest ski movies ever.

    Ski Patrol (1990)

    Turns out Iceman the skier is actually African American. TK Carter played the role. Only a few...
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    So . . . Is the phrase “lard ass” now canceled?

    So . . . Is the phrase “lard ass” now canceled?
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    Coolest dad ever!

    Coolest dad ever!
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    Fucking Croakie floaters. Whether Rx or $200...

    Fucking Croakie floaters. Whether Rx or $200 sunglasses it’s mandatory
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    Wife and kids hounding me for an air fryer. ...

    Wife and kids hounding me for an air fryer.

    No way I deep fry. Fuck that oil.

    Any feedback? Is it a paperweight?

    If not , which one to buy?
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    https://youtu.be/NPLhDoemYDg

    https://youtu.be/NPLhDoemYDg
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    Jimmys Woodlawn tavern. Good times

    Jimmys Woodlawn tavern.

    Good times
  8. Holy jeebus I’m jealous

    Holy jeebus
    I’m jealous
  9. FIFY

    FIFY
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    Depends on muzzle velocity and angle

    Depends on muzzle velocity and angle
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    Ah yes. “Youths” and “punks” in rebellion. Of...

    Ah yes. “Youths” and “punks” in rebellion. Of course.
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    Do you think that tragic headline is really about...

    Do you think that tragic headline is really about covid or mask wearing?
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    Hyde park itself isn’t too bad during the day....

    Hyde park itself isn’t too bad during the day. But don’t stray too far. And be very aware at night. Kenwood, Garfield park and Woodlawn are spicy and just next door.

    I would favor getting her a...
  14. Good movie. But top five? Weird AF....

    Good movie. But top five?
    Weird AF. Intentionally.
    Harold is disturbed but creative.
    But he’s fucking Maudes dry vag.
    And Maude was a cool like able character, but damn. Creepy age gap.
    ...
  15. Lol. I’m not from there. I don’t live there....

    Lol. I’m not from there. I don’t live there. #mcmurtry

    But if they called it the lederhosen region it might help tourism.

    The drndl and big titties and large mugs of beer would help tourism
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    Cringe. It’s like the $100k barista ...

    Cringe.
    It’s like the $100k barista




    Yes.
    Sometimes go fund me is awesome. Cancer. Family catastrophe. Etc.

    But viral six figures for waitstaff? This world is fucked.
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    What, no love for the Golden Girls season 378?

    What, no love for the Golden Girls season 378?
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    College without keg stands doesn’t make sense.

    College without keg stands doesn’t make sense.
  19. But the crust is the best part of a real quiche. ...

    But the crust is the best part of a real quiche.

    Crustless quiche? Isn’t that an omelette?
  20. I see a central theme here of sociopathy. ...

    I see a central theme here of sociopathy.

    Titans of industry and blowhard politicians are naturally inclined to the fuck you itís all about me.

    Term limits for the polyass. Duh.
    But how do...
  21. Isn’t that Canada?

    Isn’t that Canada?
  22. Just drove through a fuckload of boring...

    Just drove through a fuckload of boring nothingness between Albany and Syracuse.

    Is that the amazing “upstate” y’all are laying claim to?

    I’ll take the Adirondacks any day. That’s some...
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    FIFY

    FIFY
  24. I once ate antelope backstrap that was shot...

    I once ate antelope backstrap that was shot through the bathroom window while on the throne.
    It was legit. In season.
    And delicious

    Carry on with the bear baiting
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    So Wait There’s a new tampon dispenser? ...

    So
    Wait
    There’s a new tampon dispenser?

    Sandy vaginas rejoice!
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    Turtle lives matter Stop the abuse

    Turtle lives matter

    Stop the abuse
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    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a...

    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

    ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your...
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    Never thought Iíd read a bill the blowhard o...

    Never thought Iíd read a bill the blowhard o Reily book. But killing Lincoln was mostly good.

    Summer vacation with endless sunny days makes me hide in the shade and read. Found This on the shelf....
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    I know a family of 5. Minimal symptoms And an...

    I know a family of 5. Minimal symptoms

    And an icu nurse, minimal symptoms

    Anecdotes are easy
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    Sharknado Itís after the murder hornets, but...

    Sharknado

    Itís after the murder hornets, but before the rapture
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    Bmills friend Karen needs an invite to TGR

    Bmills friend Karen needs an invite to TGR
  32. Bots love cat videos. Wait, does this video...

    Bots love cat videos.
    Wait, does this video have tits, or cats, or cat lady tits?
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    Ha. Hahahahahaha. Ha. Ha

    Ha. Hahahahahaha. Ha. Ha
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    Uggh So glad I don’t own a restaurant or bar....

    Uggh
    So glad I don’t own a restaurant or bar. They are fucked.
    Everyone thinks it’s cash money, and it is when it’s good. But it’s hand to hand combat every night to make money
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    Lol For saying adults can do whatever they...

    Lol

    For saying adults can do whatever they want in their own homes? Lol.

    You sound like the Karen and kens that banned menthol cigarettes and flavored vapes. Not that I do either, but I...
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    It’s funny the media keeps parrroting the virus...

    It’s funny the media keeps parrroting the virus mutated and is less dangerous

    As opposed to sunshine, vitamin D, and fresh air and exercise works every time to minimize winter flu.
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    I’m ok with that. But ironically, I just read...

    I’m ok with that.

    But ironically, I just read that Somerville mass decided to allow polyamory
    Cool
    But no, they did it to allow public employees to get free health insurance for their...
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    Having contested an unemployment case. I...

    Having contested an unemployment case. I disagree. Most times I don’t care. But I had a whiny man bitch tell me that if I agreed to let him quit uncontested so he could collect, and be a stay at home...
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    Drug store cocaine should exist under states...

    Drug store cocaine should exist under states rights
    Thanks for making my point
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    Take a steamy dump on the boss’s desk Collect...

    Take a steamy dump on the boss’s desk

    Collect unemployment

    Problem solved
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    Otzi amuses me. More so if I could umlaut

    Otzi amuses me. More so if I could umlaut
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    Tinfoil? Or sciency ...

    Tinfoil? Or sciency

    https://www.minervanett.no/corona/the-most-logical-explanation-is-that-it-comes-from-a-laboratory/361860
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    Fuck off. States rights is a legit concept...

    Fuck off.

    States rights is a legit concept essential to federalism, which has not existed in this country for a century or more.

    When it’s used for racism it’s wrong.

    But when it lets...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYSsqIcTd1g
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    Dish soap does nothing to paint. But it will...

    Dish soap does nothing to paint.

    But it will strip waxes more than car soap.

    And why would you pressure wash a small car? A quick wipe with a soapy wash mitt or towel takes less time than...
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    That pool really skews the Ogden scale How...

    That pool really skews the Ogden scale

    How hard is it to get insurance?

    Wife made me cut down our diving board the day we closed on the house. Sad

    But the pool wasnít designed properly. It...
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    No Not being political is racist

    No
    Not being political is racist
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    Lol I’m playing the states rights card for...

    Lol

    I’m playing the states rights card for states rights

    Tak a lap, fart sniffer
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    Be sure to center the shotgun in the middle of...

    Be sure to center the shotgun in the middle of ....

    Never mind. Happy fourth of Native American desecration
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    “Don’t tread on me” is scary? Oh well. I...

    “Don’t tread on me” is scary?

    Oh well.

    I love the tenth amendment
    Wish it were cherished as much as the first two

    Local government is the only one you can influence. The more local, the...
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