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  1. Thread: New Gimp

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    Popping oxy with a vicodin chaser 30 minutes...

    Popping oxy with a vicodin chaser 30 minutes later is the ticket to veg city. And get a jug to piss in.
  2. Thanks. I didn't want to sound like a wimp and...

    Thanks. I didn't want to sound like a wimp and went for the asshole approach. I'm just fucked without a bed to sleep in.
    Slept on iceman's couch the next night and felt like absolute shit, so I...
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    An old gf told me she knew a woman who had to do...

    An old gf told me she knew a woman who had to do it with a spoon on her paraplegic boyfriend.

    My response - "Guess she really digs his shit."
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    Let me spell this out one last time. He's 11-1/2...

    Let me spell this out one last time. He's 11-1/2
    He's lived longer than over 95% of his breed live.

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    Hands down the most awesome dog I've ever owned and I counted the other day - I've...
  5. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    Almost as good as when the ayatollah said...

    Almost as good as when the ayatollah said something to that effect.

    Now, Pence needs to sack up and say he has it.
  6. After breaking my back a few times, I have...

    After breaking my back a few times, I have massive areas with no feeling. But sometimes those spots, they tingle, and I ain't happy til I get a good reptilian chick with claws willing to draw blood,...
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    I just sold rastacanna.com for a grand. GoDaddy...

    I just sold rastacanna.com for a grand. GoDaddy says any domain with holo in it goes for an average of $2500.
    But when I got holocelebs.com they said it was worth a lot more cause celebs is a hot...
  8. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    Trump must be seeing all the angry emoticons...

    Trump must be seeing all the angry emoticons floating up the way he keeps looking at something and frowning.
  9. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    Makes me glad they only leave the food in the...

    Makes me glad they only leave the food in the steam tables at the local buffet for five days.
  10. She gives a mean hand job, obviously.

    She gives a mean hand job, obviously.
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    I found a turd. Should have been more but that's...

    I found a turd. Should have been more but that's good news. I think he has some kind of blockage.
    Horrible as it probably seems to many of you, I grew up on a ranch and old animals that get too...
  12. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    This has to be a glad-handing politicians worst...

    This has to be a glad-handing politicians worst nightmare.
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    Amazon beat you to the punch on that one. But in...

    Amazon beat you to the punch on that one. But in a month or so, you'll prolly be able to get $50 each.
  14. Yo, Dude. You unable to handle your own...

    Yo, Dude. You unable to handle your own self-image by coming on here and acting like a fucking idiot and getting called out?

    You might consider taking a serious break from this end of the...
  15. She has a matching buttplug?

    She has a matching buttplug?
  16. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    So.....you're against studies that might help...

    So.....you're against studies that might help produce some results except the ones you have anecdotal experience with?
    Are you saying they shouldn't study it at all?
    Wonder how they found it...
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    Rat Flu Pills.

    Rat Flu Pills.
  18. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    I'm ramping up my vitamin C intake. Three...

    I'm ramping up my vitamin C intake.

    Three Intravenous Vitamin C Research Studies Approved for Treating COVID-19
    ...
  19. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    'This might be bad': US officials finally admit...

    'This might be bad': US officials finally admit Coronavirus will be a pandemic with schools and businesses forced to close
    The CDC has confirmed 53 cases in the US
    ...
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    Maybe, but some fuckers pay 5G money to get what...

    Maybe, but some fuckers pay 5G money to get what they want.
    Not that anyone has ever made anything on weed or porn...
  21. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    Have you stayed at a Holiday Inn recently, Bob?

    Have you stayed at a Holiday Inn recently, Bob?
  22. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    I just bought 20 N95 masks on Amazon and bet...

    I just bought 20 N95 masks on Amazon and bet that, within a few days, there's going to be a 60 day wait for them.
    Amazon is already saying 30 days out unless you pay $89 shipping, the same cost as...
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    Thanks to this thread, I was inspired and picked...

    Thanks to this thread, I was inspired and picked up a few hot 5G domains,ie, holofuckporn.com, holopornbabes.com, holoporngirls.com, holopornlove.com, holopornist.com. I've been doing good on weed...
  24. Gold Medal Winner for Red Bush Snowboard...

    Gold Medal Winner for Red Bush Snowboard Competition!

    Chelsea gets around, no doubt.....

    https://www.tetongravity.com/images/wysiwyg/chelsea_hanlder2.jpg

    Is someone slut-shaming her for...
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    No, it doesn't. I hate that shit cause everybody...

    No, it doesn't. I hate that shit cause everybody uses it to make people think their product is something it'll never be.
    I use locally grown and distilled organic lavender essential oil for...
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    Thanks, mang. Appreciate your input. What GHz...

    Thanks, mang. Appreciate your input. What GHz will that holographic porn be on? I'd like to invest early, if possible.

    Note to the TGR holoporn staff - please install that app asap.
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    https://scontent-fml1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/p72...

    https://scontent-fml1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/p720x720/27503379_1676019012437260_5364244708774018052_o.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=a61e81&_nc_oc=AQmNkiZWFxNMPk5khtoLCkCgFgF8Rm6Q6boPPZYy8o6yMeHa87j_W3-JZh...
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    https://media1.tenor.com/images/29bcf4b70162bbfcd3f386fe3a049a5f/tenor.gif
  29. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    https://www.ccn.com/the-coronavirus-is-helping-to-...

    https://www.ccn.com/the-coronavirus-is-helping-to-contain-the-spread-of-k-pop-band-bts/
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    https://www.ccn.com/tesla-is-slowly-pushing-german...

    https://www.ccn.com/tesla-is-slowly-pushing-germany-into-recession/
  31. Mooseknuckle is not Mooseknuckles. Singular and...

    Mooseknuckle is not Mooseknuckles. Singular and plural.
    Has had me mixed up lately, too. Mooseknuckle been here 4ever.
    ...
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    317314
  33. I just want Everclear to make Simpson oil. In...

    I just want Everclear to make Simpson oil. In Poland, I tasted unimaginably good vodka that would shame any Everclear I've ever seen stateside. But I'm not much of a drinker.
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    You did that, too? I haven't noticed any changes...

    You did that, too? I haven't noticed any changes for the better...
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    IS 5G a Health Hazard That will kill Millions?

    What if you got cancer but had faster downloads? What to do?

    5G is a massive biological experiment inflicted on the public without informed consent, with no prior safety testing, and with...
  36. Thread: Chinese Rat Flu

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ABYJfjdUwE&featur...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ABYJfjdUwE&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR0zOF-KT5BARxJy081nznJKTCErwWlBeF3fB6RjLjo10u8NB-2UVZgp7Y0
  37. CAN ADMINS DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS...

    CAN ADMINS DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

    WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN...
  38. What's the most potent inexpensive Everclear I...

    What's the most potent inexpensive Everclear I can buy, irul?
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    Sasquatch Festival.

    Sasquatch Festival.
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    A ski shop belt sander would help significantly. ...

    A ski shop belt sander would help significantly. Even though you won't get a base grind, you can turn the belts inside out to polish the base, then set the bevels by hand.
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    Blasphemy!!!

    Blasphemy!!!
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    I'm going to double the softener dose. He keeps...

    I'm going to double the softener dose. He keeps eating all the puppy's food.
  43. https://scontent-fml1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/8704...

    https://scontent-fml1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/87043653_2917269408338470_3895509365804761088_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_sid=ca434c&_nc_oc=AQnf7mH7M6TvihcXXhIbIqY1SGTO9TDfC3zxYNjhF4MdDzkJ1-uO4T9MNPtnaNAT6cQ&...
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    Sorry to disappoint. Poor guy's still plugged...

    Sorry to disappoint. Poor guy's still plugged up. It's been 5 or 6 days.
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    Ha! You get that icer to work, rideit?

    Ha! You get that icer to work, rideit?
  46. Rooter mutherfukkers are the worst. Been through...

    Rooter mutherfukkers are the worst. Been through this scene where I wasn't home and the ex said, "Sure, dig up the pipe where you got your blade stuck." So they bring in four more guys, dig up pipe...
  47. What did that guy look like? Ya know, just in...

    What did that guy look like? Ya know, just in case he case he moves here to get a job.
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    Ducosate sodium.....that's the softener. Prolly...

    Ducosate sodium.....that's the softener. Prolly will hit tonite and the back yard will be liquid land mines. He also seems to have gastric reflux. Poor guy is pretty fukking old for a Pyrenees. I...
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    gonorrhea

    gonorrhea
  50. Would someone check on Viva, please? He missed...

    Would someone check on Viva, please? He missed his shift this am.
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