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    Your tax dollars hard at work.

    Your tax dollars hard at work.
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    Let them suck on seawater.

    Let them suck on seawater.
  3. Not the town. Total trash.

    Not the town. Total trash.
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    Well, at least it rains here. Just don't drink...

    Well, at least it rains here. Just don't drink from the Hudson.

    NYC has excellent water. Lots of it. Don't allow no jet skis playing on it, too.
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    It's certainly going to be a low scoring series.

    It's certainly going to be a low scoring series.
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    Not happening with Astros pitching.

    Not happening with Astros pitching.
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    Padres fan? Brewers?

    Padres fan? Brewers?
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    Poison.

    Poison.
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    Back when Watkins Glen was fun, you could have...

    Back when Watkins Glen was fun, you could have burned it in the Bog.
  10. For some reason I can't see comments, but, a...

    For some reason I can't see comments, but, a browse through today's headlines and important stories just confirms my decision to never live in SLC.
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    That's gross.

    That's gross.
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    Fareed Zakaria just did a nice hour about the...

    Fareed Zakaria just did a nice hour about the inequality in schools I was talking about. The numbers are bad.
    ...
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    No, I think they fixed that back in the days the...

    No, I think they fixed that back in the days the EPA had teeth, and the feds sued the city to fix it. Maybe if it really really really rains, but, even Sandy didn't do that.
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    Those Xfinity turtle family commercials. Fuck.

    Those Xfinity turtle family commercials. Fuck.
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    It wasn't much, really.

    It wasn't much, really.
  16. If only.

    If only.
  17. No, you find Latinos, because they're the only...

    No, you find Latinos, because they're the only people in Westchester who actually use a laundromat. And, the hot Latino girls figured out a long time ago how not to get stuck in a laundromat, or are...
  18. It's raining. Something tells me that you're...

    It's raining.

    Something tells me that you're like most, you'll take what you can get.
  19. That's like buying a Tesla to park in the...

    That's like buying a Tesla to park in the driveway of your 4500 sq ft house with a heated pool.
  20. Just dawned on me that they should develop two...

    Just dawned on me that they should develop two lane drive thrus. One for ordering there, and the other for ordering ahead.
  21. Mountain towns, where fat, ugly girls have...

    Mountain towns, where fat, ugly girls have attitude.
  22. There's gilfs in Summit? Wait, there's women in...

    There's gilfs in Summit? Wait, there's women in Summit?
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    RIP Nick Tosches

    A fantastic writer. Everybody who likes rock and roll should read Hellfire, his very entertaining bio of Jerry Lee Lewis, who, amazingly, outlived him.
    I also read his bio of Sonny Liston, which is...
  24. How about those stories you used to hear, not so...

    How about those stories you used to hear, not so much anymore, about guns in carry ons. Whoops.
  25. Ah, the good old days. Yeah, uh, I graduated...

    Ah, the good old days.

    Yeah, uh, I graduated from.....Princeton. yeah, that's the ticket.
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    Sells merchandise. There will be a lot of fat...

    Sells merchandise. There will be a lot of fat fucks walking around in hundred dollar CC jerseys next season.
  27. Wait. They banned porn? Wtf? And I hope they...

    Wait. They banned porn? Wtf?

    And I hope they haven't banned that Starbucks drive thru in Frisco at I70. Fuck that.
  28. I hear you.

    I hear you.
  29. Then hit the drive thru gun shop on the way to...

    Then hit the drive thru gun shop on the way to the drive through funeral home. Fuck, if you live in a camper, you won't have to put your feet on planet earth for days.
  30. You're married?

    You're married?
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    He's retiring. Probably to invest in a chain of...

    He's retiring. Probably to invest in a chain of Arby's.
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    28 can wait. See ya next year. Let the lesser...

    28 can wait. See ya next year. Let the lesser teams have a shot at one or two.


    At least we don't have to watch fat CC anymore.
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    Well, that little rope tow is nice, so, whatever.

    Well, that little rope tow is nice, so, whatever.
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    JFCgz959ARY

    JFCgz959ARY
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    Still don't get why they eliminated the Norway...

    Still don't get why they eliminated the Norway chair. That was an alternative on busy days to the Lanawee. I guess manpower.
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    Nobody goes to jail. They get promoted.

    Nobody goes to jail. They get promoted.
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    Jezuz.

    Jezuz.
  38. Dick Dale was on Lawrence Welk?

    Dick Dale was on Lawrence Welk?
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    I was just looking at pictures of the aftermath...

    I was just looking at pictures of the aftermath of that incident, and, wtf with all the burning cars? What kind of weapons are involved here that can do so much damage? For fucks sake.
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    That wasn't luck. That was awesome pitching.

    That wasn't luck. That was awesome pitching.
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    Mantle would have sucked it up and gone out there...

    Mantle would have sucked it up and gone out there and hit five homers on a hangover.

    A "class act" doesn't get fat and drink himself into rehab right before the playoffs. Wait a month for that...
  42. Just tap the brakes on snow.

    Just tap the brakes on snow.
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    What's a "slopes maintenance guy"?

    What's a "slopes maintenance guy"?
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    Ability to crop, larger prints. It's not...

    Ability to crop, larger prints.

    It's not really mp, that's a crude measure. Better dynamic range, less noise at a little higher ISO would be great, too.

    My benchmark is prints made from fine...
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    This is the bullshit that the Yankees put out on...

    This is the bullshit that the Yankees put out on FB. Gag me.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20191019/60e7fae88acd4c711a9bb10b9043155f.jpg
  46. All true. So stay away.

    All true. So stay away.
  47. Feetloaf ...

    Feetloaf

    https://mobile.twitter.com/crash_the_king/status/1184206597091934209?ref_url=https%3a%2f%2fwww.nakedcapitalism.com%2f2019%2f10%2f200pm-water-cooler-10-18-2019.html
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    Fuck Fox.

    Fuck Fox.
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    Jeez, it's not that bad. We're not the Cardinals.

    Jeez, it's not that bad. We're not the Cardinals.
  50. Awesome

    Awesome
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