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    And your hand (diarrhea).

    And your hand (diarrhea).
  2. Thread: Top Gun: Maverick

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    Not if you're moving in a straight line with zero...

    Not if you're moving in a straight line with zero acceleration/constant velocity, but otherwise ......
    And don't get me started on artificial gravity.
  3. Thread: View right now

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    Seems like an actual rattlesnake might help with...

    Seems like an actual rattlesnake might help with that.
  4. Thread: Wakesurf

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    I wanna be el hefe when I grow up.

    I wanna be el hefe when I grow up.
  5. Thread: View right now

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    Mango challenged??? Yeah, a little messy, but...

    Mango challenged??? Yeah, a little messy, but it's a good, sweet mess, with hints of turpentine. The problem with mangos around here is quality - pretty hit or miss.
  6. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Now THAT'S a happy home.

    Now THAT'S a happy home.
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    Whew! For a second there I thought your titty...

    Whew! For a second there I thought your titty had gotten caught in the twister.
  8. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Wisdom speaking. We have a cat in serious...

    Wisdom speaking.

    We have a cat in serious liver failure that we've managed to nurse back from the edge and thought she'd appreciate a catio vacation from her inside hospice enclosure ..... nuh...
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    So ...... no amusement ensued??

    So ...... no amusement ensued??
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    ..... and no spoons sticking to your nose.

    ..... and no spoons sticking to your nose.
  11. Thread: Older parents-WWYD?

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    This!!! My mother shocked the bejesus out of me...

    This!!! My mother shocked the bejesus out of me by suddenly committing to a 3 level (Ind., assisted, and skilled nursing) facility, after screaming for years that she'd never leave her house. I...
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    Agree; a delightfully pleasant surprise; Grillo...

    Agree; a delightfully pleasant surprise; Grillo killed it.
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    And, if you're normal, your day starts around 7...

    And, if you're normal, your day starts around 7 AM, making mid day 7 PM, so ....DINNER/FAMILY TIME, GO AWAY
  14. Her brassiere is not functioning properly.

    Her brassiere is not functioning properly.
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    The other side of the coin: to celebrate our...

    The other side of the coin: to celebrate our unseasonably low temps (not to worry - we're forecast to be back into the 100s by Tuesday), I'm sipping a Frey Ranch winter rye whiskey Manhattan. Yin...
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    One episode in on The Old Man; I'm lovin' it. Bit...

    One episode in on The Old Man; I'm lovin' it. Bit of a retread on plot but sheeeee-it it's good. The pacing is superb, scene framing excellent, dialogue spot on, and Bridges and Lithgow F'in kill...
  17. Thread: Mandalorian

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    See , THIS is the kind of humor that these series...

    See , THIS is the kind of humor that these series need.
    Maybe a little more subtle.

    Maybe not.
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    So, if both or horrible, which would you consider...

    So, if both or horrible, which would you consider the better resort if the crowds cancel each other out? Are there other factors e.g. a sub-average precipitation season aka the new normal, that come...
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    Well, now I need to revisit Aviation. Tried...

    Well, now I need to revisit Aviation. Tried shortly after it first hit the market, thought it tasted like kerosene. Sounds like they've uped their game a bit. Not sure which is worse, though .......
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    Can't wait for their colonoscopies to start.

    Can't wait for their colonoscopies to start.
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    Annoys all those around, too.

    Annoys all those around, too.
  22. Just got in from a Castle Valley perambulation -...

    Just got in from a Castle Valley perambulation - was disturbed by how many standing dead trees with brown needles still on them were observed. Can I assume that this is also bark beetle mortality?
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    Secret ingredient = road kill??

    Secret ingredient = road kill??
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    Sounds like .... old age. :wink:

    Sounds like .... old age.
    :wink:
  25. Thread: Ukraine

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    Wait .... the globe lacks ..... empathy?!?!?! ...

    Wait .... the globe lacks ..... empathy?!?!?! That means .... the orange shit gibbon .... is ....... the BIG PICTURE!!!!
  26. Thread: View right now

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    AKA tire tread caterpillars??

    AKA tire tread caterpillars??
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    Hey, porn stars are decent people too.

    Hey, porn stars are decent people too.
  28. Thread: Ukraine

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    It may be closer than you think. And if your...

    It may be closer than you think.

    And if your primary strategy is to simply avoid suffering, then we are doomed. As long as people make foolish, short term irrational decisions the suffering will...
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    This ^^^^ He was outspent 10 to 1. Never made...

    This ^^^^
    He was outspent 10 to 1. Never made the effort; seemed to have decided he wanted no part of this administrative maelstrom.
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    So much deep knowledge/win in this thread. It's...

    So much deep knowledge/win in this thread.
    It's like ..... a Star Wars nerd Convention.
  31. Thread: 2022 PGA

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    Damn I couldn't give a fuck, and know even less,...

    Damn
    I couldn't give a fuck, and know even less, about golf, but this golf thread delivers!
  32. Thread: 2022 PGA

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    .... or BONE SAWZ.

    .... or BONE SAWZ.
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    RLY Seems like men may have actually cornered...

    RLY
    Seems like men may have actually cornered that market.

    It is interesting ( in an annoying fashion, of course) that the use of the term ignorant slut has completely lost the original meaning...
  34. Thread: Mandalorian

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    From the outside I can rationalize the return of...

    From the outside I can rationalize the return of the GI because it's Rupert Friend - to big a name to toss away frivolously. May the celebrity force be with you.
  35. Thread: Ukraine

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    Yeah, that actually makes more sense.

    Yeah, that actually makes more sense.
  36. Thread: Ukraine

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    So perhaps the new rocket attacks on Kyiv are a...

    So perhaps the new rocket attacks on Kyiv are a desperate attempt to pretend very thing's roses, or maybe just a distraction?
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    Yeah, didn't see the Termite's sneeze body...

    Yeah, didn't see the Termite's sneeze body explosion coming.
  38. CLASSIC!!! And nice socks.

    CLASSIC!!!

    And nice socks.
  39. Classic ending 2 thumbs up

    Classic ending
    2 thumbs up
  40. Thread: Ukraine

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    Corrupt Nazis, obviously.

    Corrupt Nazis, obviously.
  41. Thread: Ukraine

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    OFFS; if corruption is a disqualifier, we're...

    OFFS; if corruption is a disqualifier, we're doomed. Do you discount anything Zalensky says because .... corruption? Do you forgive the Russians genocide because .... corruption? Is there any...
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    So .... never go full shitard?

    So .... never go full shitard?
  43. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    OMG Imma sucker for big, floppy ears.

    OMG

    Imma sucker for big, floppy ears.
  44. Technically, that's not Rose.

    Technically, that's not Rose.
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    Yabbut ....... they can make them reek of parsnip.

    Yabbut ....... they can make them reek of parsnip.
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    Enough of your folderol, gentlemen. ...

    Enough of your folderol, gentlemen.

    PARSNIPS?!?!? That's just one step away from skunk scent glands.
  47. Thread: Wildlife

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    Two threads, to be exact. But don't worry, we...

    Two threads, to be exact.

    But don't worry, we can infer.
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    Good one, but ..... not good enough, since you...

    Good one, but ..... not good enough, since you started this whole fiasco. Be better.
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    you forgot goggles

    you forgot goggles
  50. Thread: Mandalorian

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    I love your balls deep enthusiasm, but I think...

    I love your balls deep enthusiasm, but I think you just demonstrated my observation ;)
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