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    Based on your checklist, I was also going to...

    Based on your checklist, I was also going to recommend Medina, Bellevue WA. Neighbors are nice but one of them is bent on injecting us all with mind controlling nanobots.
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    Each post makes me feel worse for Poonam.

    Each post makes me feel worse for Poonam.
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    I hope my friends tell me if I turned into a...

    I hope my friends tell me if I turned into a creepy dude in my older age. Wooley, Poonam does not find that endearing. I promise. Her smile is a coping mechanism underpinned by hope that she won't...
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    Thatís a premade screwdriver right there. Consume...

    Thatís a premade screwdriver right there. Consume with confidence.


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    People overanalyze begging. You're asking for a...

    People overanalyze begging. You're asking for a few bucks? Politely decline or hand it over. If they use it for organic quinoa at Whole Foods or to shoot Krokodil into their gooch, I don't care....
  6. I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

    Oh, thereís some symbol on in the SUV I donít recognize.


    For how long?

    I donít know, maybe a week or two?

    Whatís it look like?

    It has like an exclamation mark or something.
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    Not sure if you have fb but there is one for sale...

    Not sure if you have fb but there is one for sale on my island.

    https://www.facebook.com/groups/BarterBuyandSell/permalink/4387404581304043/?sale_post_id=4387404581304043




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  8. Thread: Dog question

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    Well at least you left him with the important...

    Well at least you left him with the important bits. Hopefully he will be sink peeing soon.
  9. Thread: Piss

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    Piss

    I believe my body of work on the topic is well studied and reasoned, peer reviewed and adequately documented in the TGR piss annals. Iíve remained consistent that we need to push the boundaries of...
  10. Thread: Wagon Stoke

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    Getting on the University or Piikoi on ramps in...

    Getting on the University or Piikoi on ramps in Honolulu requires a rocket ship.


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  11. Thread: Wagon Stoke

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    Dusted off an old chestnut for sure. Itís been...

    Dusted off an old chestnut for sure. Itís been awhile. Looks like photobucket really took some liberties.


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    Rosieís Auto Body and Lestoration on Beacon Hill...

    Rosieís Auto Body and Lestoration on Beacon Hill

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  13. Thread: Dog question

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    Yeah, we've been over this. You lay your junk on...

    Yeah, we've been over this. You lay your junk on the sink edge, one foot on the backwall for maximum stability. At 67 lbs, that's doable.
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    That'll do it

    That'll do it
  15. Thread: Wagon Stoke

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    It ainít how fast, itís how long it takes to get...

    It ainít how fast, itís how long it takes to get there. Hell, I have a little hybrid commuter to offset the 8mpg I get in my wagon and itís basically a Prius with 1k pounds of luxury around it, so...
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    I'm staying out of this until I hear Chappelle's...

    I'm staying out of this until I hear Chappelle's response. That will be my beacon.
  17. Thread: Fuck Cancer

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    Its been off and on since about 1995. That's a...

    Its been off and on since about 1995. That's a lot of beers and probably too many darts.
  18. Thread: Fuck Cancer

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    damn ice. i gotta stop sucking on these things...

    damn ice. i gotta stop sucking on these things after a few beers, just not worth it. Quit chew cold turkey years ago, time for it all to go. glad you seem to be on the mend.
  19. Thread: Wagon Stoke

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    A tip of the cap to Turner Broadcasting System...

    A tip of the cap to Turner Broadcasting System for 24 hour Christmas Eve coverage. The real hero is Ted.
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    [Taps plays softly in the background]

    [Taps plays softly in the background]
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    RIP to a legend. I never met him but my...

    RIP to a legend. I never met him but my grandfather and uncles knew him well from back in the day in Hawaii. Used to skindive with my Uncle. I think I'm gonna say fuck it to work this morning.
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    I haven't kept up with the science. Are people...

    I haven't kept up with the science. Are people just jabbing themselves with multiple versions these days or was there some recommendation for AZ people to double down on Pfizer/Moderna after a...
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    That's the drummer from Sonic Youth. A...

    That's the drummer from Sonic Youth. A multi-talented gent
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    holy shit

    holy shit
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    Maybe they were just smart enough to know that...

    Maybe they were just smart enough to know that its better to remain silence and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
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    Add in all the other ingredients from the man's...

    Add in all the other ingredients from the man's life and I've little doubt about the way he died. It's weird to parse it out, but I wonder more about the impulsiveness of it all. He did impulsive,...
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    I reread Kitchen Confidential every few years so...

    I reread Kitchen Confidential every few years so I cracked it again the other night and always read it in his voice.

    Baltimore sucks.

    I think the gravitation to the man is that we all found...
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    Some girls give me money, some girls buy me...

    Some girls give me money, some girls buy me clothes
    Some girls give me jewelry, that I never thought I'd own
    Some girls give me diamonds, some girls, heart attacks
    Some girls I give all my bread...
  29. Thread: Fuck Cancer

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    Sending good energy to you, SB. Im so sorry. ...

    Sending good energy to you, SB. Im so sorry.

    And Millsie, good energy your way too. What a rollercoaster.
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    375334


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    Missed this thread before. Bmills, thatís...

    Missed this thread before.

    Bmills, thatís rough man. Condolences. 43. Ugh.

    And xyz, glad to hear you are hopefully out of the woods. Iím always curious if people have an idea of where they...
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    Hey autocorrect. If I spell something the same...

    Hey autocorrect. If I spell something the same way four goddamn times, take the hint.


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  33. Thread: Vegas

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    One of my best friends is getting hitched and...

    One of my best friends is getting hitched and guess where we all have to go for a weekend in a couple months? Hawaiians fucking love Vegas for some reason and Iím going to be the only haole in a pod...
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    People are vaxxed for Tetanus because...

    People are vaxxed for Tetanus because anti-science nitwits didn't have an internet at the time to politicize it.
  36. Hilarious. Looking at a shopping list is like...

    Hilarious. Looking at a shopping list is like being a Windtalker during WWII.

    I promise it wasn't personal that I bought Honeycrisp instead of Gala and I the reason I didn't buy a metric shitton...
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    You don't want to move to Omaha?

    You don't want to move to Omaha?
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    Since we are compiling anecdotes, had Pfizer #2...

    Since we are compiling anecdotes, had Pfizer #2 last Thursday afternoon. Arm a bit sore Friday but hit the fungo for the kids practice. Spent the weekend swilling gin drinks on a camping trip at...
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    Just picked up $600 worth of wood. 375023 ...

    Just picked up $600 worth of wood. 375023


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    Probably for a mix of reasons, one of which was...

    Probably for a mix of reasons, one of which was mentioned in the video, among them (a) we can't know because you dont have to tell us, (b) numbers are consistent with the current vax rate in the...
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    Ah ok, maybe that connection evaded me with a...

    Ah ok, maybe that connection evaded me with a quick search. I guess I can now connect Hawk to some other walnut brains of the past though.
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    It's not Hawk, but the ghost of some other turd...

    It's not Hawk, but the ghost of some other turd of TGR past.

    It is interesting to see people dust off an "alias" when all their "main accounts" post equally stupid bs. It's not like he is...
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    Every day we stray further from AMC's light.

    Every day we stray further from AMC's light.
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    I picture myself ambling through the Connecticut...

    I picture myself ambling through the Connecticut countryside on an expectant spring morning, hovering weightlessly above the hum of my daytons, bespoke falconry set stowed behind me and a crisp...
  45. Thread: Sink peeing

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    I'm the idea guy, so this is above my paygrade....

    I'm the idea guy, so this is above my paygrade. But I may be looking for a CMO (Chief Micturition Officer) once we secure seed funding.
  46. Thread: Sink peeing

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    Function of basin and wang height with basinn...

    Function of basin and wang height with basinn slope. Basin depth a factor once a certain level of velocity is reached. But studies are ongoing.
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    I havent followed any real scientific guidelines...

    I havent followed any real scientific guidelines and this is just anecdotal but YES, splashback is very minimal due to angle of attack, especially with a shallow basin. And that's if you are using...
  48. Thread: Sink peeing

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    This may need a quick bump to get the vaccination...

    This may need a quick bump to get the vaccination party thread back on track.

    Look, nothing will take away the exoticism of peeing in a sink, but a floating urinal gets close if we can really dial...
  49. My college house had a closet next to the...

    My college house had a closet next to the kitchen. You can see where this is going.


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    There isnít a pandemic in the world that could...

    There isnít a pandemic in the world that could keep me from a fresh sink slash.



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