let’s get wet!

true true. but i’m just there for the drugs and the 18 dollar beers.

testutah.com and Nomi Health can go fuck themselves

after 8 phish shows, i decided to do the responsible thing and get a PCR test despite showing no symptoms. register and receive a QR code. go...

um, nothing to add here but fuck.

gonna sample myself

You got it bigdude, Jim Jordan’s Twitter is a good place to hang out.

Fauci is a public health expert, right? Something about that word public...hmmm.

Dbag talking points are dbag talking...

They prob are our mutations. The countries with the superior sequencing and tracking get blessed with the naming rights.

yeah, i guess 'asymptomatic' is given a wide berth.

edit to add, my idiom usage isn't what it once was.

how can an asymptomatic person have dense scarring in their lungs? doesn't compute.

nicely done

ha! thanks for that. 9 out of every 10 dentists agree with you.

As of today, 1 out of every ten Utahans have tested positive for Covid.
...

never was good at tests.

It’s the only way to the light, bruh.

https://www.reuters.com/article/healthcoronavirus-brazil-manaus/in-brazils-amazon-a-covid-19-resurgence-dashes-herd-immunity-hopes-idUSL2N2GM0SC

this antibody rollercoaster is making me nauseous....

someone mentioned sturgis. here's the livestream for the covid rally. 4 days out...

https://www.sturgismotorcyclerally.com//webcams/

No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

You must be Jack Handey.

Human enemies are the best. Unless they are us.

it now feels like the sprint to the finish. from disney world: https://mobile.twitter.com/unrooolie/status/1281929931417505792

But if you deny them access they will return with their posse or posses depending on how popular they are.

And the typo at the bottom. Almost like it’s written by Russian bots.

tough questions but it won't be long now before they tear us to shreds

https://youtu.be/Ib_5nnWbb_4

Let me tell you something about your presumption

i bagged my Grande Ronde and Wallowas trip because skipping W2 wine would have been too hard. didn’t want to risk giving the Seattle covfefe back to your antifa winetasting tourists.

so there’s...

the trumpverse will get a hefty ego death, just not the fun kind.

The Shakedown lot scene from Coronapalooza:
https://mobile.twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1274346426835906560

more blue dots please

time to cull the nerds

this is crazy if true. flowrida is riding deSantis hard on this one. firing a programmer because of her refusal to manipulate data. eerily familiar territory for the pink...

so covfefe can be aerosolized in farts? well that’s just great.

Well for all the habits I’ve changed recently, nose picking is one I refuse to put down. So I’d be pounding Purell if I had to be out there for financial or essential reasons.

Constantly sanitizing? Really? Only upon encountering foreign surfaces which is fortunately entirely within my control and happens once a week, max. Took a desert trip for the last four days and...

Same reason they crowd a luggage carousel?

Mine.

The mask? Exceptionalism.

That's all fine and good but when is Tommy's opening for dine-in?

ahem

because nobody likes an e-mtber? perfect for social distancing.

....

hmmm, let me guess...because no one in blue has used google since turkey day?

Wow. What a time we have on our hands.