There have been a ton of powder weekends the last few years here in SLC, and my new normal reaction to this is, "Welp, not going skiing Saturday!"

old normal was for many decades: "it'll be...

I get pissy at most urinals.

I installed a Pioneer system that came with a backup camera for my wife's 1998 UrbanRunner, you should do the same. It was on sale with free installation at Best Buy, and Apple Car Play + Android...

I laminated mine

Ha

It's annoying that you should even have to check this fact. This also drives me nuts, it's such poor design. Also in my case, there is no controls, not even a power button, on my new TV that got 4+...

Me: "Hey Comcast, the line from the telephone pole to our house dropped 6 feet in last weeks storm. Can you send a guy out to tighten it up as I can touch it now?"

Comcast: "Have you tried...

you guys are dinosaurs.

Frustrated drunk-drilling is a thing, and no I'm not posting pics.

Reminds me of this


https://youtu.be/QbZN7ZjnoTs

Hey, free floss.

She would probably film it all though: do it for the 'gram!

before I saw my neighbors videos, I was definitely ready to run out with a baseball bat right into 3 meth heads.

I'd move the camera so it's very visible, that's more of a deterrent. And closer to the car, better chance of seeing who the hell it is of course. My neighbor can never really see who goes into his...

Ha, perfect. Put that shit under door handles and that is some sweet revenge. Next time I clear a clog will involve gloves that go up to my armpits.

We went through that black slime clean-out in a sink last month. I couldn't get the smell off my hands.

Does frocking means having butt sex with a priest?



Excellent!

My mom is high risk and came to visit to have a chat in our garden, and she wore gloves. While I think we were plenty safe, when she left she blew a kiss to her grandkids....and she kissed her glove...

Home Depot at 6am and almost every employee had a mask on at 2100 south. Wastach Cold Beer store had the cashier with a mask, and plexiglass in front of him. Same with DBAC 2 weeks ago, plexi and...

jesus, sad but true.

It sounds like you were crying while typing this.



My mom once asked me to print out all my facebook pages so she could keep up to date on whats going on with my life.

I saw one just running in the middle of the street a couple days ago. Runners are getting too confident with this reduced traffic, we need to beat these idiots back to the sidewalk with sticks....

Looks like a job my dog would do.

Doesn’t appear to be flashing, good luck

You are an embarrassment to Australians everywhere not owning a Land Cruiser. And complaining about a poorly designed Grand Cherokee is like complaining that rain gets you wet.

whats up with shopping carts that hit you in the shins at a normal walking pace? Who the fuck designed these?

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I've had a few Harry pies before, delicious.

Let them eat soup.

I don't think you get the big picture, might be time to find a new line of work.

There is no trader joes there....I think?

I agree but friend said he's not even going to mention it to him, apparently the guy is intimidating. The drug dealer on his block said this guy did the same thing to his car, they also did nothing...

Friend in LA just got keyed for parking in front of his neighbors house as friends spot was taken. Wasn't just a small scratch, looks like some drunk was playing tic-tac-toe on his driver door. I...

You all are watching Television, if you don't know the show, just say "we only have Netflix, is it on netflix?"

Who do you guys hang out with IRL ????? (In Real Life for you boomers)

i tell people i'm dumb all the time.

That happened to me in a rental years ago. I could never find the source, I thought a mouse had died in the walls and I just had to wait it out. I was on the road for weeks and weeks so I wasn't...

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Bastards.

Or keyed 'asshole' in the side, right?

He's putting out the vibe for ya!!!!

You should post a pic of him here so KQ can rate him.

Has your doc checked you for gout? Or do you bike 100 days a year?

Have you not watched Princess Bride or Once Upon A Time In The West? Proof that the sons need to go.

The mid-block crosswalks are annoying in downtown SLC. 50-75-100 cars stop in rush hour in both directions for one dude going to his car after work. City should take them out and make people cross at...

It happens, just nobody brags about it.

Dodgeball was a chaotic mess in grade school, there I went into survival mode and had no strategy. When I moved to jackson, I joined a dodgeball team in the late fall (there is fucking nothing to do...

Sounds better than ‘we are too cheap to cut them for you’

I am not the person who left the coffee cup on my desk, i'm a changed man. past-muted is the aggressor, present-muted is the victim.

pat-muted is a good guy though, let's not jump on him right now.

Don't victim-shame me!

Yep.

I had a left-over coffee mug from a few days ago on my desk, I thought it was the fresh one i just brewed.

Buying a 3-pack of coffee mugs to save money is turning out to be annoying. Just took a big swig of cold coffee with curdled milk in it that's a few days old. Meant to take a big swig of hot fresh...

Guys trying to be macho with strong confident opinions on what makes a car looks good, what cars are easy to work on, and what is a real car and how certain people should own certain cars....but has...