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04-19-2024, 02:46 PM
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If you end up with a broken neck or in a massive...
If you end up with a broken neck or in a massive puddle of blood or dead, If your family or rescue personnel are traumatized or have ptsd while you’re doing something for fun or enjoyment or sport,...
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03-24-2024, 09:07 PM
Thread: WTB: Ski for Alaska heliski trip
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I can’t remember the username but someone on here...
I can’t remember the username but someone on here has been trying to sell one Liberty Genomes. That is what you want.
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03-02-2024, 09:59 PM
Thread: Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey
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Remember when you mind controlled morons...
Remember when you mind controlled morons unquestioningly accepted your programming that one of the “symptoms “ was NO symptoms at all.
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02-18-2024, 03:42 PM
Thread: Random Unthreadworthy Questions
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Best way to cut down a composite ski pole? Pipe...
Best way to cut down a composite ski pole? Pipe cutter for copper plumbing pipe or hack saw or other?
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02-10-2024, 07:12 PM
Thread: Tecnica ZeroG Tour Pro - 2018- 9 boot
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User name checks out.
User name checks out.
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02-02-2024, 06:58 PM
Thread: 2023/24 BC Southern Interior
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Nobody knows, but personally I wouldn’t sweat it....
Nobody knows, but personally I wouldn’t sweat it. It has actually been pretty fun the past few days. Great if it were May, strange for January, but not terrible skiing. I would think we will get...
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02-02-2024, 12:17 PM
Thread: 2023/24 BC Southern Interior
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485273 I’ve got the net best thing to a BC Hut...
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I’ve got the net best thing to a BC Hut trip and in Someways better. A tiny house for rent right at the bottom of Kootenay Pass. $100 bucks a night super easy access to great backcountry... -
12-17-2023, 02:47 PM
Thread: PSA: Mount your own fucking skis.
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I need to remount and old pair of dyna- dukes, I...
I need to remount and old pair of dyna- dukes, I will reuse original screws. What size drill bit diameter do I need and how deep into the ski should I go? What is a good way to plug the holes? I...
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12-01-2023, 07:35 PM
Thread: K2 Catamaran
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I absolutely love my catamarans but the last...
I absolutely love my catamarans but the last thing that I would describe them as is carving ski. I can make them carve ok but it takes some effort. Everything else I love them. For that price you...
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10-14-2023, 01:41 PM
Thread: 2022/23 BC Southern Interior
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I would say too low elevation and impractical for...
I would say too low elevation and impractical for ski touring around the lake but good for XC touring with scales. It is only 15 minutes to top of the pass so no reason not to just go up there for...
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10-14-2023, 11:18 AM
Thread: 2022/23 BC Southern Interior
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I did a complete remodel to my neighbor’s cabin...
I did a complete remodel to my neighbor’s cabin and turned it into a really nice SkiBandB. It is in the perfect location for ski touring on Kootenay Pass located right at the base of the pass near...
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03-01-2023, 06:00 PM
Thread: Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey
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Dumb fucks know someone would knife them in an...
Dumb fucks know someone would knife them in an alley behind 7/11 but can’t fathom that others would poison them for 1.7 trillion dollars.
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02-18-2023, 10:29 AM
Thread: Where are Carpenter Cliffs at the Bird?
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Can you tell me how to get to Chad’s gap from the...
Can you tell me how to get to Chad’s gap from the Alta parking lot?
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02-15-2023, 05:12 PM
Thread: Covid Roll Call!
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Good news and bad news. You don’t have covid or...
Good news and bad news. You don’t have covid or long covid or short covid or any moronic variant. You have aids. Or more accurately vaaids vaccine acquired aids. You gave it to yourself when you...
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05-06-2021, 02:52 PM
Thread: Surf board advise
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Sick break down Ott. Thanks.
Sick break down Ott. Thanks.
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05-06-2021, 08:44 AM
Thread: Surf board advise
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As much as I want to get the shorter fun shapes I...
As much as I want to get the shorter fun shapes I think I will go with the 9 foot. Just more practical in the end for learning and actually having fun while learning instead of just suffering. ...
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05-03-2021, 07:12 PM
Thread: Surf board advise
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Looking on line at the shops on the island most...
Looking on line at the shops on the island most all boards in the 9’ range are currently sold out.
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05-03-2021, 04:17 PM
Thread: Surf board advise
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Nice. I’ll look you up after I get settled. I...
Nice. I’ll look you up after I get settled.
I lived near Bellingham for 10 years so I have a 5 4 suit. I went to La Push 3 or 4 weekends a year. But I always just borrowed boards from friends... -
05-02-2021, 05:41 PM
Thread: Surf board advise
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Yeah I have no problem not going to the good...
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I have no problem not going to the good breaks as a beginner. To me it’s like a beginner snowboarder side slipping a chute. Or a “ backcountry” skier traversing the shit out of the fall... -
05-01-2021, 06:31 PM
Thread: Surf board advise
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It all just happened so just really starting...
It all just happened so just really starting research now but it looks like when swell direction is right you can go from Victoria up towards Port Renfrew and Jordan River without driving all the way...
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05-01-2021, 06:27 PM
Thread: Surf board advise
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Thanks. What makes a thruster a thruster? Shape...
Thanks.
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05-01-2021, 05:07 PM
Thread: Surf board advise
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Surf board advise
An unexpected employment opportunity has come up and I will be working near Victoria BC and I plan on doing some surfing. I would love some advice on picking a board.
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03-17-2021, 12:59 PM
Thread: Colorado Weather Discussion Thread
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Posted by Danno frozen chicken heads. ...
Posted by Danno
frozen chicken heads.
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While we have countless ways to describe snow conditions, this is by far my favorite.
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03-13-2021, 11:59 AM
Thread: Shit that annoys you
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False summits.
False summits.
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03-08-2021, 08:49 AM
Thread: to Split or not to Split?
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Welcome to 1996
Welcome to 1996
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03-05-2021, 05:57 PM
Thread: WEED, The Official Thread
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I flew all the way to Amsterdam from Colorado in...
I flew all the way to Amsterdam from Colorado in 1990 just to smoke legal weed.
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03-01-2021, 02:53 PM
Thread: Time to turn up DIN?
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Dude stop complicating the easy things, there is...
Dude stop complicating the easy things, there is a simple formula, just plug in your stats and boom you have your din.
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03-01-2021, 09:30 AM
Thread: Review: LEKI Spitfire 3D Vario Poles
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I see you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
I see you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
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02-28-2021, 02:00 PM
Thread: PSA: Mount your own fucking skis.
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Looks like you were super fucking high and got...
Looks like you were super fucking high and got your bindings mixed up. You’ll figure it out when you sober up and you’ll have a have a few more holes to dodge.
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02-12-2021, 05:02 PM
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We’re you able to order straight from swix ? I...
We’re you able to order straight from swix ? I went to there site and there is no way to order. I have a set of zbends with no ferrules I’d love to get up and running again.
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01-08-2021, 05:51 PM
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Don’t close the gate. Don’t even think about...
Don’t close the gate. Don’t even think about closing the gate.
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01-05-2021, 03:48 AM
Thread: Northern BC 2013/2014 Stoke, Conditions
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User name checks out
User name checks out
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12-27-2020, 11:12 AM
Thread: CB Avalanche Accident
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How would avy gear prevent a broken leg?
How would avy gear prevent a broken leg?
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12-26-2020, 06:27 PM
Thread: A plea to Ullr (NSFW)
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I don’t think it’s really that steep, I think you...
I don’t think it’s really that steep, I think you tilted the camera to make it look steeper.
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12-20-2020, 11:34 AM
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When I was guiding for Telluride HeliTrax, the...
When I was guiding for Telluride HeliTrax, the Battleship was part of our permit area. We didn’t ski it often and when we did we bombed the shit out of it first. And I still considered it...
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12-19-2020, 06:40 PM
Thread: CB Avalanche Accident
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Wow, crazy. Definitely not the name I expected to...
Wow, crazy. Definitely not the name I expected to see. Vibes to everyone in CB.
I did the CB Professional Ski Patrol School in 1992 or 93. Jeff was the patrol director and lead instructor at the... -
11-08-2020, 01:03 PM
Thread: 181 Rossi WC 9X Skis with FKS 155 race
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I was thinking the same thing
I was thinking the same thing
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08-23-2020, 07:41 PM
Thread: DynaDuke plates
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I have two sets of dynaduke plates, mounting...
I have two sets of dynaduke plates, mounting template and all the screws.
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07-04-2020, 06:33 PM
Thread: Go forth and ride, then bring back pics
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Fernie day two. Rode solo so no action shots of...
Fernie day two. Rode solo so no action shots of me performing radical aerial manoeuvres.
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And because I’m super high tech my ride itinerary.
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07-03-2020, 10:43 PM
Thread: What have you bought/upgraded today.
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Still rollin those Derbys? Those bearings put in...
Still rollin those Derbys? Those bearings put in some solid service!
Ha ha yup same ones with the original bearings. Sure got my moneyÂ’s worth. -
07-03-2020, 10:22 PM
Thread: Go forth and ride, then bring back pics
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Day one in Fernie clowning with my...
Day one in Fernie clowning with my wife.333487333488333489333490
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07-03-2020, 09:39 PM
Thread: Go forth and ride, then bring back pics
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16,000 feet of climbing, fuck you is right.
16,000 feet of climbing, fuck you is right.
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07-02-2020, 05:15 PM
Thread: What have you bought/upgraded today.
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I just got new wheel bearings front and rear. It...
I just got new wheel bearings front and rear. It made SUCH a difference. Bike is rolling so much smoother. It’s one of those things that wears out gradually and slowly so you don’t really notice...
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07-02-2020, 03:37 PM
Thread: Fernie BC Mountain Biking in June?
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Oh that’s funny, my wife is one of the volunteer...
Oh that’s funny, my wife is one of the volunteer coaches and she said she has to come by your shop on Saturday morning. I guess I stop by too.
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07-01-2020, 07:37 PM
Thread: Fernie BC Mountain Biking in June?
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Thanks Toast That looks like a great starting...
Thanks Toast
That looks like a great starting point, I’ll go ride that circuit.
I might do the bike park Sunday morning, after 35 years of mountain biking I’ve never been to a bike park. -
06-28-2020, 03:46 PM
Thread: Fernie BC Mountain Biking in June?
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My wife is doing a woman’s MTB clinic in Fernie...
My wife is doing a woman’s MTB clinic in Fernie this coming weekend so I’ll be going along to ride. Anyone care to recommend some loops? There is a lot to choose from having never ridden there...
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03-16-2020, 09:40 AM
Thread: 2019/2020 BC interior
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Red is still open. Whitewater closed. ...
Red is still open. Whitewater closed.
Conditions have been awesome past few days.
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Cool. Looks like you had a great trip. Thanks...
Cool. Looks like you had a great trip.
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03-09-2020, 08:36 PM
Thread: Dean Cummings went full-bore crazy
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I agree it really has the makings of a Krakauer...
I agree it really has the makings of a Krakauer book. He is exactly who I had in mind.
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03-09-2020, 08:04 PM
Thread: Dean Cummings went full-bore crazy
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This whole thing is pretty weird for me. I’ve...
This whole thing is pretty weird for me. I’ve had some of my most fun, wild, amazing, radical and crazy ski experiences thanks to Deano.
I’ve known Dean since 1990 in Telluride. I was a lead...
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