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    Me (total deadpan): Hi, is Fatty there please?...

    Me (total deadpan): Hi, is Fatty there please?
    Her: No, but thanks for calling, click
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    This may qualify as the best gaper quote of this...

    This may qualify as the best gaper quote of this thread.

    Why do you think I posted that? JONG! Try reading more of the thread next time.
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    Has anyone Googled function4sports? The...

    Has anyone Googled function4sports?

    The reviews of the place are classic- I think Fatty, Dopey and Tattooey are gonna be looking for new jobs soon.
    ...
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    I saw a guy over the weekend in a Raiders jacket...

    I saw a guy over the weekend in a Raiders jacket and wind pants that was better than 85% of the other people out there.
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    Thats awesome! (her parents should get her...

    Thats awesome! (her parents should get her lessons though)

    I've seen similar acts of non gaperdom from new skiers lately. Seniora Dumpy is the advisor for the school she works at's ski club. I...
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    Some real gems here: ...

    Some real gems here:

    http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index?link=list&sid=396547175
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    No good quotes, but man was it gaper day on my...

    No good quotes, but man was it gaper day on my local hill's (Greek Peak) opening WROD day.

    Saw the extraordinary bibs over the jacket combo, I guess she takes her pants off whenever she goes...
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    Got 18" over night yesterday, really heavy and...

    Got 18" over night yesterday, really heavy and wet. First run today I hop on the lift with a kid wearing GS boards. Ask him how they are handling in today's snow. He (obviously) says "not that...
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    Because the Bacons match your other jacket, DUH!

    Because the Bacons match your other jacket, DUH!
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    Not a quote from a gaper, but one made in...

    Not a quote from a gaper, but one made in reference to a sea of them (tons of gaudy fur hats over the weekend) and the one proverbial straw, a late 40s woman, heavy makeup, looked like she didn't...
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    For realsies?? You've seen this?? That has to...

    For realsies?? You've seen this?? That has to be the most gaperific thing I've ever heard of. Pics damn't!!

    Rollerblading monkey story isn't really gaperific, just awesome. I needed that laugh...
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    This whole interchange is giving gaper a new...

    This whole interchange is giving gaper a new meaning...
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    Think it was meant literally or metaphorically??

    Think it was meant literally or metaphorically??
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    Not so much a quote, but something I witnessed

    The other night I went right from work to ski, so I got ready in the lodge, something you normally can't pay me to do.

    As I'm getting my boots on, this typical soccer mom, ya know the type that...
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    So even though she's a gaper, the real question...

    So even though she's a gaper, the real question is, Pooperhausen??


    EDIT: I have no idea how when I posted this, I didn't notice the 100,384 posts asking this same question/suggesting this. ...
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    Sounds like most kids... or maggots

    Sounds like most kids...




    or maggots
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    Right concept, wrong frequency

    Right concept, wrong frequency
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    The human gene pool thanks you for not saying...

    The human gene pool thanks you for not saying anything.
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    For people with artificial hips, following the...

    For people with artificial hips, following the grooming patterns makes lots of sense. If anyone else is tracking it that closely, well they suck.
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    edited for the East Coast I was at Iceface...

    edited for the East Coast

    I was at Iceface earlier this week (Presidents Week), I think that is the first time I've been on a gondola that stopped. The detachable quad stopped at least once...
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    Ok here's a (hopefully) original one, not a...

    Ok here's a (hopefully) original one, not a quote, not from this past weekend (more like 15 years ago) and it's not something I saw, but something I used to do.

    When I was ~15, I used to spin my...
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    I'm getting the feeling this guy just doesn't get...

    I'm getting the feeling this guy just doesn't get it....

    Maybe his sarcasm sensor is broken,
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    Over the weekend in the liftline a teenager on...

    Over the weekend in the liftline a teenager on rental snowlerblades was looking me and my buddy's not exactly long ski's (178 and 169), looks at us and his snowboarder friend and the following...
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