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My lab has been eating his own shit for the last 3 weeks. It’s like a delicacy for him. He fucking loves it. It has turned his farts deadly.
Other than being diligent about picking it up I’m not...

File under things that amuse me.
Too funny.


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My lovely wife has a rotation of pillows she uses for couches based on the season.

And I just counted 11 pillows currently on our bed.


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Lips


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While I love me some pickles and banana peppers they are not condiments.

Condiments need to be spreadable. Relish, sure, straight up pickles, nope.

My three favorites are:
Chipotle Mayo...

How would you tip in this situation?

Fancy pants hotel offers free rides into and around town as part of the amenities. Not a shuttle they use Lexus vehicles I think.

Thinking that may be the...

Winter rates are $50 per hour. With putting they say a 15 hcp should be able to play 18 in an hour with putting on. No putting I’m sure we could get more holes in.
We have been doing 3 people for 3...

I’ve been using a simulator about every other week. The place we go has a full bar and a Chinese restaurant affiliated with it that delivers to your bay.

They are great to keep you swinging and...

White Anchovies for the win.


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Keeping with the kitchen theme.

My wife will do 90% of the work. She will wash and dry something, but then put it on the counter instead of in the cabinet where it belongs.

Or she will put...

This.
Absolute game changer.


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Still gotta get a couple wipes in there first.

And turn it off female mode and you will get better results.


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I agree. Not knowing the area but knowing how things play out in the real world.
I’d rather be able to pull the remember me card some day if needed opposed to having a target on my back for filling...

Agreed. Only the truly brave or crazy go for more than one.


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Elisabeth


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Threw together a little Buffalo Chicken for football yesterday.
Buffalo base, chicken, cheddar jack cheese. Blue cheese drizzle and chunks, scallions to top it off.
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We got that call yesterday.

My daughter’s boyfriend and his entire family tested positive. She saw him 12/26, the day before anyone in his family had symptoms, he still has no symptoms.
...

One hour ago.


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Pesto Garlic Shrimp last night. Should have thrown a few crushed tomatoes on it.
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I bought a couple of the sub $400 inflatables off of Amazon a few years ago. Vilano was the brand. They have held up well after a couple years of use. Only used in lakes. Inflatable is nice for...

I can get behind this.

Wiping out student loan dept not so much.

You didn’t HAVE to go to a $65k a year school, you could have gone to a state school for $65k total. You took the risk that...

Why isn’t the bidet more common in the US?

It has literally changed my life.


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How strong is that fucking guy?


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Project manager: We need you to come up with a list of clients to migrate to the new system keeping in mind any limitations the new system may have which may negatively impact your clients.

Me:...

You will have to wait until 12/23 for the airing of grievances.

I’m looking forward the the feats of strength myself.


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#2 makes my pee pee feel itchy


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Issues


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Cheers

Followed by Seinfeld, Curb.

Honorable mention:
Arrested Development
The Office
Modern Family

Goosey


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I can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet this year.

https://boobychristmas.com/


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Almost as bad as “delish”


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Why is there no delete or end button on the Apple Magic Keyboard?

And if it is under some hidden function that annoys me even more.


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Great course, and a great hole.

Last time I played a threw one off the hill to the left and it trickled down to 6 feet, I missed the birdie putt of course.


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My wife has trained our daughters to follow her lead when it comes to the temperature in the house.

Hot outside = house is so cold that people wear hoodies and sweatpants.

Cold outside =...

All the fucking leaves in my yard right now.

My yard seems to be a magnet for the entire neighborhood’s leaves.


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I forgot how solid this beer is.

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I love when a nice long high pitched ripper wakes my wife up from a dead sleep and she smacks me.
I just lay there giggling myself back to sleep.


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Had my hole/shot of the season Saturday.

18th hole 525 yard par 5, smoked a nice down hill drive, definitely got some help from the elevated tee box.

Now for the shot of the season:
I had...

When my kids were young and in a ski program we were approached about having them join the race team. Being douchbags thinking we had Olympians on our hands we were all in on it.

We hooked up...

Looks medium to me......

Very nice.


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Love our propane fire pit. Flip the switch and fire/heat.

Cost about $150.

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Please don’t tell me you still rent phones up there.


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Yeah we drain almost all of the liquid out of the tomatoes and add a little EVOO to the sauce.

We also use cornmeal on the pan not OO, perhaps that may help you crisp up a little more?

Your...

We have been doing a lot of pan pizzas as of late.

Even at 500 we need to pre cook the dough 5-10 minutes to get it crisped up to our liking.

Any olive oil added to your sauce? We do it the...

We are having a small gathering this weekend.
Rather than me take grill duty the wife said let’s just grab pizza to keep it easy.

Nowadays that can range from $12-$26 a pizza depending on the...

Daisy


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