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  1. Thread drift mind fuck: How did those Roman...

    Thread drift mind fuck:


    How did those Roman cats figure out all that shit?
  2. What I wanna know is: Where did all that ice come...

    What I wanna know is: Where did all that ice come from? Upper "middle east" & teh Great lakes don't even freeze any more from what I can tell.....
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    Know how I know Summit is gay?.... ...

    Know how I know Summit is gay?....






    This thread!!!
  4. Top o' tha mornin' ta yee.... ? ...

    Top o' tha mornin' ta yee....

    ?


    well......?
    the'n the rest o' ya kin go Fuk yerselvz!
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    What the hell does "stfu&gbtw" stand for anyways?...

    What the hell does "stfu&gbtw" stand for anyways?

    Stranded too far uptown & got benched to West?

    Strained the friends underware & got blueballs to wipe?

    ...?
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    Those prices for "DEMO" planks??? I feel...

    Those prices for "DEMO" planks???

    I feel buttfucked just for looking at this spam.
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    I put in "Ski Patrol" and also "Ski Instructor"...

    I put in "Ski Patrol" and also "Ski Instructor" and got: "no Gods matching your query were found"


    Hmmmmm?!?
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    /. Wait.... wait..............

    /.

    Wait.... wait........... wait...............


    I think I remember them.....................


    From Aspen........???.......
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    I'd like a cell phone with a rotary dial on it....

    I'd like a cell phone with a rotary dial on it. Period. That's it. Call in. Call out. Done. Don't need any of that other stuff.


    Most of my friends who had kids are now grandparents. - Ha!

    On...
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    Somebody call for a Damn Horny Woodpecker?

    Somebody call for a Damn Horny Woodpecker?
  11. Bob LaBlauGh

    Bob LaBlauGh
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    Does "the lights" goin out in that filthy asz...

    Does "the lights" goin out in that filthy asz bore really make that much of a difference?
    When was the last time one of yous ran outta gas in there? NBD!
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    Kailas, these transplant, gotta have 4wd x all...

    Kailas, these transplant, gotta have 4wd x all the time, pussies could use a moment of your opinion on such common matters.
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    In ground heating on select portions.

    In ground heating on select portions.
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    I did! Along with another town (Colo city) the...

    I did!
    Along with another town (Colo city) the tour lapped through. And, if I'm not mistaken, BrokenridGe was in the running too.
    Dummy up! :fmicon:
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    http://cdn.velonews.competitor.com/files/2014/08/V...

    http://cdn.velonews.competitor.com/files/2014/08/VoigtbikeUSAPC2_814-158.jpg
    Jens Voight's farewell bike

    Was pouring rain & foggy on Monarch earlier this AM but is clearing nicely now.
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    What's your killin it to crash ratio? Care to...

    What's your killin it to crash ratio?
    Care to tell about any noteworthy wrecks? (yours or witnessed)

    How does your "Oscar" acceptance speech go?
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    Here's one: CO has more natural gas coming out...

    Here's one: CO has more natural gas coming out it's ass than just about anywhere...
    If thee almighties in A$$$$pain & Vile can heat their driveways & streets, why can't CO tax the hell outta gas...
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    Cool Hand Luke = Cool? - check! Kool & the gang...

    Cool Hand Luke = Cool? - check!
    Kool & the gang = not check
    Cool - that lil' kid from "Parenthood" (1989 film) - so far coolness still out
  20. mwPyzD3z1-E

    mwPyzD3z1-E
  21. You may ask: "Magnets. How do they work?" ...

    You may ask: "Magnets. How do they work?"

    Pffffft that!

    Magicians. How do they.... work?

    R32by29mSsE
  22. A short story Your wife decides to go out with...

    A short story

    Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....

    You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports and play on the Internet all night...

    You hear her...
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    Why do white people wear ski boots? So...

    Why do white people wear ski boots?



    So they can be funky too.
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    f8c8tDRklLc

    f8c8tDRklLc
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    I heard a holiday gaper crashed in there too &...

    I heard a holiday gaper crashed in there too & then couldn't stand the rentals he was on. When he took them back to the rental shop they asked him what the matter was. He said he could only make...
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    Bring as much "Boo" as you can carry. - Patrol...

    Bring as much "Boo" as you can carry. - Patrol does not not know what that's for.

    -and rock skis (if you don't have those, demo some new sticks from the shop - they won't mind), body armor, knee...
  27. I've heard the best Rx for "wonky-forum" syndrome...

    I've heard the best Rx for "wonky-forum" syndrome is to turn the Tags on.
    At least on fridays.
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    annual snow to 9,000 feets tonight, woot x soul...

    annual snow to 9,000 feets tonight, woot x soul lulz
  29. Once in a blue moon, someone does get it.

    Once in a blue moon, someone does get it.
  30. How many paychecks do you have to contribute to...

    How many paychecks do you have to contribute to between your wallet and your doctors?

    And if you didn't, and just straight up paid the doctor direct, would some thugs show up and break your other...
  31. Allow me to rephrase "permit" with "admission...

    Allow me to rephrase "permit" with "admission pass to area "Y" for day/multi-day use."
  32. Permit system seems an adequate form of...

    Permit system seems an adequate form of regulator. Doesn't have to cost much, or can even be free. Keeps the impact limit at "X" and after that either tough shit, try again some other time or go try...
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    Does your face hurt?

    Does your face hurt?
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    Life: People Pointing at Stuff...

    Life: People Pointing at Stuff
  35. http://img1.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.272226909.jpg...

    http://img1.etsystatic.com/il_570xN.272226909.jpg

    http://craphound.com/images/collapsible_home.jpg
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    Peckerwood's Ski Goods

    Peckerwood's Ski Goods
  37. U01EK76Sy4A

    U01EK76Sy4A
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