Has to be.

Pastis can eat a dick? Why? Guy always has his heart in the right place. And I hadn't looked at the comments but they seem harmless enough. I'm not understanding the source of your vitriol.

edit: arrgh. Can't get this to post as image

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2021/02/22

Another Wood Brothers cut


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GPb5Xv_1I4

The Kashi Go Lean crunch is a known offender for horrendous gas and stomach problems for a lot of people (me included) and this has basically the same ingredients, I'd be careful letting her eat...

cue Caddyshack theme

Yeah we followed all that but thanks.

What a scene. They just let class continue on the same mats where a kid had just shat? Seems perhaps a bit unsanitary.

the thread title is killing me btw

^^ Some slick boat driving. "Everybody wants to be captain until there's captain stuff to do" is a great line. I wonder what those swells are 20'? 25'? Yikes. They must have had a good reason for...

oh man. you win.

Claude gets shown la porte in Montreal. I've always kinda liked the guy for some reason.

Pendulum's bound to swing back some. Quite a few of these people are gonna wake up one morning in bumfuck when things are back open where they're from and look at each other and say wtf have we done?...

Another BS corp move. Fight PTC for years because it costs money to implement. Have people die because it wasn't implemented. Finally, kicking and screaming, move to install and implement it but then...

Typical fuckin corporations. Everybody's doing okay but they have to try to grab a bigger slice so they fuck up the whole equation and then they wonder why shit's fucked up.

so to speak

Well like my buddy said before a $200 flight to Edinburgh from Providence RI, "If the pilots will get on, so will I".

I think there's a time limitation. If you shovel it and go get your car to pull it in the spot and someone scoops it, well, murder. But if you go to work or whatever and leave the spot it's fair game.

There it is

He's pretty messed up from this thing. compound fractures of both lower legs. apparently in surgery now according to Van Pelt.

https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/comments/8q1ozv/did_anthony_bourdain_die_of_autoerotic/

that's definitely a big wtf, I see it a lot. At least the shit was biodegradable before they put it in a plastic bag that they then throw on the ground or in the woods. some next-level assholishness...

On the snow theme, you're an asshole (or worse) if you get on the highway with snow on your roof, especially if there's been a couple of freeze/thaw cycles and it's a big sheet ready to fly off with...

You go right ahead and love those Rooskies buddeh. I hated them because they were good, and they were against us. That was all I needed.

Shit you probably hate Marchand, we can't even talk.
...

Vladislav fuckin Tretiak. I hated that guy almost as much as I hate Ken Dryden.

He's kinda saying the opposite, that it was a more naive time, but at least it seemed simpler. Nowadays if you cheer for the USA somebody will think you're one of the very people you're talking...

I don't think you need to keep vinegar in the fridge. Or if you do, I've been screwing up for a long long time.

Time fuckin flies buddeh

remember exactly where I was and who I was with. definitely one of those moments.

Well she was picking them up off the grass, I think that was mostly a new crop each time falling from the trees but i suppose some could have blown back out there or been dragged out by the dogs or...

When geese migrate in a V formation, one leg of the V is always longer than the other. Do you know why this is?

More geese on that side

^^Favorite Dad joke

Does she, ummm....bark, by any chance?

Actually my wife was on a stick kick for many years but we sold that house last fall. Literally hundreds and hundreds of acres of woods around the place and...

I bet it was gonna be a Costco pizza.

there's no "u" in that word.

they call those things cookbooks but strong move regardless

Are these announcers doing college hoops just watching the game at home on TV?

I can't watch this but here ya go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obgmBDqpteg

Little change of pace. First nations country from Canadia eh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6B3Sj-M51E

That's an issue at our house. I'll say something and there's no reaction at all. Nothing. Literally like I am not there. It drives me insane, I find it incredibly rude and I'm not shy about saying...

When I was a kid I was on a flight where they thought an engine was on fire and they pulled the extinguisher but it turned but it hadn't been on fire but they turned around anyways, apparently they...

I'm starting to think this was a rhetorical pizza. Figurative, if you will.

I ain't answering no questions for mythical pizzas.

Yes.

The "twin" part is the hitch in the acronym my man. It has twin engines to start with. Lose one and it's single-engine operation. Hence the suggestion above for ESOPS.

How are you gonna send a pizza?

Would seem logical.

I've never actually set foot in a Costco. There I said it. It's not like I wouldn't ever, I just haven't.

I hear they're big?

edit: 47 miles, I guess it's not gonna be soon.

Someone in the Acronym Department needs to be fired.

That video's steady as shit. Seano post up the audio if you know where to find it.

Crazy. Just read about it because of this thread. Glad everyone's okay. United's "working on getting everyone on another flight in the next few hours". I think I might pass.

Well it's fine at -40 C but what if it gets to -40 F ???

"I really want to spend some money but we don't actually need anything."

= moar pilloez

Thank jeebus my wife hasn't thought of the seasonal aspect of the pillow world. It's bad enough that...

When you click the link it looks like an e-book but it's an essay, not too long.