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  1. Thread: Sex toys

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    I prefer to associate with women who come with...

    I prefer to associate with women who come with their own toys.

    See what I did there?
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    LOVE Jett. She is so purty.....

    LOVE Jett. She is so purty.....
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    Yeah, some vendor mistakenly placed their medical...

    Yeah, some vendor mistakenly placed their medical rectal thermometer.
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    ^^ Had one for years, given many for gifts. Work...

    ^^ Had one for years, given many for gifts. Work great.
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    and for the cheapskates among us.... ...

    and for the cheapskates among us....

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00OXHQL3Q/ref=ppx_yo_b_asin_title_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
  6. Ceriatone has a knob on their ODS amps called a...

    Ceriatone has a knob on their ODS amps called a pussy trimmer.
  7. Fucking brilliant. So to speak.

    Fucking brilliant. So to speak.
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    I relented and sold my own modem/router and went...

    I relented and sold my own modem/router and went with theirs. They put a plan together that had better speed, more features and more TV for less than I was paying before, including the router rental....
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    if we're talking annoying phrases, "back in the...

    if we're talking annoying phrases, "back in the day" makes me want to maim.
  10. Set-it-and-forget it, thermostatic temp control,...

    Set-it-and-forget it, thermostatic temp control, hopper full of pellets lasts probably 14 hours at lower temps, variety of wood types requiring no prep easily obtained and stored, rarely a need to...
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    My "have a good one" story: I first learned...

    My "have a good one" story:

    I first learned this expression in my second year of college, Ellensburg WA., c1979. I had a '63 Chevy step side pickup which I parked in front of my house a few blocks...
  12. why not pellet?

    why not pellet?
  13. Yer doing it wrong.... :fm:

    Yer doing it wrong....

    :fm:
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    :fm::yourock: Thanks, it has been an incredible...

    :fm::yourock:
    Thanks, it has been an incredible journey with all three. Couldn't possibly be prouder as it all exceeded my wildest dreams and the travel and days together were incredibly bonding....
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    It's more a matter of principle. Well, you do...

    It's more a matter of principle.

    Well, you do have the dentist thing working for ya so maybe easier to afford overpriced rose. :fm: There is an incredible proliferation of very quaffable cheap...
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    Rose should cost no more than $5 a litre and come...

    Rose should cost no more than $5 a litre and come out of gas pump-ish thing at the wine co-op. The way the frogs do it in the south.

    And Sancerre should only be chilled in a mountain stream whilst...
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    long, long ago x3.

    long, long ago x3.
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    The last of the imported Spanish goodies courtesy...

    The last of the imported Spanish goodies courtesy of Thing #2.
  19. stole my thunder.... ...

    stole my thunder....

    https://www.instagram.com/hoppy_floppy_/
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    When I traveled a lot through the less aquatic...

    When I traveled a lot through the less aquatic parts of the nation in the early 80's (and obviously before that) this was religiously followed. But yeah, the frozen-at-sea thing has re-written those...
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    and why was on Judgemental Judy?

    and why was on Judgemental Judy?
  22. It takes as long as it takes to get wherever it...

    It takes as long as it takes to get wherever it is you're trying to go. Take your time, show up, practice radical transparency, let go (spiritually) of anything you can manage to let go of. It's a...
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    Goat, yer still overpowering the scallops IMHO....

    Goat, yer still overpowering the scallops IMHO. Plain seared for a hot minute in butter, maybe breadcrumbs if they're monsters.

    Or in ceviche.

    Recipe:
    Fish. Any kind or combo cubed to...
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    I just throw it in a bowl of cold water. 20-45...

    I just throw it in a bowl of cold water. 20-45 minutes depending on the fish. Pat dry when thawed.
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    shrimp on the fuckin' barbie. then onto a bed of...

    shrimp on the fuckin' barbie. then onto a bed of arugula, avocado, raw snap peas, cuke, lime/garlic/dijon vinaigrette. stoopid.
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    what they said.

    what they said.
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    ^^^ done deal. when?

    ^^^ done deal. when?
  28. good wine need not be expensive. no particular...

    good wine need not be expensive. no particular need to bring bevs. see ya soon Abe!
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    ...and reliably awful. Who the fuck ever thought...

    ...and reliably awful. Who the fuck ever thought all that (any?) oak was a good idea? Yuck. Wine for people who don't like wine.
  30. Come and get 'em!

    Come and get 'em!
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    I'd also have use for a few large serving...

    I'd also have use for a few large serving platters and bowls if there's anything like that around....
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    Pride, envy, greed, and wrath are so...

    Pride, envy, greed, and wrath are so intertwined..... hard to pick one.
  33. Think when I got snipped I had to take sample...

    Think when I got snipped I had to take sample back a short time after for a test. Is that not SOP anymore?
  34. ^^^unless she's a spitter

    ^^^unless she's a spitter
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    Cool stuff. I'd vote for an open house in the...

    Cool stuff. I'd vote for an open house in the studio. Put it on social media, invite your friends to share blah blah blah. Directional signs, bargain pricing if you want to get rid of it.

    Do they...
  36. ^^^^ I built that 15 years ago for my Boyz,...

    ^^^^ I built that 15 years ago for my Boyz, except it was a skate ramp and sat on the long side.
  37. Unlikely. And headlights are upgraded too.

    Unlikely. And headlights are upgraded too.
  38. I've had Saabs since the mid-80's. 2 900T's and...

    I've had Saabs since the mid-80's. 2 900T's and now on a '97 9K Aero with 175k which I've had for 15 years. It's modded for handling and speed without looking any different than stock. Needs a clutch...
  39. OOPS> KINCOs. :fm:

    OOPS> KINCOs. :fm:
  40. ^^^ WTF is wrong with people?

    ^^^ WTF is wrong with people?
  41. Free to a good home - Kinkos XL Ski Gloves NWT. P/U in Seattle

    I have two pairs. One pair per party unless there's only one. You pick up at my place. If you want to bring me something to drink you can but it is not required. Not interested in shipping or even...
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    Seattle mags want some ski mags?

    I have a few years of Ski Journals, and Powder Mag that need to go. Thought I'd see if anyone wanted them before they're off to recycle....
  43. Cotopaxi connect/hookup/discount? Spancered?

    I wanna buy something from them but pay very little if possible. Cuz I'm cheap.

    :fm:

    Thank you.
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    My tinnitus is from having a loud guitar amp...

    My tinnitus is from having a loud guitar amp aimed at my left ear 4-5 nights a week, 4 hours a night for a few too many years. I think....

    Sorry, what?
  45. Right? And just for fun, what if it were a man in...

    Right? And just for fun, what if it were a man in the pic looking at sandwich blueprints? I would have thought that was similarly amusing. How about we presume that it was gender-unimportant-funny.
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    196 is a real ski.

    196 is a real ski.
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    Jeebus. give it a few years.

    Jeebus. give it a few years.
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    Boston butt chop sous vide in Korean BBQ sauce...

    Boston butt chop sous vide in Korean BBQ sauce then hit on a hot grill.
  49. Does the pope shit in the woods? Is the bear...

    Does the pope shit in the woods? Is the bear catholic?
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    ^^^^^ didn't Bourdin do that in an episode?...

    ^^^^^ didn't Bourdin do that in an episode? Apparently it's a thing.
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