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    We’re the survivors. We made it all day with...

    We’re the survivors.

    We made it all day with no dying.

    Tiny celebrations! High fives!
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    It took a whole long day of driving to figure...

    It took a whole long day of driving to figure this out, but this is for the trout:

    When I was about 6 years old, it was a normal, dark, quiet evening in our small quiet home. My father’s new wife...
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    I worked for a forestry contractor who was...

    I worked for a forestry contractor who was prepping logging units for rx burns outside Ft Bragg in Mendocino county. We got a big serious briefing about the heavy presence of organized crime guarding...
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    Dude, my fire crew went to the space shuttle...

    Dude, my fire crew went to the space shuttle disaster in east texas, I could’ve gone but said hell no to combing for toxic wreckage in east texas swamps…but anyway they found so much messed up shit...
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    Sometimes I get the paper to start campfires.

    Sometimes I get the paper to start campfires.
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    I had so hoped for some quirky angle where...

    I had so hoped for some quirky angle where somehow she was ok.

    Enjoy life, we’re the survivors. We’re the eggs that worked, we’re the swimmiest sperms, we’re the fetuses that grew, the babies who...
  7. Lol…snort

    Lol…snort
  8. THIS THREAD IS AN ABOMINATION DIE, FRORIDER,...

    THIS THREAD IS AN ABOMINATION

    DIE, FRORIDER, DIE!
  9. “Listen, fuckface…”

    “Listen, fuckface…”
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    “I hope it feels so good to be right. There is...

    “I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?”

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    Cordless electric impact driver.

    Cordless electric impact driver.
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    If you enjoyed that joke, smash that like button...

    If you enjoyed that joke, smash that like button and follow me for all my exclusive content!
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    If these two are alive, they’ve gone so long...

    If these two are alive, they’ve gone so long without posting to social media. Imagine the withdrawals.

    They’re going to find him stumbling through some campus somewhere like a zombie, muttering...
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    385879

    385879
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    What to say. One friend today has a...

    What to say.

    One friend today has a biological dad and the dad who raised him both likely to die of covid at the same time…looking at next week.

    A a coworker was on the phone with his friend...
  16. omg dude, don’t even try to take some moral high...

    omg dude, don’t even try to take some moral high ground like threats and trolling and annoying the fuck out of everyone on tgr is a free speech issue.

    There is zero obligation of any kind (legal,...
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    The van that identifies as a bus!

    The van that identifies as a bus!
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    Lotta swamp to cover

    Lotta swamp to cover
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    Do you still call them toiletries when you live...

    Do you still call them toiletries when you live in a focus/tent and shit in a bucket?

    Bucketries?
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    The tent, however, identified as a yurt.

    The tent, however, identified as a yurt.
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    When I can’t Utah I totally go crazy

    When I can’t Utah I totally go crazy
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    After I graduated high school my mom remarried...

    After I graduated high school my mom remarried and sold our house. I worked at a place with housing for a while, and slept on couches, and kind of squatted in this family cabin. I was in Crested...
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    These are youngsters: it identifies as a van.

    These are youngsters: it identifies as a van.
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    This guy was just one bad decision away from...

    This guy was just one bad decision away from being named



    Wait for it….



    Laundrie, Matt
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    And Linus: point taken,

    And Linus: point taken,
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    I think this has the potential to maybe kinda...

    I think this has the potential to maybe kinda bookend the #vanlife trend.

    Maybe not, but it seems like a sort of watershed moment where people are going to come to grips with some of the issues...
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    CS: I think it hooks all these nervous parents...

    CS: I think it hooks all these nervous parents with their kids going off to live in a van. I think that’s the news hook.
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    I kinda feel for the parkies… this kind of media...

    I kinda feel for the parkies… this kind of media shit show is probably not fun.
  29. Lol, welcome to the club. At least you didn’t...

    Lol, welcome to the club.

    At least you didn’t move to Michigan yet.
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    Interestingly, there was a Laundre in my class...

    Interestingly, there was a Laundre in my class growing up. Hadn’t seen her in 30 years, saw her at work the other day. She seemed to have come out ok.

    Everyone with that last name has the leaden...
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    I dunno. Maybe ol’ dirty Laundrie offed her. ...

    I dunno. Maybe ol’ dirty Laundrie offed her.

    I speculate on some kind of bunny Lebowski situation where she shows up somewhere in a stolen Miata next week.
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    I facewashed an ADA in front of 3,000 people at...

    I facewashed an ADA in front of 3,000 people at the E Center in west valley city. Iceman spancered me. :biggrin:
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    I’ve had so many of these kinds of interactions. ...

    I’ve had so many of these kinds of interactions.
    They’re generally simple-minded and they make quick judgments dividing people into victims and perpetrators. Once they’ve placed you in the perp...
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    She must be unvaccinated, otherwise…like… that...

    She must be unvaccinated, otherwise…like… that microchip…5g and shit.
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    Shit Sandwich

    Shit Sandwich
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    ^^^ Quick somebody call the cops. Maybe I...

    ^^^
    Quick somebody call the cops.

    Maybe I can get a free hotel room outta this
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    Yes. Whataboutism: so hot right now ...

    Yes.



    Whataboutism: so hot right now




    Speeding ticket. Sobriety assessment.
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    Because that’s important. 385597

    Because that’s important.

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    Meh I have an easier time identifying with...

    Meh

    I have an easier time identifying with some normal guy getting fucked with by cops teaming up with a hysterical woman than identifying with the hysterical woman or the cops.

    I get it, you...
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    Dude you aren’t shitting… Between my wife...

    Dude you aren’t shitting…
    Between my wife supervising like 80 of these at her job and me seeing dozens transiently at mine we’re experiencing so much clusterfuckery. These people are having rough...
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    That whole moab body cam thing fucking triggers...

    That whole moab body cam thing fucking triggers me.
    Cops are predators.

    Seems like a batshit crazy girl and a fairly normal guy trying to endure her freakout while a bunch of meathead cops try...
  42. Take a deep breath folks. The food fights are...

    Take a deep breath folks.

    The food fights are embarrassing.
  43. The stock response to this is: Everyone is...

    The stock response to this is:

    Everyone is awful, I’m just honest about it.

    Rolleyes

    It’s an impenetrable psychological superstructure of circular reasoning around a core of nonsense.
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    I wonder if all of you reading this might join me...

    I wonder if all of you reading this might join me in a weird little thought experiment:
    Remember that sense we had…that sense that we were connected and together in something, and that our...
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    I think my favorite thing about him is that he...

    I think my favorite thing about him is that he always seemed to be really enjoying himself in his role, like he always had some clever angle and was just owning all these shows and appearances.
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    I’m thankful he left us with so much to laugh at.

    I’m thankful he left us with so much to laugh at.
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    There’s a distortion that happens in clubs, you...

    There’s a distortion that happens in clubs, you can get laughs by making people nervous… and a thing amongst comics where a laugh is a laugh.
  48. Mu! jl2-fPAzlG8 Muuu

    Mu!
    jl2-fPAzlG8

    Muuu
  49. That’s closer than what I imagined!

    That’s closer than what I imagined!
  50. “If you get your shots we build 5 feet of Mexican...

    “If you get your shots we build 5 feet of Mexican border wall with your name on it.”
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