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  1. Are they worse than the traffic court attorneys? ...

    Are they worse than the traffic court attorneys?
    Last time I went to fight a traffic ticket there were 20 attorneys with online law degrees dressed in bad suits defending their DWI clients. What...
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    For OG and Wooley 311131

    For OG and Wooley

    311131
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    Can iceman only eat jello and soft foods now? ...

    Can iceman only eat jello and soft foods now?

    https://trevorbauer.com/collections/new-releases/products/buzzers-bandaids

    Everyone is making $ off this. I just saw another t-shirt with "Houston...
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    You're more a Bette Davis fan?

    You're more a Bette Davis fan?
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    ^^She wouldn't have gotten stuck in a Range...

    ^^She wouldn't have gotten stuck in a Range Rover. The electrics usually stop working at some point in the life of the vehicle, but they're hard to get stuck.
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    I think with an avy course, some lightweight...

    I think with an avy course, some lightweight touring skis with tech bindings and a backpack equipped with an airbag she would have been fine.
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    If only they had a breakfast buffet.

    If only they had a breakfast buffet.
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    Y'all should come back East if things are getting...

    Y'all should come back East if things are getting crowded out there, or can't you guys ski ice anymore?

    I'll be at Whiteface this weekend. 3 degree edge bevel and tan pants. Ask for change for a...
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    Jessica Mendoza. She needs to have a trash can...

    Jessica Mendoza. She needs to have a trash can put over her head and have someone bang a sign sequence on it.
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    ...or a white subway tile tattoo.

    ...or a white subway tile tattoo.
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    Move to IN and buy your tickets at Speedways? ...

    Move to IN and buy your tickets at Speedways?
    https://www.powerball.net/winners
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    with the trail of crumbs eventually leading to...

    with the trail of crumbs eventually leading to Belichick as the capo di tutti capi of a multisport cheating syndicate.
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    Perfect. Then we only need to figure out the...

    Perfect. Then we only need to figure out the prize to be offered for the first person with a genuine picture.

    I have a mint condition Smith polarized goggle lens that I could offer up. I'm not...
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    Maybe by highest they mean most residents...

    Maybe by highest they mean most residents addicted to drugs?
    I'd have guessed Rutland. But whatever.
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    Pictures taken from old National Geographic's...

    Pictures taken from old National Geographic's should be easy to spot?
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    Benny, you're funny.

    Benny, you're funny.
  17. Dunder Mifflin. Creed's job.

    Dunder Mifflin. Creed's job.
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    Boeing ski poles with airfoil shafts and laser...

    Boeing ski poles with airfoil shafts and laser tips. Night vision googles for after dark backcountry sorties, or skiing in Norway.
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    ^^ You realize that could have been avoided by...

    ^^ You realize that could have been avoided by asking for a picture of their tits before sending the $$?
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    Perhaps they could build skis instead? They have...

    Perhaps they could build skis instead? They have some composite laminating skills.
  21. The OP's kid has to be ~4 now?

    The OP's kid has to be ~4 now?
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    I always ask them to send a picture of their tits...

    I always ask them to send a picture of their tits before wiring money.
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    Let the radius from the center of the hole to the...

    Let the radius from the center of the hole to the center of the torus tube be c, and the radius of the tube be a. Then the equation in Cartesian coordinates for a torus azimuthally symmetric about...
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    Call around to dentist offices in your area and...

    Call around to dentist offices in your area and see if anyone is holding.
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    Toko? I even use Volkl ski straps on the skis. ...

    Toko? I even use Volkl ski straps on the skis.

    I draw the line at using Marker bindings though. I just can't bring myself to do that.
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    Beautiful. Thanks SFB.

    Beautiful. Thanks SFB.
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    ^^The epoxy was the fast set kind and I wanted to...

    ^^The epoxy was the fast set kind and I wanted to get the clamps on.
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    Stadium also looks cool with stars and stripes...

    Stadium also looks cool with stars and stripes thing--didn't catch that on TV.
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    I just came here to vent and get sympathy.

    I just came here to vent and get sympathy.
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    Oh my. The skis come from the factory with...

    Oh my. The skis come from the factory with plates, who would take of a plate from a race ski then try to mount them flat? I guess this shop did, but that's crazy.
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    Don't most kids race skis have raceplates?

    Don't most kids race skis have raceplates?
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    The regular Mantra. Volkl should include a...

    The regular Mantra. Volkl should include a couple packs of Hardmans and some c-clamps with every pair.
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    And they have nicer topsheets.

    And they have nicer topsheets.
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    Well? Did you get her one?

    Well? Did you get her one?
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    I've always been skeptical about how the...

    I've always been skeptical about how the analytics thing works in the translation from baseball to football. Baseball is an individual sport masquerading as a team sport, while football is quite the...
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    Would you prefer a hockey guy? Ice, not field....

    Would you prefer a hockey guy?
    Ice, not field.

    And who lets their star QB live at the stadium? Does he go to Odell's for the winter or do they keep the heat on at the stadium just for Baker?
    ...
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    Well you can't say the Haslems aren't thinking...

    Well you can't say the Haslems aren't thinking out of the box with a sabermetrics baseball guy leading the search over the phone.
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    I've had it w/ Volkls

    Our 3rd pair in ~ 7 years that has started to delaminate at the tail. 2 pairs of Kenjas, 1 pair of Mantras. Also, they all developed intermittent bumps along the base next to the edges that make...
  40. Praxinols. I'll take a set of GPO topsheet...

    Praxinols. I'll take a set of GPO topsheet stickers for my Soul 7's.
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    I've never worn an air bag, or for that matter...

    I've never worn an air bag, or for that matter even a backpack inbounds. I find it changes my CoG for rotational aerials. If you've ever flipped a baseball bat from the barrel, and then from the...
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    The closest I ever came to Stein was I once spent...

    The closest I ever came to Stein was I once spent a weekend in The Stein Ericksen lodge. While the hot cocoa at $10 a cup was nothing to write home about, the bed linens were of high thread count,...
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    The man knew how to live. A pristine white outfit...

    The man knew how to live. A pristine white outfit demonstrates an Adam Gase-like "I don't give a shit, I'm rich" view toward life or you ski only on very cold days and never sit on the chair directly...
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    Always check for an Adam's apple first, Benny.

    Always check for an Adam's apple first, Benny.
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    Bogner is fine, but I wouldn't be so quick to...

    Bogner is fine, but I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss a smart looking lady in Fire+ Ice either. I myself draw the line at Obermeyer, and have noted that if she's wearing Flylow she generally has a...
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    A new year and new decade is almost upon us. It...

    A new year and new decade is almost upon us. It is a time to mend past differences. This should be a time when a pedophile can sit down with the night shift bed pan collector, a Brazilian ju-jitsu...
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    Now that Benny has his boots dialed in, you guys...

    Now that Benny has his boots dialed in, you guys should pick a Wed to go skiing together.
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    I feel this word is not used enough today. My...

    I feel this word is not used enough today. My New Years resolution will be to promote the use of "vouchsafed" and other vintage vocabulary words here in the PR.
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    I can't keep up anymore, Buster musta taken an...

    I can't keep up anymore, Buster musta taken an extra dose of dexedrine today.

    --Timberridge
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    And it seems to me you lived your life like a...

    And it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in, and I would have liked to have known you but I was just a kid, your candle burned...
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