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    I knew a guy named Niels Nielsen. He was blind...

    I knew a guy named Niels Nielsen.

    He was blind as a bat.
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    Everything is gone, sorry.

    Everything is gone, sorry.
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    It's Craven, he's not new.

    It's Craven, he's not new.
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    Final price drop bump.

    Final price drop bump.
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    12 hours to go bump.

    12 hours to go bump.
  6. I'm pretty sure the lesson is don't drink a fifth...

    I'm pretty sure the lesson is don't drink a fifth of vodka and then drive down the wrong side of the road. It's really not that hard.
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    I've actually never slept on it, and the mattress...

    I've actually never slept on it, and the mattress was still shrink-wrapped when I got it. It's seriously new late 70s vintage. You guys will be able to go see it at the Salvation Army store.
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    24 hours left bump. I'm leaving tomorrow at noon,...

    24 hours left bump. I'm leaving tomorrow at noon, and what isn't sold will be going to the Salvation army.
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    That's just uncalled for.

    That's just uncalled for.
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    I'm not totally sure, but the last person to ski...

    I'm not totally sure, but the last person to ski them has a 317, and they appear to have some room to go either way.
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    Bump for price drop.

    Bump for price drop.
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    FS: Nordicas, Atomics, and a couch

    ALL ITEMS ARE SOLD

    These are for sale until Monday (8/10) at noon, then they're getting packed or given away. All prices are OBO, no reasonable offer will be refused, and items are SLC area only....
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    Not really. You should know which vacuum hose...

    Not really. You should know which vacuum hose goes where before you even use the stuff, so this shouldn't even be an issue.
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    The only thing Slick 50 prevents is your engine...

    The only thing Slick 50 prevents is your engine from lasting as long as it would've if you hadn't used it.

    edit: dammit Spats!
  15. And I have no issue with that. It's Benny's...

    And I have no issue with that. It's Benny's either real, or imaginary, homicide charge that would be absolutely insane. (I haven't heard anything about this story except what I've read as a result of...
  16. Not according to Benny Almighty:

    Not according to Benny Almighty:
  17. That's fucking bullshit, and you know it. How the...

    That's fucking bullshit, and you know it. How the fuck are they accomplices? How on earth is he going to stop her THROUGH THE FUCKING PHONE?

    I hope I can be high and mighty enough someday that I...
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    He should've just put the Muira on there and...

    He should've just put the Muira on there and completely ruined what little credibility Time had with people who have a clue what they're talking about.
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    Not to mention, putting them in a truck/SUV makes...

    Not to mention, putting them in a truck/SUV makes you a douchebag. I'm sorry, but I don't like being blinded because somebody's night vision sucks. It's even worse when the cocksucker has the xenon...
  20. Don't lie, Benny, you ARE Crystal.

    Don't lie, Benny, you ARE Crystal.
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    I'm actually pretty sure I can't. I don't think...

    I'm actually pretty sure I can't. I don't think inhaling car exhaust has long term side effects, other than short term death.
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    Yeah, but these toxic chemicals happen to kill...

    Yeah, but these toxic chemicals happen to kill cancer, too. Not like those evil ones in car exhaust.
  23. Thread: Metal

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    I love going to hardcore shows and grabbing...

    I love going to hardcore shows and grabbing peoples feet while they roundhouse kick at invisible ninjas. Those shows remind me of the opening scene in Sidekicks.
  24. The jury is not out. If every american was...

    The jury is not out. If every american was trading for an Honda Insight, we might stand a chance. There's plenty of 'muricans trading for a V6 Challenger or Mustang. If the minimum mpg on the new car...
  25. Bullshit. Do you know how much energy is needed...

    Bullshit. Do you know how much energy is needed to make a car? Not to mention the processes to create the parts in the first place, and the raw materials out of the ground. This program is damaging...
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    Yep. Okay.

    Yep.



    Okay.
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    Waiting in lines at Snowbird on a pow day is a...

    Waiting in lines at Snowbird on a pow day is a fail. A huge one.

    I'm also reasonably certain that Big Balls is actually a woman. It just adds up.
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    I'm just wondering how many gnar points it earned...

    I'm just wondering how many gnar points it earned you. I hope you wore it over your jacket, that would be rad. Maybe just a set of football pads? That'd be cheaper. Hell, football helmet too. That...
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    How's your $1100 body armor treating you?

    How's your $1100 body armor treating you?
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    Some people can also balance on one foot. In 200...

    Some people can also balance on one foot. In 200 days of Wasatch skiing, I've gotten one coreshot that I didn't fully expect or deserve because of my actions.

    You're the dumbass gaper who screams...
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    Bumping this back up. Heli-fund has become the...

    Bumping this back up. Heli-fund has become the family fund, and due to my coercing, birdman will be accepting the money tomorrow.

    Come on, my fellow mags, dig deep.
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    Dude on the phone said it was scanned getting off...

    Dude on the phone said it was scanned getting off the truck at the facility, but never scanned into the facility.



    Probably the case. This is literally the fifth time UPS has lost my shit, and...
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    I'm going to pour one out for my missing beauties...

    I'm going to pour one out for my missing beauties tonight:

    http://www.tirerack.com/images/tires/bfg/bfg_gforceta_kdw2_ci2_l.jpg
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    Any mags work for UPS?

    If so, could you please tell me how the fuck UPS managed to lose four fucking tires I paid to ship overnight. I'd really like to know.
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    If you don't need Netflix, TVersity works better,...

    If you don't need Netflix, TVersity works better, and is free.
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    Texas. Duh. Gasoline without fire should work...

    Texas. Duh.

    Gasoline without fire should work too, but you'd need a ton of it, it'll volatize, you'll go to start a car or open a can or something, and then boom. Shitsplosion.
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    Hey, genius, let me help you: ...

    Hey, genius, let me help you:

    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/bi2/misc/nav_search.gif
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    I'd think new injectors as well, just to be safe,...

    I'd think new injectors as well, just to be safe, on top of new plugs, filters, fluids, and cleaning the gas tank, oil pan, radiator. Just spend a day cleaning anything and everything in the engine...
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    What a powerfully stupid thing to say.

    What a powerfully stupid thing to say.
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    You probably should stop abbreviating until you...

    You probably should stop abbreviating until you get the hang of it. They aren't actually equal to the words they replace.
  41. The last time I gate checked a bag, it had $1200...

    The last time I gate checked a bag, it had $1200 worth of textbooks in it, and fucking Delta fucking lost it.
  42. Once United breaks his guitar, he sure as hell...

    Once United breaks his guitar, he sure as hell will be.
  43. Obviously. Maybe he should valet park his...

    Obviously.

    Maybe he should valet park his Lamborghini as well.
  44. Your friend is the perfect example of the old...

    Your friend is the perfect example of the old adage "money can't buy sense". To take a real 59 LP out of a strictly climate controlled environment to put it in the freezing underbelly of a plane is...
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    Hey, it takes work to weigh enough to trip the...

    Hey, it takes work to weigh enough to trip the sensor at a drive-thru using nothing but your ass and a Rascal scooter. Did she pick it up and run with it afterward?



    Some day he'll get promoted...
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    Nailed it. I know the kind of stress that illness...

    Nailed it. I know the kind of stress that illness can put on a family, both financial and physical, and this fund is supposed to be a reprieve. I won't tell you how to use it, but there's $1020 (or...
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    It was hiding in the storage area of a ski rental...

    It was hiding in the storage area of a ski rental for like ten years, and none from me. I have two other beds which may end up listed as well, a king and a queen. No prices on them yet, but nice...
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    Tye just threw in another $20. If we can help,...

    Tye just threw in another $20. If we can help, get in touch birdman!
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    This space reserved.

    This space reserved.
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    Moving Sale (tons of shit for cheap)

    Just like it sounds. I will be adding tons to this thread in the next week or so.

    To start:
    Vintage fold-out couch - $100 (any reasonable offer considered)- I'm guessing this thing is from the...
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