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    hey bro boring ass pass and shuttling barney...

    hey bro
    boring ass pass and shuttling barney ford down to carter park is all I can handle these days
    and yeah I do a selfie for my instagram once a week with isak always get bummed when I have to...
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    hey everyone just a friendly psa my bike trails...

    hey everyone just a friendly psa
    my bike trails have been complete mint all summer long
    so all you front rangers punters shuttlers and assorted clowns can you stop riding my trails go home and not...
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    ended up in mexico with four other people in a...

    ended up in mexico with four other people in a geo prizm
    it's not the vehicle its the adventure
    have an almost 30 year old faded photo of us in my office guess thats the extent of our vloging...
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    no need to shut up spew on the vegetable...

    no need to shut up spew on

    the vegetable things is real at least in my head I go through fazes mostly after a bunch of stellar bad news where I'm scared to fall asleep cause I might not wake up ...
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    explains why dillon was a jacked up today drove...

    explains why dillon was a jacked up today
    drove down yesterday blind folded
    use the horn 6 times between c470 and breck on the way home three times was in summit old people I tell you
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    your joking about this right? I get one call a...

    your joking about this right?
    I get one call a week people wondering if I can "help them out" since their contractor could be there tomorrow and the price was so low and now everything is a mess...
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    my high school friend that we dragged around and...

    my high school friend that we dragged around and would whore out to stand outside liquor stores to get us voldka at age 15 got sober and super fat then ended up becoming a mommy blogger it just...
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    without a doubt connected that one girl was her...

    without a doubt connected
    that one girl was her best friends cousins boyfriend from prep school
    so they watch natural born killers one too many times together?
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    don't worry it'll dump on the front range next...

    don't worry it'll dump on the front range next week then turn smoggy and be blue sky and sunny in the mtns
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    I can remember alot sometimes don't remember...

    I can remember alot sometimes don't remember anyone I was close going off the deep end
    then again I had a roomate and we would get super super fucked up and chase each other around this big old...
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    its called midlife crisis I face it every day...

    its called midlife crisis
    I face it every day I'm torn between money comfort and stablity it's kinda nice
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    yeah took many and many road trips with a lunch...

    yeah took many and many road trips with a lunch cooler full of drugs
    had lots of fun things happen on road trips a few weird ones but nothing too off the wall
    it seems like kids get more psyco...
  13. the internet seems to attract the self medicaters...

    the internet seems to attract the self medicaters and assorted fuck ups
    at least I'm under a doctors care and took time and effort
  14. yeah you girls post of photo of yall posting on...

    yeah you girls post of photo of yall posting on the internet
    cmon all of you do it
    I did it a few pages back
    grow a pair instead of hiding man up

    maybe we should turn this thread back to the...
  15. Thread: Biker shorts?

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    can we get this thread back on track please it...

    can we get this thread back on track please it doesn't need to end up like
    the thread is about a milf doing cartwheels in her biker shorts yoga pants discussions are on topic
    unfortunately I now...
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    is that a joel sponsered vail snow prediction?...

    is that a joel sponsered vail snow prediction?
    too hot to snow
    kenosha seems like a great place to start a bike ride this weekend
    the peepers will be in full defect this weekend driving up from...
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    thats terrible but fucking highlarious my...

    thats terrible but fucking highlarious

    my vote is she offed herself in a very dramatic fashion and boyfriend freaked out totally and didn't know what to do

    there are some #vanlifers and gotos...
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    of course hows littleton these days?

    of course
    hows littleton these days?
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    I look at houses occasionally but man the weather...

    I look at houses occasionally but man the weather the old people the sadness and as benny said the taxes
    more of desert person, but hey nice place to visit and get reminded of what the rest of the...
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    duh I think about it every day its hard not to...

    duh
    I think about it every day
    its hard not to do it and many people are
    cash out get out let the uncouth masses of punters take over
    its already too late shit got ruined years ago and the past...
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    same in breckenridge but it isn't really working ...

    same in breckenridge but it isn't really working
    forcing people to park outside of town and pay 10 or 20 bucks a nite because all new developments have very little parking is pretty funny
    the...
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    ^^ I'll check later do they make silk hugh...

    ^^ I'll check later
    do they make silk hugh hefner style or are they all warm and fuzzy
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    agreed but when you think it's a skirt and it...

    agreed

    but when you think it's a skirt and it turns out to be a skort and your fumbling around wondering what is going on

    aiming for a whole foods again today doubt it will happen but one can...
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    I'm comfortable with my body image and self so I...

    I'm comfortable with my body image and self so I don't need to wear mtb shorts over my lycra I"m also fast so it works w my image
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    Had a shit sandwich for lunch 12 yards of...

    Had a shit sandwich for lunch 12 yards of concrete showed up w no pumper the Mexicans got in there cars and the white guys threw rocks at me when I told them to get the wheel barrows out then got...
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    the thread is about hot moms in hot pants and...

    the thread is about hot moms in hot pants and biker shorts

    I'll be at whole foods later today
    dark sunglasses drooling and staring as I eat
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    I prefer my fixie with day glow wheel set I put a...

    I prefer my fixie with day glow wheel set I put a playing card preferable ace of hearts in the wheel so boomers know I'm coming up on them
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    way to much stoke here what happened to colorado...

    way to much stoke here
    what happened to colorado sucks
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    I think I need to take this thread down the...

    I think I need to take this thread down
    the result isn't what I was hoping for seems benny wants us to know he is that guy at the supermarket wearing his bike shorts hours after his ride ended
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    good luck with that let them in if they are...

    good luck with that
    let them in if they are Hispanic, all the mexicans lined right up to get their shots without a thought meanwhile all the white trash came up with a million reasons why getting a...
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    Biker shorts?

    There is some rap song from the 80s or 90s "all the bitches in the biker shorts"

    Seems that biker shorts are back in style suddenly in not really complaining cause as I sit here eating my lunch at...
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    dip shit ended up with a new living room...

    dip shit ended up with a new living room furniture set that was his consolation prize he was very proud of it being in his mid twenties and buying something so adult like
    when they finally told him...
  33. at least someone is doing something fun besides...

    at least someone is doing something fun besides being the top TGR internet warrior
  34. go outside you sluts

    go outside you sluts
  35. Thank god this thread is back on track it was...

    Thank god this thread is back on track it was getting all Martha stuart guy fierie yesterday

    All you sorry fucks stuck inside...
  36. I always wanted to live in San Francisco and...

    I always wanted to live in San Francisco and pretend I was living in an armistead maupin novel does that count?

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  37. can we get back to the anger and calling people...

    can we get back to the anger and calling people out and pretending to be more core than the other guy instead where its good to go graze Like a cow cause I like eating wheres butt licker on a satuday...
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    I shouldn't read this thread anymore Goat...

    I shouldn't read this thread anymore

    Goat sounds like a doctor the problem is I sit there and it all sounds like wha wha wha in the adult voices on charlie brown

    Hate that sick to my stomach...
  39. No shit I'd cut my toes off before moving to...

    No shit

    I'd cut my toes off before moving to the pnw or metro Seattle fuck I'd move to Aurora before that

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    "It'd be a lot cooler if you did" https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210911/feb2e7494b82af1ecc7ee997aac7839b.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210911/3558cba3c2242df1aa3dfc6c0f0d8fba.jpg

    Sent...
  41. Hard tail 22lbs been a long week horses are for...

    Hard tail 22lbs been a long week horses are for rich girls...
  42. took the dildo out of my ass it's friday five pm...

    took the dildo out of my ass it's friday five pm taking two whole days off this weekend
    getting baked and hitting the trails
    do you guys all still hate each other?

    need a new bank and the vice...
  43. can someone just post there pornhub live password...

    can someone just post there pornhub live password so everyone can take load off?
  44. sounds like you described one of my ex...

    sounds like you described one of my ex girlfriends she was both
    she thought sitting in a hot tub was the same as shower or taking a bath
  45. I'll live I do have a boner for my east cost...

    I'll live
    I do have a boner for my east cost trip this october don't think I'll make it to the jersey shore though heard all the jersey girls will be in sweatshirts by that time of year

    are the...
  46. sorry buddy guess I"m just at the end of my rope...

    sorry buddy
    guess I"m just at the end of my rope like everyone else I hate my job found out its actually killing me this week I'm too much of pussy to quit and move away from the posh ski town life...
  47. bunch of angry white males obviously ya'll need...

    bunch of angry white males obviously ya'll need more hobbies exercise and work and less free time to get upset on the internet
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    colorado is too far south for good weather I...

    colorado is too far south for good weather
    I think there is some ski areas in wyoming that might work
    the north east or pacific northwest might work better for everyone
    no traffic and no one...
  49. wow some middle of the night drunk ranting solid...

    wow some middle of the night drunk ranting solid work

    my suggestion would be turn off the 24hr news turn off the news in general don't listen to talk radio get the fuck off facebook don't pay...
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    when I was a kid we'd give all the horses and...

    when I was a kid we'd give all the horses and sheep and all the other animals the dewormer meds and whatever else I remember using a long metal rod you'd put the pill in the end jam the rod down the...
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