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    Yeah, like, huh?

    Yeah, like, huh?
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    Oh, c'mon. Really? The cell is probably like ten...

    Oh, c'mon. Really? The cell is probably like ten feet at it's longest dimension. Two steps maybe?
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    Btw, the only statement from Barr, the man...

    Btw, the only statement from Barr, the man ultimately in charge of this sad affair, was some sort of faux outrage during a speech at some white guy convention. Nothing before or since. That man...
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    Ok, fine. A sheet. Now, tell me how you break...

    Ok, fine. A sheet. Now, tell me how you break your own neck with a sheet.
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    Ok, but, it would be difficult and require tools...

    Ok, but, it would be difficult and require tools and stuff. What the fuck did he have? A sheet?
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    Peter Fonda: 7 Great Movies to Stream...

    Peter Fonda: 7 Great Movies to Stream https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/17/movies/peter-fonda-movies.html
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    Was there a ton of snow the day he went missing...

    Was there a ton of snow the day he went missing and after?
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    Cute. But, really, how is this possible? It...

    Cute. But, really, how is this possible?

    It isn't.
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    The mountains are as cold and lonely as they were...

    The mountains are as cold and lonely as they were 200 years ago. Do not ski arone.
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    Wait, no tomatoes?

    Wait, no tomatoes?
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    Ah, I blew that one off because she never...

    Ah, I blew that one off because she never intrigued me, but, now I'll go back and listen.
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    So, basic question. How does one hang oneself in...

    So, basic question. How does one hang oneself in such a cell? Is there something strong enough protruding from the ceiling or a high point on that cell to support the weight of a man intent on...
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    WeWTF? https://www.profgalloway.com/wewtf ...

    WeWTF?

    https://www.profgalloway.com/wewtf

    Tumblr is being sold for†$3 million, a 99.7% destruction of the $1.1 billion Yahoo paid for the porn site in 2013. When the previous sentence said...
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    Xhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190818/e2c064dfb553fe75422cade84ba7b140.jpg
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    Corn on the cob.

    Corn on the cob.
  16. Somebody is off his meds. ...

    Somebody is off his meds.


    https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-wants-to-nuke-mars-plans-t-shirts-2019-8
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    Long walks on the beach, holding hands.

    Long walks on the beach, holding hands.
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    "I ain't never pissed on ice before!"

    "I ain't never pissed on ice before!"
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    Speaking of his father, just watched this a few...

    Speaking of his father, just watched this a few times recently. A brilliant piece of filmmaking. The close-ups on that famous face are priceless. The man knew how to fill a screen. Both actor and...
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    That's just classic. Should be our theme.

    That's just classic. Should be our theme.
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    Q9jaB1cVNZ4

    Q9jaB1cVNZ4
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    RIP Peter Fonda

    Ironic this happens during this Woodstock 50 shit.

    That honey bee farmer movie he starred in was really good.


    Peter Fonda, ĎEasy Riderí Actor and Screenwriter, Is Dead at 79...
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    Just stay in the airport, buy a rare bottle of...

    Just stay in the airport, buy a rare bottle of Tyrconnell, and park your ass near a bathroom with some James Joyce.
  24. Damn, I can't get me one of those dang Tesla...

    Damn, I can't get me one of those dang Tesla Eeelectric cars, so, I'll just buy this super big tricked out pickup truck instead.

    If everyone wanted an electric car, how come they aren't at least...
  25. Because nobody wants one?

    Because nobody wants one?
  26. Drink five Jagers real fast and say algorithm...

    Drink five Jagers real fast and say algorithm three times fast.
  27. Thread: SKYFALL

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    With dudes.

    With dudes.
  28. And drugs and alcohol.

    And drugs and alcohol.
  29. Yeah, killer mountain. Beat Titus mountain. Where...

    Yeah, killer mountain. Beat Titus mountain. Where the fuck is Titus mountain? But then, you think, Titus beats everywhere else in America. Great source. And a great testament to modern tech data...
  30. Thread: SKYFALL

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    Well, they never made it to the moon.

    Well, they never made it to the moon.
  31. Thread: SKYFALL

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    Have you seen Chernobyl? Watch the episode that...

    Have you seen Chernobyl? Watch the episode that shows the first response firemen basically dissolving.
  32. Grizzly.

    Grizzly.
  33. Yeah, edgy. The state that produced Phish.

    Yeah, edgy. The state that produced Phish.
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    Turn off your TV.

    Turn off your TV.
  35. Jezuz, how much are those poor kids going into...

    Jezuz, how much are those poor kids going into debt to be educated by those morons?
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    Gold!

    Gold!
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    The term is sociopath. A rich sociopath.

    The term is sociopath. A rich sociopath.
  38. Is that the bus they use to bring skiers to...

    Is that the bus they use to bring skiers to Bromley when the lifts break down? Again?
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    He does have an audience, though. I don't like...

    He does have an audience, though. I don't like him, but, some feel it necessary to talk to him.
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    Orioles break through 40 games behind in mid...

    Orioles break through 40 games behind in mid August. Anyone taking bets on 50 behind?
  41. My birthday is right next to Thanksgiving, so...

    My birthday is right next to Thanksgiving, so I've been throwing my own party for some time now by going to Europe at that time and having a first class meal on that day, and killing two birds by...
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    No they won't. Nixon resigned.

    No they won't. Nixon resigned.
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    Nggqe-L9ZQ8
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    https://www.theguardian.com/money/2019/aug/13/dani...

    https://www.theguardian.com/money/2019/aug/13/danish-bank-launches-worlds-first-negative-interest-rate-mortgage
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    With Elvis in the passenger seat?

    With Elvis in the passenger seat?
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    Natalie

    Natalie
  47. Hmmmm, yeah, you're on to something there. We may...

    Hmmmm, yeah, you're on to something there. We may have something to learn here. You know how all the tiger Mom's try to schedule the birth so that the kids are the oldest in the class? Bigger and...
  48. Thread: NYC beer

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    Beat me to it.

    Beat me to it.
  49. Something tells me it won't be the first time.

    Something tells me it won't be the first time.
  50. Wow. We're you somewhat anti social and wore a...

    Wow. We're you somewhat anti social and wore a black trenchcoat in HS?
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