Is Bunion still a real estate agent up in Big Sky? Anyone have his contact? I am heading out from Seattle for a photo shoot for the new cowboy boot shop I am repping on main street Bozeman. We may be...

This thread sucks and always has. Your shitty town is being overrun and the best anyone can do is a fucking bumper sticker? The Mag's here are lining up to grab their ankles and allow Pig Stye to...

Hey Mags!

Me n' Bunion are starting a new real estate company out of 4 forks called deep slab real esate.com. Hit your parents up then hit us up for some overpriced mosquito ridden river bottom...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8f4LNoQ8nc

Insufferable Gnarsism will be straight up 80's butt-metal rock. It will feature Shawn White on lead guitar-marketing, Todd and Steve Jones duet on...

This is both the dumbest thing ever posted on TGR and the best news. Firstly, there is nothing "simple" about 8700 square feet. Secondly, thank god Bridger skiers do not have to deal with your...

he could never catch me. But I could see him get his uniform on, start acting like a cop and pulling passes.

411643

Sounds spicey but not me. I was working the rental ski desk at Snoqualmie.

As for Pig Stye, the key to it is to use the proper hair gel so that after 2 tram laps you can hit the mountain mall up,...

wow, you typed all that out as like we give a shit. This is the TGR forum not your shrinks office. Nobody cares why you didn't get the gig at Bridger. Nobody really liked you there anyways and you...

It was actually a trans dog and it was mutual. The ban was bullshit. Luckily people are more liberal here in Washington so cruising around the parking lot molesting dogs is not so much of an issue.
...

Why not you? I heard you had a 1 year internship with the patrol there but got voted off the island?

Any new GM should be focused on one thing, tram up saddle Peak and/or Bridger Peak. The main...

The venue needs to be something big on the east side of the Sierras. The steepest shit at Mammoth is equivalent to the apron of the Bec. I am down, we need the snow to be refreeze-chicken heads with...

His motives were to win, be famous, make more money, feed his ego, and satiate his adrenal gland. Why else would anyone think it wise to tackle a triple drop to 100 mph into chunder. It was...

Well, keep doing the right shit. Sometimes people are fine until they are not. It was explained to me at one point that shit like this for some is like a bank account. You draw on it until it is all...

I would hope not, if the risk calculation is such that the thought process is, "if I eat shit I can be airlifted" That is not very sound decision making. How far away help is, who your partners are,...

Well, you are lucky to have the mental make up to not be affected. JHSP has nearly daily debriefings and off season PTSD clinics as do the rangers in the park. I have no problem with people pursuing...

Where do you suggest I go? You sound like a pubescent boy who just got his toy taken away. Should I cancel myself? Does my viewpoint trigger you fantastical and delusionsal view of what this industry...

As if you are the decider and this is some elite group of sending bro's out there "pushing it" The select few who understand what it is like to be living on the edge like your close compatriot Aymar....

Yeah, good point. Yourself and most the tools on this forum ski just like Aymar......

And yes, these dumb comps are corporate creations to sell product, red bull, and corporate ski hills to dumb...

Oh, am I? The truth hurts. These comps are fucking stupid, dangerous, and dumb. Go watch one and you'll see the worst crashes you will see in your life: Parkite Mikayla Willis in critical condition...

This "sporting event" is fkn stupid. The second I saw the conditions I could barely even watch, just waiting for the inevitable car crash to happen. Introducing profit motive and competition to this...

Invasion: Make no doubt, the imperial fleet has descended upon Bozeman. Not the star destroyers, the lear jets. The plan is absolutely to 4 lane the canyon, expand the airport, and bring the Olympics...

Even my small children know that tin foil does nothing to keep the mind control waves at bay. My hat is two layers of titanium with a half inch of lead sandwiched between. If you do this for four...

Well, I remember all the drones, the sold out corporate whores, the clueless people who couldn't see it coming, the naysayers, the doubters, the people sitting on the sidelines, the ones not yet...

It got this way because of our individual and societal flaws as well as a deeply flawed economic model. Some sold out to the corporations, some made money on the periphery, some were just too stupid...

This is exactly correct. I would add in the fact that the Forest Service has allowed the industry to turn into a 3-way monopoly. This is made worse because the Forest Service holds the key to any...

Oh, i fkn am! I do cow tipping, some ice skating, and our one snowstorm, I had my friend tow me around on my snowboard behind his truck until I hit a mail box and broke my femur.

I bet the...

yah, Bridger is a wad on weekends and powder days, the days when all the tools like you show up. If anything, it is why a place like Bear canyon should fire the fuck back up. the agro fuks can speed...

No shit, the link I posted is exactly that, a link to its long history, the who how and what. Thanks for stating the obvious You are a tool. Maybe you should go get a 6th job with some shitty ski...

When we made (stole) the United States, we basically were like, Fuck it, those mountains are too big, it is too cold and snowy and drew the border where we did. Canduh is nothing more than our...

Dunderheads quintessential guide to the donut Hole!

Firstly: Now that the jet stream has permanently migrated north due to global warming, Montana is in the heart of the donut hole. Deep powder to...

Here is the most successful model to date. Funny how much better the skiing is and how much cooler the vibe is than Pig Stye. Ullr knows this and blesses the mountain with more snow and good karma....

The Forest Service Special Use permit application is such that any old person can walk in with a plan. It costs nothing and the local ranger is required to look at it and respond. What he/she will...

It is never too late to repent for your sins, no matter the size and/or length of the corporate ski cock one sucked.

The ski gods speak thru me, Ullr has declared you guilty and demands penance in...

That dude from the MRA, Mountain Riders Alliance, was before his time. He was prescient in predicting the end game of consolidation and corporate control of the ski industry and tried to do something...

I would title the piece: Montana Snowbowl, the most gloriest south facing refreeze this side of Mad River Glen. Goes well with the toxic inversion, fentanyl addicts under the bridge, and a traffic...

I rode the chairlift with a local and this guy kept ranting about the "snow donut" I couldn't tell if he was down from the halfway house in Butte and on a meth bender or just mentally ill as most the...

Montana no fake news Trip Report:

So, Vail has like one fkn chair open at Stevens, Daisy. Decided to venture out and try Montana for my first time.

Day 1: Lost Trail, showed up on Wednesday and...

Complex system theory states the more complex the system the more likely it is to collapse and in spectacular fasion. The mega resorts are reliant on so many complex variables, when it goes bad it...

ding, ding. Vail answers to us because they are using our land. The forest service is the sold out, unaccountable, government entity that is allowing this massive monopolization of a billion-dollar...

now you are sounding like me and no I won't stfu. fuck capatalism and fuck Vail, fuk alterra, and fuk boyne. Peak late stage capitalism is having to load up buses in peak pandemic cuz you sold it out...

Exactly. One of the certainties of late-stage capitalism is the wholesale purchase of government regulatory entities by the industry they should in theory be regulating. In this case that is the...

That is the corporate ski model, more skiers on the same acreage. This maximizes profit while not increasing operational costs. A place like Jackson Hole has 6 or 8 folded uphill capacity on...

Nice woke commentary. You got "first world problems" and "privilege" in your post while virtue signaling about your bus ride to get last tracks on a played-out canvas.

The irony is you are...

good point, I should emulate the corporate ski model and milk every last cent from attendees while maximizing profit. The product is about as good and the bumper-to-bumper traffic on 405 will be just...

ski hills in Washington are fucked. We are having a Puget Sound Gravity Research meet up at the Big 5 sporting goods store ski carpet in Renton next Monday night if anyone want to meet up. Gonna...

Great writeup in Forbes here. With the complete shitshow happening here in Washington and after reading this, myself and a few hundred thousand Puget Sound Gravity Research bros may head east for a...

oh yes, these corporations will destroy every hill they set their eyes on. The only way to stop this is for the forest service to pull their permits, which they won't because they are clueless and on...

That's cool you guys came up and visited the mountains.

One time I came down and visited the Sound, even caught a salmon, I thought I was killing it! I promptly joined a chat room called Puget...

yah, but 90% of the good ones are, and 99.9% of the best terrain left out there surely is. Railroad blocks like Lone Peak are few and far between.

I made friends with Buster and did a spread eagle...

Yeah I know, that is why it is what it is. I am a dunderhead

And you do have friends, we can be friends? You have lots of friends here on TGR, probably friends on other gamer platforms, and...