Child, please.

Who let Joe out of his cage?

Why won't you take my calls anymore?

Kisses.

If Tippster had a son, he'd look like Trayvon.

You should see the crap I get away with on my expense reports!

DING DING DING!!!:yourock:

I'm going to need all that pron too since I'll be home alone on my big day! :eek:

Wrong-O buddy!



I like to joke that she dates back to the Upper Paleolithic era, and first dated cro-magnon man, but that usually ends up with me in hot water! Hoo-hah!



(seriously...

I resent that.

CHANGE!!!!!

Just write off the acceptable amount of the repairs on your 2009 tax return. No one should have to pay for or be held accountable for their actions such as this. Uncle Sam and I are looking out for...

Relax folks, we'll make sure that this let down is as soft as possible and will hopefully have our nation's first government owned car manufacturer by late 2010. This is change you can believe in.

I'm going to propose congress pass cap and trade legislation post haste.

Economic ramifications be damned, despite the lack of a proven positive benefit, much less need. This is the politically...

Who took down that sweet, sweet NSFW?????? (and when are you putting it back up?)

We can't go on living in fear of who may or may not want to talk to us. We need to move together into the future hand in hand with ourselves and our enemies alike. We need to change the way we...

The Bush Administration probably overheard his "unpatirotic" rantings and scooped him up. I have it that he may or may not be residing in a 4x6 cell in an undisclosed location on the island of Cuba.

I don't think you're inhaling enough. That your you had better check the quality of your product. I don't care if you think it's cool to smoke weed or not, don't you get it? I did, hell I did...

Whoah, pump the brakes there son. It is as president that I will reach across the table to bitter people like yourself to accomplish real change(c).

As for my sig, I really did say that. Is...

As president I will buy all Americans a fillet o' fish meal combo as part of my economic stimulus program. We will all share in this chance at financial security together.
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Brothers and Sisters;

This nightmare of the Bush regime will all be over shortly. I promise, by March this will all be a bad dream. My 33 point plan to rescue the economy and give everyone...

Who will be left when everyone is ignored?

Think about it David.






Come on back, sit at the table with us.