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  1. Somebody has a trust fund.

    Somebody has a trust fund.
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    Damn well, I'd say.

    Damn well, I'd say.
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    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fa...

    https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fauci-gently-tells-trump-why-he-cant-hold-parade-to-celebrate-great-job-he-is-doing
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    Yes, he does. Both legally and politically at...

    Yes, he does. Both legally and politically at this point.
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    Don't some people die on that trail like every...

    Don't some people die on that trail like every year?
  6. I was supposed to be slope side in Snowmass...

    I was supposed to be slope side in Snowmass tomorrow.
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    Those charts are perverted. It's like playing the...

    Those charts are perverted. It's like playing the subway game between innings at Yankee Stadium in your head.
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    https://snowbrains.com/criminal-investigation-unde...

    https://snowbrains.com/criminal-investigation-underway-at-austrian-ski-resort-linked-to-thousands-of-coronavirus-cases/
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    Jezuz. Trump is such an idiot. He just said he's...

    Jezuz. Trump is such an idiot. He just said he's thinking of quarantining the tri state area. I think he said because so many are going to Florida, his new home and a crucial state for the electoral...
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    Best advice my ex FIL ever gave me, may he rest...

    Best advice my ex FIL ever gave me, may he rest in peace.
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    I was kind of proud of myself taking a shower and...

    I was kind of proud of myself taking a shower and shaving.

    Take it from a retired person. No drinking until 5pm. You'll thank me.
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    I have something better. Actual Trump TP. ...

    I have something better. Actual Trump TP.

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    https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2020/03...

    https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2020/03/coronavirus-social-distancing-over-back-to-normal/608752/?utm_source=pocket-newtab
  14. I remember way back reading an interview with...

    I remember way back reading an interview with Mickey Spillane before he died (a true icon of the greatest generation's masculinity). I think it was a Playboy interview. He was asked about living with...
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    Our modern, contemporary moment that is much like...

    Our modern, contemporary moment that is much like Marie Antionette's Let Them Eat Cake line.

    https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1243162967555870721
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    I wonder at this point if anybody has numbers on...

    I wonder at this point if anybody has numbers on how many dead and seriously sick were cigarette smokers.
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    Que that scene from Apocalypse Now. ...

    Que that scene from Apocalypse Now.

    https://www.project-syndicate.org/commentary/helicopter-money-coronavirus-response-by-willem-h-buiter-1-2020-03
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    Ugh. ...

    Ugh.

    https://slate.com/business/2020/03/coronavirus-rent-landlords-strike-unemployment.html
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    https://twitter.com/jproimos/status/12379759620603...

    https://twitter.com/jproimos/status/1237975962060378112
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    Hey, remember when that Chinese doctor who tried...

    Hey, remember when that Chinese doctor who tried to ring alarms about this virus was slapped down and then died? And we and our media all said, oh, that awful Chinese government? I guess we're pretty...
  21. I have a feeling that this is going to end badly....

    I have a feeling that this is going to end badly. Like Elon calling a politician a pedophile.
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    The elites have just been saved with my and your...

    The elites have just been saved with my and your money. Their playgrounds are safe from extinction.
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    Nope. Look at Italy. They aren't even thinking of...

    Nope. Look at Italy. They aren't even thinking of relaxing. And we are far from as locked down as them. Hell, we now have a substantial portion of our population still convinced this is nothing.
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    They're always building something in parking lots...

    They're always building something in parking lots in Manhattan. That's why it costs so much to park.
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    Why are you asking me?

    Why are you asking me?
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    Next up, mass graves.

    Next up, mass graves.
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    I remember reading a piece about the guys that...

    I remember reading a piece about the guys that were unraveling Lehman after the crash, and one of them said that he had a job for ten years, it was so big and complex. That's a nice chunk of one's...
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    Drone carrying lazers. Pew, pew.

    Drone carrying lazers. Pew, pew.
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    Kids here don't drive beaters.

    Kids here don't drive beaters.
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    I just started a road ride out of my town's H.S....

    I just started a road ride out of my town's H.S. parking lot, and this was the scene when I got back to my car. Nice nearly 60 degree sunny day. All girls, one to a car, parked about ten feet from...
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    Hmmmm...

    Hmmmm...
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    I'm pretty sure that the Whole Foods supply chain...

    I'm pretty sure that the Whole Foods supply chain is pretty fucked. I like mine a few miles away, but they're having issues keeping anything stocked, besides produce. They are good at crowd control,...
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    Try to wake up and get to markets at opening....

    Try to wake up and get to markets at opening. Less crowds, better stocked.
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    So, what ever happened to that poor girl that was...

    So, what ever happened to that poor girl that was driving from Idaho to Ct.? Can't find the thread.
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    We need an I70 non bitch thread.

    We need an I70 non bitch thread.
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    Yeah, that's the other side of this. Subways,...

    Yeah, that's the other side of this. Subways, commuter trains and airports have never been safer, with the lack of humans present.
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    Hope you feel better. Hard to believe Metro...

    Hope you feel better.


    Hard to believe Metro North and the subways are still running.
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    This is like wearing a really really big Oakley...

    This is like wearing a really really big Oakley lens.

    https://www.dezeen.com/2020/02/26/sun-dayong-coronavirus-protection-shield/
  39. Oh, man, sorry. Those were the good times.

    Oh, man, sorry. Those were the good times.
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    Oh God, bravo.

    Oh God, bravo.
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    So, Mike Pence just stood at a lecturn and said,...

    So, Mike Pence just stood at a lecturn and said, yeah, 3 million unemployed, that's bad, but [honest to God] here's the good news: WalMart is hiring 150,000 people, and Amazon is hiring a ton of...
  42. I can easily put General Electric and Harley...

    I can easily put General Electric and Harley Davidson in the bankrupt category. Especially Harley. Fuck, Reagan bailed it out last century with big tariffs, and it's been on life support since.
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    We need Huckbuckets daily chart. I thought I saw...

    We need Huckbuckets daily chart. I thought I saw that Italy hasn't levelled off in the death total category.
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    I was just thinking how this is such an historic...

    I was just thinking how this is such an historic day in American capitalism. A UE report that is so insanely high they had to expand the chart, over 3 million reporting, but the equity markets go up...
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    The Jews scoff and say, you just don't know.

    The Jews scoff and say, you just don't know.
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    So now you're a Marxist?

    So now you're a Marxist?
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    Lock your cars.

    Lock your cars.
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    And all virus material is free for the time being.

    And all virus material is free for the time being.
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    Just had to x post this thing from the stock...

    Just had to x post this thing from the stock market thread. Stunning. And, just think, the stock market is up almost a thousand points on the news!
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    But the liquor stores and weed shops are still...

    But the liquor stores and weed shops are still open!
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