You are a very wise man.

There's the Zombie genre, and then there's the Zombie Satire genre - big difference. And don't EVER try to mix the two e.g. Army of the Dead.

We need a "smells right now" thread.

Holy F'in Nihilism ; the seeds of our own destruction reside within us each and every one.

Wait ........ WTF?!?!??!

I'm hoping for a public uprising, balcony hanging of all oligarchs + Putin and his inner circle, and annexation by Lithuania.

You've come to the right/wrong place ........

It'a all pretty hazy but the first album I remember paying for was the Kinks Face to Face; still crank it for Sunny Afternoon if it pops up.

Well ..... this changes everything. Can still blame my wife's hair, though

Veteran Russian UN diplomate shits on Putin's insanity: https://www.cnn.com/europe/live-news/russia-ukraine-war-news-05-23-22/h_5182b29b8442cef223575b98e83d1951

Modern day Howard Hughes??

Wait .... WUT?!?!?! At this level, I really don't think there's anybody out there NOT trying. "Trying" doesn't automatically guarantee a competitive, well balanced game. Too many other factors...

Seems like Fat Packing should refer to increasing one's fat storage, no???

Or .... is it some weird code for fudge packing?!??!!?

Wait ,,,, how old is El Hefe?!?!

Not good; definitely make sure he has absolutely NO access to any more socks. Otherwise you might be looking at thousands in vet surgery bills, or even a dead puppers, if it gets passed the stomach...

Jeebus; he's 82 now and still performing?? He was still killing it in his 70s, but I hope he quits while he's still ahead. BB didn't and the last show of his I saw left very bad memories.

Build kicker, program for warp speed?

Nope;

Nope; motherhood not required, nor is fucking.

Skynet has that, you should talk to them.

While I definitely appreciate a young physically attractive woman, I generally can't stand to be around them physically for more than a few minutes due to the inanity. There definitely comes a time...

Go ahead, pet it on the nose .......

Ha - good one.

Sounds mildly amusing, but I can feel the anti-sexism screams already. Why is she-hulk not ..... hulky, but instead trim and hawt?

You mean, like Jimmy Buckets bad??

No.

It was drinkable, unlike such things as Hendricks or Nolet, but imma stick with a good dry english.

At a bar last week that had no dry English gin, closest I could get was The Botanist. I was disappoint.

Did Elon already by Sports Illustrated and I'm just now finding out about it????

I suspect that we're some kind of weird, micro-subset here regarding breaking down cardboard boxes. I regularly drop off our broken down cardboard at the recycling center, as our pick up bin is too...

Which one was Judah Ben Hur??

Not sure if serious???

Not vomit; boogers, I believe.

Sigh - this is the Spring that ran away last week.

Whatever you do, absolutely DO NOT tell her that you're correcting her inconsiderate error.

Apparently Sweden and Finland have too many terrorist organizations for Turkey to accept them into NATO??????

Agree; it completely went into the toilet for season 2. Couldn’t finish it.

Forgetting to squeeze the air out of the sun block tube when going from 50’ above sea level to 9,000’

Good thinking - go in with low expectations.

Oh yeah ……👍👍👍

I’m hooked (duh) but that trailer kind of confused me.

Yeah, I should have confined my comments to personal experience and I’m definitely not normal. 3-5 years for boots for me, liners 1-2 years; been experimenting with liners though, tended to...

Russian General looking for the front?

RLY
Everyone knows you have deca .... whatever, to be on the Orange Shit Gibbon's level. As in 10x down.

Well duh; escalate to de-escalate.

Wait ...... 10 years on a LINER?!!??!? All you do is drive in your ski boots, correct? With normal use a BOOT won't last 10 years, let alone a liner.


And nice one, Whipski. Excellent form.

Wait .... people just give you shit?!?!?
Around here, they're always stealing shit.

I'm so glad I'm not having to clean my industrial chiller condensers 2-3 times per day during cotton season.

Seems cruel to the seeds.

Sell it like you stole it?

I would counter with: words have not worked for this particular idiocy for over 2 thousand years.

You may have missed ......
Never mind.

That little(!) hanging face its sweet. This Spring definitely has not treated the Crescent well.