It seemed like a good idea at the time.

This.

OP should work on typographical errors first. No room for that on TRG.

How dare you!

Right?

Lunchbox pepper?

Pretty much this. Nobody I say that to believes me.

Have to say, I gave up masking a few days ago. Given the ba.4/5 news that seems like a mistake. Keep on 😷 ing.

https://www.wcax.com/2022/07/05/2023-vermont-farm-show-canceled-board-cites-covid-issues/

Bahahahahahaha.

Cavity search for you.

I agree. Fucking stupid. Grown ass men and women, but mostly men, playing with the toys that they didn't get to play with when they were 12.

Under more tweets, this is completely unrelated but priceless:

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I've been eating raw green beans my whole life. They're bad for you?!?!?

I know that. They didn't have a butt on Saturday. They had it already cut. A different store had the boneless butt on Sunday. Too late for me.

I will explain but you'd become more puzzled at the possibilities

Between the neighborhood random fireworks and me running the SkilSaw, my poor dog also needs therapy.

Pretty much every town in VT that has a 4th July thing, and not all do, has a chicken BBQ.

No love for the As either.

Oh fuck. Travel well, Duff.

Are extraterrestrials able to accomplish this?

That's what she said.

Loosely based on it, yes. On the grill, trying to dial in a recipe that while nowhere near authentic, gives me something I like. I overshot what I was looking for and these were fall apart, which...

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Thanks man. My Canada adventure was short and I made it back home yesterday with thing #1. The hex key and having to take the bed to Saint John cost me a $130 hotel room in NH as I just didn't have...

File under D, for Duh!

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2022/07/02/jeff-corwin-shark-bison-attacks-advice-acostanr-vpx.cnn

My 12 yo dog is over the moon to have 23 yo thing #1 home. However, I think he's figured out that the kid doesn't stick around.

It seems like even the crack addicts took Canada Day off. Freaking ghost town.

I do have several. But they were at home. 450 miles away. Nobody gave me any idea they were needed. I asked several times if I needed to bring any tools.

We needed a hex key in order to take apart and transport a bed frame. We couldn't find an open store to buy one. Not even Canadian tire or Walmart It took many hours for thing#1 to find a friend...

Stormtroopers of Dessert

Bran Nubians

Don't get me started on Lowe's. They must not like to actually sell things to people. The other weekend I wanted an item they keep locked up. They feel it's valuable enough to keep under lock and...

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Publix Enemy

Canadian Tire was closed on Canada day.

Pork chop sandwiches!!!

Wait, wuht?

Shit. $17.26 an hour?!?! My son is one of the folks who goes and fulfills online orders at Wal-Mart for $16/hour. Locks aren't paying jack and there's some required qualifications.

Sage.

This.

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Ouch.

Vibes man. Hopefully it was a good run.

And how. Gonna have a full house for two months with the 23yo, 19yo, and 17yo. Fortunately they all have at least 2/3 time jobs, if not more. But the 23yo works 10 on, 4 off. My wife also started...

Kill me quickly.

Having lived in Belvedere, it's definitely off the beaten path, but it's just not quite Kingdom. Eden and Montgomery are border locations, and while they have that feel at times, they're also just...

The Cremes
Suicidal Tenderloins
Hüsker Dew

Jello Biafra is in a band, does that count?

I'm going to make a bid for youngest. Thing#1 says that I act like I'm 12.