Already too many mid week skiers in my parking spot when I roll in at noon.

No

I everyone was just like me, I wouldn't like it.

Well, there you go then.

Too needy. Too soon. 1st post fail. But we're a forgiving bunch, mostly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v010HXpfFSA

Don't count your chickens.

S Oregon you say? Know any of the Kidder clan? Oh, and fuck off Jong. We have a Jong tax in gear swap. You'll be a contributor until we know if you are a dick or not. So far not looking good.

Not everyone, all of the time. Just someone, most of the time.

You're being too kind. What a dick.

Email is probably up for sale on the Dark Web already.

In Denver for school. Ski's at Alpental. Pretty core in my book. Can't wait to meet you irl at the BBI. Say hi and collect a free brat.

Who left the door open?

So, from Awlbany eh? How do you take your Stewarts cawfee? Black or with cream and sugah?

JHC. Did someone tell you this was a charity?

Not that easy. What makes you think you are worthy of being a jong ?

Check in with the Masshole thread to let them know that you are here.

Sounds legit.

Like the user name. Are you old enough to drive a car yet? I may need me some transpo.

Banter is it you want? Well here you go. I've skied for 60 years and I still suck. I rode my Schwinn Beach Cruiser off road on a 30 mile "No Pavement" tour. What makes you special?

So we have Jongs form coast to coast.

It's not that easy. Why would I, with 1000's of posts filled with TR's, helpful tips and Wooly12 wisdom, want to climb snowy mountains with a jong who is likely to be a gaper or a poser? We have...

Cute

one and done is becoming a trend

Somebody left the door open. Go and post some shit.

So, you got it then. Good.

So, a slacker eh? Too bad. Now you'll need to find another way to contribute. It will come.

Go on a quest. Travel to Hilton and procure the driver toes off of the skis. Sell them to me on gear swap for $10 shipped.

https://rochester.craigslist.org/spo/d/downhill-ski/6421588136.html

Welcome to the kinder, gentler TGR. Good timing. Or bad?

It's official

You're late to the party. Times have changed. Personal pictures of your ball sack is the new ticket of admission.

FIFY

First post, I'm here to chill, hopefully learn a few things, and give something to the community.

Go. See all the rooms. Give to the community before you take. And know that my grand daughter skis better that you.

How did you hear of this place?

Whats with the dumb alias?

Were you warned?

Welcome!! Where do you ski? Maybe we can hook up for a tour.