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    I luvs pow skiing and fly fishing so much I wish...

    I luvs pow skiing and fly fishing so much
    I wish they would die
  2. i was hopin the baron and a few thousand whiners...

    i was hopin the baron and a few thousand whiners would take the skidog the fuck outta the satch option myself

    #didntsuck...
  3. As a ski tech I feel the need to tell youse all...

    As a ski tech I feel the need to tell youse all
    You're skis will last longer if you never take them out of the plastic ,mount or ski them
  4. how do you fuck up a ridge vent? turtle vents...

    how do you fuck up a ridge vent?
    turtle vents suck and are way harder to flash and susceptible to leaks
    do you actually roof bro?
  5. as a roofer I assure you it rains more in the...

    as a roofer I assure you
    it rains more in the Midwest than the high desert
    and its way less humid
    so theres not as much need for ventilation and properly professionally flashed pentatrations don't...
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    we got a couple private company ski days at pine...

    we got a couple private company ski days at pine creek in cokesville in march
    I voted for eagle point but I bet its twice the $3g pine creek wants
  7. Actually I think 2 planner finally got us paid...

    Actually I think 2 planner finally got us paid
    Could have been endless
    But I think it was a mag in the legal profession who finally got us paid
    Otherwise I couldn't claim professional
  8. well yeah that's were I added professional...

    well yeah that's were I added
    professional movie actor to my
    skibum river rat resume's
    even though it took 2 years to git paid
    minus the pockets full of stuffs from the complimentary gut truck
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    oh and im good with being a year older when my...

    oh and im good with being a year older when my old man ass is seated on a padded chair 2 again
    https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y195/skifishbum/Ski%20stoke%2017/IMG_0113%20-%20Copy_zpst3jk6spq.jpg...
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    yo mr mouthy jong maybe ski ya at mag bake ut...

    yo mr mouthy jong
    maybe ski ya at mag bake ut
    cause irl spook and I are good
    and maybe you don't suck irl too
    wont knows ifin ya dont shows
  11. Shirley monk if you sent them some awesome...

    Shirley monk if you sent them some awesome watermarked intellectual properties they would see the error of their ways
    and comp your overpriced pass and run the lifts all night for you
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    actually you or carl fisher and his hippy dippy...

    actually you or carl fisher and his hippy dippy save our canyons treehuggers could have purchased the thor mine
    and done with it as you or they seemed fit
    but you or they didn't
    jd did...
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    While I've always wished her the best Pretty sad...

    While I've always wished her the best
    Pretty sad it clings to the shipwrecked past life and won't move on
    Well yeah
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    I got ya as way more likely to stay home and make...

    I got ya as way more likely to stay home and make a dozen or so long winded expert posts on the interwebz
    then nap time
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    The reason you need a beacon to ride that lift is...

    The reason you need a beacon to ride that lift is if the shit hits the fan
    they want to not have to ski over your dead body the rest of the season
    or chopper in back hoes to do a excavation in...
  16. Dudes pretty worked up about 315943 :fmicon:...

    Dudes pretty worked up about
    315943
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    I'll check for that dalbello wire for ya at work tomarrow
    Oh yeah and I skinned the east castle with volkel g4's with 1st gen damirs and purple skins...
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    benny then bros hooked you up cause them are...

    benny then bros hooked you up cause
    them are bros skis
    if you brought your soul 7 in you would not of been habued
    if you did it right that giant bag of gummies you were safely sucking down or...
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    the nice scam artists at rec. gov took an extra...

    the nice scam artists at rec. gov took an extra day to tell me
    im a deso gray loser to
    so one of our stores has 3 real deal worked for oars, multiple grand canyon, and yearly trips guys
    not one...
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    #ishacklifedwithharry

    #ishacklifedwithharry
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    because old dirtbag ski bums just ski and...

    because old dirtbag ski bums just ski
    and millennial dumbfucks use e-devices to prevent fomo
    and theoretically enhance their sad lives
  21. mur small hill rhimed snow ghost stokes from...

    mur small hill rhimed snow ghost stokes
    from the lands of the
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  22. if you would like my name dob and green river...

    if you would like my name dob and green river knowledge and wanna do the whole 89
    well put me on the list
    and take kolb or pots creek jh2 or 3 and big island
    and fyi ive only seen the trip...
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    id like to be a winner but I got a loser middle...

    id like to be a winner but I got a loser middle fork email and a loser dino green yampa email
    the smiths my last chance to be river rat winning
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    harry=theman It doesn't git much better bummed...

    harry=theman
    It doesn't git much better
    bummed to not share turns with you
    and the bunions
    but this is how you represent your resort in a maggotly fashion
    dudes got it on lockdown and I don't...
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    123posts experts in resort jeans And doesn't git...

    123posts experts in resort jeans
    And doesn't git it
  27. #shacklife ifin you aint skied with harry how...

    #shacklife
    ifin you aint skied with harry
    how og can you be
    if bunny's got ya beat?
    oh and biggers better but ill come ski the corp with the woodsy
    cause they'll report more snow
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    I aints the ringleader or bearer but id bet the...

    I aints the ringleader or bearer but id bet the plans include but are not limited to
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    ya know the skiers spend time on the slopes but...

    ya know the skiers spend time on the slopes
    but ya you touron icon gapers lodge lizards like infrastructures
    same with fishing
    fuck most of you are here cause its way fuckin easier to talk about...
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    That's funny cause I never felt bad about driving...

    That's funny cause I never felt bad about driving past or going to the hole on the way to our annual bc hut trip
    Till this d jong bro showed me his goods and
    I'll be back
    But first
    I skied and...
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    finding multiple smokes shacks in a big named...

    finding multiple smokes shacks in a big named resort and enjoying them all in a relaxed fasions well not easy
    but
    poundkeygithighwithalittlehelpfrommyfriends
    Sheldon likes elk
    ski ya soon
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    looks like staying in the car for another hour or...

    looks like staying in the car for another hour or 2 was the right call missed the bunny gaper and the rest of the avoid the cottonwood crowd
    and I gots sumthin betters to put in another lame old man...
  33. ifin the wows comes back my winter will be...

    ifin the wows comes back my winter will be compete
    well ya know
    #skipthecottonwoodshitshow
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    ifinyouonlyknowthepotatoes
  34. that day we shared the backside with 3 others...

    that day we shared the backside with 3 others
    and if you really need detailed pit info
    id suggest digging several
    suns came out crew lost our betty to work obligations but ya knows
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    pound...
  35. Whats goin on? As someone whose home mountain...

    Whats goin on?
    As someone whose home mountain has become a iconic clusterfuck of 5 gallon benny and jerrys fudge fuckered gaper papered in a few seasons I feel for yas
    other than that
    no lines at...
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    "If you have to ask you'll never know"- rhcp...

    "If you have to ask you'll never know"- rhcp
    "stupid motherfuckers like you are not good to go"-Dibs
  37. "if only the early morning avvy report told us...

    "if only the early morning avvy report told us winds could transport snow"
    so who are all those stupid snow being transported videos on the avvy forcast for if not these fng bc jerrys?
    and ya know...
  38. you do know for the past decade ive mounted for...

    you do know for the past decade ive mounted for an on line distributor that mounts more in a day than your shop does in a month
    ill check the numbers but I doubt you've ever done those kind of...
  39. yo jong ive mounted more skis than anyone here...

    yo jong ive mounted more skis than anyone here
    mother fuckin period
    shit happens
    never pay someone for something you can do yourself
    it aint rocket science
    and read the fuckin minions sticky...
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    put me down for a good 400+ on 2 pair of atk...

    put me down for a good 400+ on 2 pair of atk freeraiders 14 in 5 seasons
    and a 1/2 dozen on solis mnt lab
    atk has never let me down after 200+ of everyday in and outta bounds and the 1st pair has...
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    #parkcityprices

    #parkcityprices
  42. if we have employees make it to work today ill...

    if we have employees make it to work today
    ill be up
    cause more snow on my solar panels than in the top of the cottonwoods
    dicates such
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    I bet if they were I skinned with Harry models...

    I bet if they were I skinned with Harry models
    They'd be worth twice that
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    I pass no judgement but am pretty damn stoked to...

    I pass no judgement but am pretty damn stoked to not have to offer vibes to your friends and fam
    id tell you I learned from your mistakes and wont make them myself
    but only the latter can I be sure...
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    if you don't want to buy that one I have the...

    if you don't want to buy that one
    I have the same pack you can use
    but I dont want to sell it
  46. #cooldrivalstoryjong thanks fer sharing...

    #cooldrivalstoryjong
    thanks fer sharing
    #friendsnotfollowers
    redsnaked up
    the little lemming line
    bfast beers and gummies ftw
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    and while there isn't photographic documentation
    Im...
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    Poll: um i guess you forgot about iskibc nut job...

    um i guess you forgot about iskibc
    nut job broloradoian needed multiple aliasses
    to troll the people who thought he was their friend
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    I don't use the cellphone for pictures as much as...

    I don't use the cellphone for pictures as much as I should
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    so yur saying sheldons #harry'scougarmagnet do...

    so yur saying sheldons
    #harry'scougarmagnet
    do you have a med card? cause
    harry's oz a day might not be safe enuffs for this particular crew
    and whose taking us to the north 40 headwall stuffs?...
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    do any of those badass skier chicks row +class...

    do any of those badass skier chicks row +class 2's and make over 6 figures and haz mad kitchen and bedroom skills and be working on a fellowship
    cause otherwise im good
    but you can borrow my...
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