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    Iwhat is anal warts?

    Iwhat is anal warts?
  2. Thread: Free Shift Meal

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    Isn't that like six portions?

    Isn't that like six portions?
  3. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Miss Mayhem has a loveseat she likes to climb...

    Miss Mayhem has a loveseat she likes to climb inside. As a kitten it was one of her main stash places and hangouts. She would also reach through and torment anyone sitting in it. It's a split...
  4. It's not quite doing what I want.

    It's not quite doing what I want.
  5. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Fuck.

    Fuck.
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    Ya. Well. That's your just like your opinion,...

    Ya. Well. That's your just like your opinion, man.
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    Okay. I'll give you that. 5 it is.

    Okay. I'll give you that. 5 it is.
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    Man. Narragansett gives me the runs. And the...

    Man. Narragansett gives me the runs. And the carnage smells like low tide.
  9. What I would give for a nice type 4 every...

    What I would give for a nice type 4 every morning. Although a type 3 once in a while is ok too. Clean separation is underrated.
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    Are you looking to get the shits? Because that's...

    Are you looking to get the shits? Because that's how you get the shits.
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    Since decaf is chemically treated anyway, double...

    Since decaf is chemically treated anyway, double down and go with Cafe Bustello instant decaf. It's actually the best instant AND the best decaf I've ever had if you get the water temperature right...
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    Sorry, I was counting the maid, the hit and run,...

    Sorry, I was counting the maid, the hit and run, and the wife and son#2. I left out the BUI murder because thats the son.
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    Butthurt will continue.

    Butthurt will continue.
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    This. Even funnier than the uni-bomber.

    This. Even funnier than the uni-bomber.
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    Two? I count four. I'm going on record saying...

    Two? I count four. I'm going on record saying he was also directly behind the deaths of his wife and son #2. The guy is a total sleaze.
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    The latter tastes way better than the former,...

    The latter tastes way better than the former, which isn't too bad either.
  17. Shit, maybe I could get you a job with United...

    Shit, maybe I could get you a job with United Fruit. I got a buddy with United Fruit.
  18. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Mayhem has an alibi.

    Mayhem has an alibi.
  19. They stole the cameras.

    They stole the cameras.
  20. Thread: Free Shift Meal

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    Capers rock.

    Capers rock.
  21. He could have just brought her a fish.

    He could have just brought her a fish.
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    Right? That's the holy grail.

    Right? That's the holy grail.
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    When you gotta rub one out, you gotta rub one out

    When you gotta rub one out, you gotta rub one out
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    I love those guys and gals. They are awesome. ...

    I love those guys and gals. They are awesome. And it's been discussed in another thread why that could be a good idea in certain circumstances, especially before the vaxxes were available.
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    So you would still bang her even if she was a...

    So you would still bang her even if she was a dude?
  26. Good to see turnabout is fair play.

    Good to see turnabout is fair play.
  27. Quad beam is better.

    Quad beam is better.
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    Man Stoner: Hey, hey, don't take those, man....

    Man Stoner: Hey, hey, don't take those, man.
    Pedro: Wha...?
    Man Stoner: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
    Pedro: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
    Man Stoner: [laughing in astonishment] Hoo...
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    Adam's apple and an impressive tuck job in those...

    Adam's apple and an impressive tuck job in those yoga pants? That's a man!
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    Google "empathy".

    Google "empathy".
  31. Thread: Unextinction

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    Neo-nazis want to bring back tRump.

    Neo-nazis want to bring back tRump.
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    https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/15/us/murdaugh-shootin...

    https://www.cnn.com/2021/09/15/us/murdaugh-shooting-arrest/index.html
  33. Indubitably.

    Indubitably.
  34. Yup, that would be the guy. Total anal wart.

    Yup, that would be the guy. Total anal wart.
  35. And you're the anal wart.

    And you're the anal wart.
  36. I do. But it sucks when they require a login to...

    I do. But it sucks when they require a login to something I don't have or even want.
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    Driver couldn't been in too much of a hurry, he...

    Driver couldn't been in too much of a hurry, he didn't get out and help.
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    Garden hose. It's what I use when Miss Mayhem...

    Garden hose. It's what I use when Miss Mayhem fools around in the garden. She figured it out pretty quickly.
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    I like the Sten Gun battery mount.

    I like the Sten Gun battery mount.
  40. Thread: View right now

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    Ya, that looks nicer and smoother than 25ish...

    Ya, that looks nicer and smoother than 25ish years ago. Still was a nice thing to do.
  41. Well, then we're probably not going to get along...

    Well, then we're probably not going to get along all that well. Time to fly kites. Big ones.
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    Maybe there will be openings and I can find mo...

    Maybe there will be openings and I can find mo money.
  43. Thread: View right now

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    Damn. Escape to the islands.

    Damn. Escape to the islands.
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    Yup.

    Yup.
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    Most plausible theory I have seen yet is Oswald...

    Most plausible theory I have seen yet is Oswald got off a shot and a hit, and then the secret service accidentally shot him in the head in the subsequent confusion. There's no way they'd want that...
  46. I hope they fly kites and he values his life and...

    I hope they fly kites and he values his life and stays away and out of danger. Fuck rich entitled people and the helicopters. Power to the hippies. Fly those kites high.
  47. Thread: Biker shorts?

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    Nobody needs to see your moose knuckle.

    Nobody needs to see your moose knuckle.
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    The more you look the worse it gets.

    The more you look the worse it gets.
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    Well, too much Peruvian Marching Powder can lead...

    Well, too much Peruvian Marching Powder can lead to kidney failure, so that fits with the dialysis part.
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    Tax on people who are bad at statistics. Not...

    Tax on people who are bad at statistics. Not necessarily bad at math.
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