Dude, that's nothing. I lived in Jackson since '92, probably well before your time. One year, I took like a whole year off of work and hitched down to Patagonia (I was meeting my bro's Alex Lowe and...

I confess, it was me. I was snowmobiling out near mirror lake this weekend and dammit if my friend Kimball didn't just look red hot in his arctic cat suit. I figured everyone in park city is a...

I run a sex club in Bountiful, Utah. It just so happens we're having our annual "Guess what (or who) is in the barrel" party at the end of February. I'll explain the exact rules to you when you get...

Did some highmarking in Mineral Fork in about 40 inches of fresh snow this morning. Got avalanched a couple of times, but my new sled is fast and I was able to outrun them.

Because fucking hookers is much less exciting if you are not worried about your wife finding out, and I like a good thrill.

keep your fucking unsolisited advise to yourself, dooshbag.

meh. I skied it without side slipping, switch, all the way to the village road. color me unimpressed.

I fuck goats.

Make me.

You didn't need to do that. The butts would disappear into the woods come spring. The cans from our pork and beans might not though. Maybe you should have grabbed them. They were buried in about...

I saw it. Then there were little green men in my room. Unfortunately, I remember nothing else. But my bunghole is really sore this morning. Could it be related?

GoNads - All that jumping is no way to show respect for your machine. Treat it like a lady, son.

FutureHermit - I just orgasmed in my pants a little bit.

I wish I knew how to put pictures on...

Great. More sin. I hope they can explain this when Jesus Christ comes back to judge them for their sins. Just kidding. I know they cannot. When the loony bins are full of potheads, the kids are...

hope it does not morph into the dreaded pussy flu.

What about snowmachinin'? There are lots of problems with the conditions in cardiff fork, namely that there are a bunch of crying hippies trespassing on my friends' property and then bitching about...

I like to give my girl a good rimmer from time to time. I hardly see why I shuold be bothered by being a few centimeters from the pooper when eating her "cooch" as you say.

I heard that too. I also heard it is supposed to snow nearly every day until Oct 10.

You did not make a mistake. Sure the H2's not as bitchin' as the original hummer, but it's still got plenty of P.A.P (pussy attraction power). Don't worry about the price of gas. You gotta pay to...

What are you, some kind of fucking evolutionist? Everyone knows God put the oil in the ground as a gift to his most righteous of people, off-roading enthusiasts. When it runs out, he will put more...

Bring the non-skiing girl to jackson. Plenty to keep her entertained. you go to bed early, get up early, ski your ass off. Send her out to bars (maybe have a couple of drinks with her before she...

Is her town browntown, and, if so, can i take her there and would she love it?

We know we do, Blurred.
(Am I that bored that I just sit here and post messages to myself?)

My real name is Lori. I am Roo's transexual friend. I am also Blurred, who is also Obvious.

makeup but secks?

Has anyone suggested that you stick it in her butt, then in her mouth? How would mr "guy everybody wants to punch" feel about her then?

Think about it. It's solid advice.

Have you considered going ass to mouth? Whose ass and whose mouth doesn't matter. It's just fun.

dude that's totally awesome. you guys got totally fucking wasted and partied fucking harder than anyone's partied in jackson. and you fucking sent it on the mountain. shit, those stupid tourist...

Snowmachinin' in idaho. High mark teton pass.

I would put a turd in a fedex envelope and send it to them.

I'll take the sticker. But you missed my angle. I think they are racists at alta. I'm not black, but I'm very tan, and I always get funny looks there. I tried to ski there once and those fucking...

Dude, Alta's so fucking uncool. I want a stack of those stickers to put all over everything in Utah. Then people will fucking know how fucking uncool Alta is.

I've got a fucking killer idea -...

I was thinking snipers in the gunsight (of course) shooting out to devil's castle and catherine's. Shit, you could possibly even give them use of any avalanche cannons that are well positioned. ...

I like the high backside, or whatever it's called. You know, the one where you cross the small cliff bands, digging your skis into rocks while hanging onto a fixed rope that ends one anchor too soon,...

Fuck you. I graduated high school AND completed 1.5 years of college. I work hard as an ATV saleman and I deserve 4500 square feet of stuccoed glory. If I don't get it, the terrorists have won. ...

They will increase because they are they are awesome gifts from God. He will insure that we have the gas necessary to enjoy his most perfect machines.

I am just hoping I have the money to get...

I would like to ride in there on my ATV and meet them. I am sure that if they saw the awesomeness of my ATV they would want one. Then they could all enjoy their surroundings, even the children,...

Sounds like the perfect place to take my scout troop for an introduction to winter camping. Whenever there's a crowd they always get in a fight (admittedly, it is usually the scouts' fault, as they...