The "Shit skiiers say" thread reminded me of a good one I heard at a party at WWU this last Halloween.
I was wandering around when I overheard this decently good looking girl talking to a douchey...

Not really a quote, but when I was in Jackson a couple weeks ago I witnessed quite a gem.
We were in one of the gift shops in town on a hunt for christmas presents when two guys walk in fully decked...