Maybe there should be an actual top ten for this thread as a sticky at the beginning. I renominate this guy.

I hope that helmet was either $15 or like 4 grand.

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Family takes their kid sledding.

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For the weekend

^^^extremely astute.

Maybe it's Clark Griswold. He bought the family a giant ski package with his Christmas bonus and on his Dec 31st pay stub saw a subscription to the jelly of the month club. Now he's just trying to...

lulz...,,

Hmmmm, tits or GTFO?

I prefer the bar when snowboarders are present. I realize that's an impossibility at alta, but I can't stand it when those fuckers rest their shit on my skis.

Agreed on the pretentious local...

No. It's a sale about 20-50% off. Reminds me of a truck I saw in the middle of nowhere - it was just the truck bed all by itself with a sign that said %50 off.

But yes, they are missing...

Since I'm in fucking Nashville, I'm reduced to a gaper I saw on the highway yesterday. Tried to snap a pic, but was unsuccessful.

Guy driving an early model, white, convertible Z3, tow hitch with...

I found myself thinking about this one later in the day, too. Like the email conversation RE: the sale. "So, what is it that you didn't like about 'em?"

And it made me think there might be some...

"While the topic is a bit off-topic, please debate that and not what you think of each other. Posts deleted."

Waiting to be banned/trolled by Greg@AlpineZone.

The American version is as bad as the UK version is good. With the exception of one episode where Tanner races two rad skiers up a mountain (they take the tram) and back down (Tanner takes the EVO...

From Epicski

"I'm too busy staring at women's knees to notice the boob jobs. :biggrin:"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmOytunYX1s
I think he made it to Val Thorens

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5DWyg4ylnQ

weak.....

My brother who has been away from the scene for at least 5 years saw my 186 Lhasa Pows... "You don't ride a snowboard, do you? You ride two of 'em!"

this guy from Chicago on the lift at Vail today while it was nuking for the third time all year.
Me: How's it goin'? Wicked day, huh? We needed this!
Chicagoan: Yeah, I like all this snow, but...

Holy fuck. Couldn't believe my ears yesterday. On lift with old man and younger guy.
D guy - how was I 70ast night?
Me- it looked like it was aweful for anyone without winter tires. I saw 5...

This is not as bad as the guy I saw in Vail about a month ago. I was by the bus stop waiting for my wife to pick me up, and this guy drove by, skis on the rack, ski rack completely unsecured,...

Last week in Vail, I heard Warren Miller name drops at least 4 times, mostly in the form of, "DUUUDE, we should buy video cameras. We could totally be filming like warren miller out here right now."

Are you saying you want pics of my jong dong?

Me at 5:45 this morning in Boulder - "Hey darlin', Vail just got 5 inches, want to make a run up there?"
gaper wife - "I can stay in bed and get more than 5 inches..."

I apologize. That was a mix of gin, wine, ipa, chron and not being accustomed to my new iPad. I will try to be more proficient in the English language and my pursuit of gaper exposure. Would you...

Guy in Philly eagles jacket and beanie... Wanted to give him a chance cause I like cheesesteaks more than life. In your best hey Joey voice, "you know you're at the best mountain when the weed is as...

Don't any of you A/T guys tell people you're too poor to afford heel pieces, so you just buy the toe pieces and call it good?

"I'm waiting for a backpack to come out that has a big balloon pop out during an avalanche so you float on top of the snow. Then I'll buy a pack."

I wonder if anyone on this board saw my biggest gaper moment...

Back when I was in HS/ a De Anza student in the bay area, my buddies and I used to always get season passes to Kirkwood and go every...

never been to Powderhorn. Nor will I go.:the_finge

Gotta admit, the absolute best thing about living in grand junction is always having reverse commute to the hill. I had to take my brother back to the airport after my bachelor party last year, and...

Asked my "ski big" son what he thought about my new skis. He said they would be great for me. If I was 35 years younger, skied big mountains and learned to like going fast. So I sold the Griffon's...

Guy walking to first lift of the day sees gaper mumbling profanities and slamming his boots on his bindings. Guy notices that ski is backwards and says, "you should turn that around. You're trying...