Over heard this background noise while riding the tram on Saturday...

Gaper 1... Phone ring ring ring... Picks up and decides to let everyone know he knows how to talk on the phone.

Gaper 2...

Standing in the tram a guy yells out "Are those water skis? Those are the biggest skis I've ever seen. What do you do with those? Are they custom?" My 194xxl. I guess he missed the big fucking...