Headed out the Cirque on the epic powder day that was 4/4, came upon a couple, female had her skis off and was walking back up to the traverse, hubby or boyfriend was standing about 100 feet down...

Awww, JONG is butthurt.

Congratulations on being a complete jackass.

And I would know, I'm a huge jackass, but I haven't yet made it as far as "complete".

You're an inspiration.

Kids, this is how not to react on TGR.

That's my obligatory gaper quote, too.

The last time I was in Lubbock, kids at Tech were mixing it with Gatorade.

Chair in front of me on Gad 2, the steeper part:

Snowboarder 1: "Damn, dude, that chute was awesome."
Snowboarder 2: "Hell yeah! Look, you can see our tracks!"

Two perfectly straight tracks...

"Dude, will you go poop with me?"
"Nah, dude, I don't have to poop."

Two guys at the Bird. They were at least 20.

My Dad lives in Houston. If you can ski as well as he does at 62 you'll have room to talk.

Not a quote, but today on the tram, euro-douchebag has been behind me the whole time, I'm the first at...

http://snoot.org/i/wuss/hanson.jpg

We're all happy your daddy paid for you to go "shred the gnar" at Keystone.

If there is any.

Which there isn't.

193 4FRNT EHP sound better?

Kidding!

Then stop fucking skiing them.

But it's a POWDER AREA!

No, because I was wearing an Alta uniform.

Man gets off of Supreme lift at Alta: "Excuse me, could you tell me where the Supreme lift is?"
Me: "I'm sorry, we don't have a lift by that name. You must be thinking of some other mountain."
...

That's when you knock him down, take his skis off, take them with you and leave.