I wouldve have started hitting on the daughter

Clearly he did not know that though. And they dont do that for every run on the mountain anyway.

Variation on the Mogul Question. Some New Yorker asks his friend "How do the snow cats groom diffrent style moguls and are they the same ones that make cordouroy?" His friend didn't even answer.

I...

Saw some gaper 20 yr olds using airsoft guns in the liftline. Is the human gene pool really this shallow?

And most people are smarter than you are.

Pointing at my Dad's new Vokl Mantras "Man those things must be 20 years old I havent seen ski like that in a while".