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03-14-2024, 07:55 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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30" and closed for the day. 490463 "The...
30" and closed for the day.
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03-11-2024, 07:59 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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02-04-2024, 08:16 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I'm going to head up around noon with the kid....
I'm going to head up around noon with the kid. Anyone up for some kid skiing?
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01-25-2024, 07:14 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Is this thing on? I got to learn how to do...
Is this thing on?
I got to learn how to do this, on Tuesday.484287 -
01-19-2024, 06:19 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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West Ridge opens tomorrow. Today, patrol was...
West Ridge opens tomorrow. Today, patrol was bringing in groups of 10 to ski Salto to get it packed down some. There was a sign up sheet in the Carona patrol room with 4-5 times that they were...
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01-19-2024, 01:24 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Patrol is doing guided runs down west ridge. Sign...
Patrol is doing guided runs down west ridge. Sign up in the Corona patrol shack.
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01-17-2024, 05:38 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I was up there, today, to volunteer and the snow...
I was up there, today, to volunteer and the snow is holding up great. All the glades were open and they were blasting west ridge. I'll probably go back up on Friday.
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01-11-2024, 01:39 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I was up yesterday for a volunteer day and the...
I was up yesterday for a volunteer day and the snow was nice and soft and there was little wind. Weird.
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01-04-2024, 04:12 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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It was snowing pretty hard when I left earlier.
It was snowing pretty hard when I left earlier.
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12-31-2023, 06:45 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I ski weekdays.
I ski weekdays.
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12-29-2023, 10:15 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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The Alpenglow blues are holding up pretty well....
The Alpenglow blues are holding up pretty well. There's some fun bumps going down the shady side of the jug.
It was really crowded on the front side, yesterday. Lots of kids and families.
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12-28-2023, 07:46 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I went today and Corona (the run) was open and it...
I went today and Corona (the run) was open and it sucked. I like this sign progression, though.
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11-01-2023, 03:06 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Opening Day is Clusterfuck Friday Nov, 3rd.
Opening Day is Clusterfuck Friday Nov, 3rd.
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10-02-2023, 04:59 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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In case anyone is interested. I've been...
In case anyone is interested. I've been volunteering the last couple of years and I have a lot of fun doing it.
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04-04-2023, 05:20 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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It felt that deep back in the glades. Gully skied...
It felt that deep back in the glades. Gully skied like a dream.
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04-04-2023, 04:49 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I was the first one down Placer, today, and...
I was the first one down Placer, today, and didn't die even though that sign said I would. It was pretty great up there, today. They only reported 1", but there had to be at least 4" and there was...
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03-30-2023, 05:13 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I'll ski tomorrow or another day. NOAA always...
I'll ski tomorrow or another day. NOAA always predicts the worst up there and then it's not so bad. It's not windy in the trees.
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03-27-2023, 04:47 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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03-17-2023, 10:07 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Don't overlook the trees on the left side of the...
Don't overlook the trees on the left side of the Jolly Jug. I always forget about those. I also recently discovered that the trees between Klondike and International are skiable.
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03-16-2023, 07:51 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I can do 3/31.
I can do 3/31.
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03-09-2023, 07:07 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Everything but the 24th could work for me.
Everything but the 24th could work for me.
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03-09-2023, 09:47 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Are you guys playing golf and riding bikes, or...
Are you guys playing golf and riding bikes, or something?
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02-25-2023, 03:50 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I prefer weekdays but could be in for whatever....
I prefer weekdays but could be in for whatever. The Clusterfuck isn't so bad once you get into March.
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02-11-2023, 07:21 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Be careful of that cop hiding at the high school....
Be careful of that cop hiding at the high school. I got lucky one day when I was driving too fast though there and he pulled over the guy behind me.
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02-06-2023, 09:24 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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01-11-2023, 08:13 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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It snowed up there all day, today.
It snowed up there all day, today.
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01-09-2023, 09:43 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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West Ridge was just OK. They had it roped about...
West Ridge was just OK. They had it roped about half way and it funneled you through the trees back to Corona. Brian's Glades wasn't bad. Gully was good. It was snowing when I left. It needs it.
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01-09-2023, 07:21 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Looks like Westridge is open, anyone ski it, yet?...
Looks like Westridge is open, anyone ski it, yet? I'm heading up later this morning to see.
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12-29-2022, 09:41 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Oh yeah, sick album cover. ...
Oh yeah, sick album cover.
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12-29-2022, 09:40 PM
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I got up there with one of my kids and we had a...
I got up there with one of my kids and we had a lot of fun. Jolly Jug Glades skied great! I have an 11 year old and a 16 year old exchange student if anyone wants to do any kid skiing.
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12-29-2022, 07:36 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I'm heading up shortly.
I'm heading up shortly.
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12-03-2022, 09:35 PM
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I'll drive or ride if anyone wants to go up on a...
I'll drive or ride if anyone wants to go up on a week day.
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11-18-2022, 09:24 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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It's Friday and I'm down to clusterfuck! I'll be...
It's Friday and I'm down to clusterfuck! I'll be driving up as soon as I get out of this meeting.
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11-16-2022, 08:18 AM
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Monday morning wasn't bad. It was snowing and...
Monday morning wasn't bad. It was snowing and conditions were pretty good for what it was. On a scale of Embarrassing to Deadly, I give it a 2.
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11-13-2022, 07:39 PM
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I'm down to clusterfuck in the morning and will...
I'm down to clusterfuck in the morning and will report back on how embarrassing to deadly the conditions are.
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11-10-2022, 06:13 PM
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I'd be clusterfuckin it up good, if I could make...
I'd be clusterfuckin it up good, if I could make it up there tomorrow. Definitely early next week.
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05-02-2022, 09:47 AM
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A little video about the adaptive ski program up...
A little video about the adaptive ski program up there. I spent some time volunteering with them this season and it was a lot of fun.
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04-03-2022, 12:20 PM
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I skied down it yesterday. It wasn't as death...
I skied down it yesterday. It wasn't as death defying as expected. Still plenty of snowboarders sliding down it on their backs.
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03-30-2022, 06:03 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I haven't skied down Mule Shoe all year. Last...
I haven't skied down Mule Shoe all year. Last time I skied it was with a few of you guys.
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03-29-2022, 06:15 PM
Thread: Loveland tomorrow?
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I'll be there in the morning to try to catch what...
I'll be there in the morning to try to catch what this storm brings.
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03-09-2022, 08:46 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Thread has gotten slow. Looks like it's dumping...
Thread has gotten slow. Looks like it's dumping up there, today. I'm going to try to make it up tomorrow.
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02-17-2022, 09:09 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I'll be up with the kid in the morning. Let me...
I'll be up with the kid in the morning. Let me know if you want to get a couple laps in with us.
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02-17-2022, 08:07 AM
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Probably buying both.
Probably buying both.
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02-15-2022, 10:05 AM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Kid skiing is the best. I'd be totally down with...
Kid skiing is the best. I'd be totally down with trying to get a bunch of them together for a little shredder day.
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02-08-2022, 07:31 PM
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Fuck
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01-25-2022, 06:33 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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I went up today, it was great. One of the best...
I went up today, it was great. One of the best days I've ever had up there. All of the fun glades are open and had good coverage. Boot deep powder and fresh tracks through Salto and Moose. I spent...
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01-20-2022, 11:42 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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Not bad on the West Ridge side. skizix is going...
Not bad on the West Ridge side. skizix is going to be even grumpier when he sees how tortured the moguls down West Ridge are but at least there aren't a ton of rocks sticking out. Placer was the...
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01-20-2022, 05:56 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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If I didn't chug that Mtn Dew, I probably would...
If I didn't chug that Mtn Dew, I probably would have died. Mtn Dew saved my life.
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01-19-2022, 08:02 PM
Thread: Eldora clusterfuck Friday?
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01-12-2022, 10:26 AM
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Hi cm!
Hi cm!
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