I'd be pissed off, and you'd be pissed on, if you took my picture in the bathroom without asking me.

You and your sons are real doctors and you let one of them marry a fake doctor?

I fell asleep with about 3:45 on the clock. Woke up to "this is sports center".

Saint Albans in the local news again: https://www.wcax.com/2022/05/25/police-st-albans-man-steals-car-with-teen-inside/

What a dumb fuck. And, that's my town. Sigh.

You are on to me

Should these be called Crookies or Crackies?

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0650b152-d25e-4131-8449-f9f40325accb

I haven't tried them so I can't put them in the cretin snack thread. Don't plan...

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0650b152-d25e-4131-8449-f9f40325accb

Derecho.

I didn't need that. Good thing you can't smell of the internet.

What a bunch of maroons.

TMI and NTTAWWT.

Word. My family hates it when I slay said workplace bathroom.

Hey man. Welcome back. Key your handset twice if you've been hijacked by a Russian bot.

This right here is all I need:

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php/343323-2021-2022-NBA-Thread-Anyone-but-the-Lakers-or-Nets!?p=6620930#post6620930

https://youtu.be/WlKr-yg-y5I

You crack me up man. Killing it.

W's didn't need the memo. I said at least one conference final series. Doesn't have to be both. East coast got the short straw.

RW3 fucking rocks!

Shit. You got warm weather, the meths, and alligators? I'll be right there.

Lulz

Salmon fillet with skin works fine on my grill. Make sure it is hot, clean, and well oiled, 1.5 minutes on the non-skin side, 1.5 to 3 minutes on the skin side. A very large spatula is key. And...

My inner conspiracy theory fan says they are being paid to not show up because NBA Corp wants at least one 7 game conference championship series.

Cheech and Chong's Let Make a New Dope Deal.

K-Mart?

Seriously?

Actually, I live on the other side of the state, but just as far north. I can see upstate from my porch. Well, really my driveway because of the trees.

What ski area is that for us dorks that don't know?

Instead of fancy colored rocks, you need netting, razor wire (in the netting), and spring guns.

Ya, but it would cure syphilis. Or maybe cause it.

Can you do my shirts when you're done with your stuff?

FN FAL. Right arm of the free world.

This.

Taters!

Need a strain called GG Allin.

No smallpox vaxx scar. I'm genx from '69. My wife is barely genx from '65 and was born in Montreal, she's got the scar.

Emotional rollercoaster. Resigned to the Celtics losing, started to get hopeful as they slowly clawed back, really hopeful when they were within single digits with time on the clock, holy shit...

This game schedule of every other day is brutal.

Holy shit. What are the Celtics giving their injured players in the locker room that they can bounce right back?!?! Speedballs?!?!?

Damn straight.

Can we go back to 2020 when there wasn't as many dead people, no war in Ukraine, and no fucking monkey pox on the rampage?!?!? Why is every year in the 20's saying Hold my beer and watch this...

Gotta get it.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

That's a crime. The bike needs to be inside.

I'll definitely need an AMG shifter knob.

https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2022/5/18/2098657/-Ukraine-update-The-tankies-think-everything-even-the-Ukraine-invasion-is-America-s-fault?detail=emaildkre

I'm a leftist of sorts. Imperialism is...

Um, are you ok? Key your handset twice if you're not ok.

Very little masking here. I still do when I go in stores. And thing#3 has AAU basketball finishing this weekend.

Somebody's warehouse gonna be empty. Keeping our country safe my ass. That was Canadian bud, not Mexican ditch weed. ...

Would be like the incident at Chad's Gap.