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    BG. dude. John. Prine.

    BG. dude. John. Prine.
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    Poll: I hear that a draw knife is way more important...

    I hear that a draw knife is way more important than just bullets for making barter goods.
  3. what year is this?

    what year is this?
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    I am told that human scalps may soon become a...

    I am told that human scalps may soon become a form of currency and that I should procure a drawknife in addition to Kools, TP (I have good intel that shelves have already been emptied of such at the...
  5. I'd say they're all gravy if you know what you're...

    I'd say they're all gravy if you know what you're doing. Ask not what your vehicle can do for you, etc. Just go and see. Or go loaded for bear. Or spendsome time and ducats doing the ground...
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    what’s the difference between a female raft guide...

    what’s the difference between a female raft guide and a jar of peanut butter....?








    I can’t fit my fist inside a jar of peanut butter.
  7. just list X # of folks that you think is close if...

    just list X # of folks that you think is close if not a bit over the # that you will actually get. there is generally lots of flexibility as far as the specific individuals but less so for the # of...
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    hey man are you gonna find these guys or you got...

    hey man are you gonna find these guys or you got any promising, y-know, ahh, leads?
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    I see no fewer than quad-levels of redundancy...

    I see no fewer than quad-levels of redundancy here. MMV
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    No offense but I'd revoke all internet spending...

    No offense but I'd revoke all internet spending privileges from self. Probably stop answering cell phone calls from unknown numbers as well. Don't stick forks in electrical sockets etc. Sorry, I'm...
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    I'm Brian and so is my wife! ...

    I'm Brian and so is my wife!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SYc_flMnMQ
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    “a is for action verb”

    “a is for action verb”
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    smoking marijuana leaves is definitely fucking...

    smoking marijuana leaves is definitely fucking oneself.
  14. you can't eat your pudding until you first eat...

    you can't eat your pudding until you first eat your plastic!


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG1fgCHvDNQ
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    plastiglomerate annoys me ...

    plastiglomerate annoys me



    as for the ign'nt hill-jack co-workers: try to remember that "Every person you meet is fighting a battle that you know nothing about. Be kind to all people. ...
  16. -Uncle Ed

    -Uncle Ed
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    "the convented McRib": part two of the Hidden...

    "the convented McRib":

    part two of the Hidden Hotdog Series follows up where Snakes in a Jane left off, deep in the throes of...
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    goddamn just start a healthy and regular opiate...

    goddamn just start a healthy and regular opiate habit people. no need to shove (funnel?) Vitamix-ed mush up your ass or eat all your calories in 37 seconds, just get on the Rush Limbaugh whiskey and...
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    3.5 hrs on 70 in W KS; merge onto 25 and...

    3.5 hrs on 70 in W KS; merge onto 25 and immediately the dumfuk driver quotient is through the roof. I blame legal pot and some other intangible (I-25 asshole driver vortex???!)...
  20. pay no attention to the teeth behind the...

    pay no attention to the teeth behind the curtain....which is to say, it's all kindsa Freudian icy round these parts.
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    The snow fell nor did it cease to fall.

    The snow fell nor did it cease to fall.
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    Dog-child of mine has returned home. Y'alls...

    Dog-child of mine has returned home. Y'alls goodness, and that of my more immediate community was just outstanding. There was a 0.000001% scammer shithead response but everything else was just...
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    DOGGIE DONE GOT FOUND ALERT! BLESS ALL OF...

    DOGGIE DONE GOT FOUND ALERT!

    BLESS ALL OF YOUR HEARTS!
  24. upright is cedar heartwood. thanks for your...

    upright is cedar heartwood.

    thanks for your input... I was gonna leave it raw but will probably sand it down and use linseed oil.

    EDIT: after rethinking it a bit, more into preserving the...
  25. 307649 you folks have any suggestions as to...

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    you folks have any suggestions as to treating vs not treating the raw cedar uprights or shelves? I still plan to add some copper pipe in parallel to the upright as cascade...
  26. the variety of tests and familiarity with them is...

    the variety of tests and familiarity with them is exactly why you need to send him to an expert to change it to cash. you are probably right in thinking that if it smells like a dead fish and looks...
  27. you could always bluff on an acid test...or...

    you could always bluff on an acid test...or actually do one (https://bullionexchanges.com/learn/test-gold-real). but if he is unwilling to just go swap the coin to cash himself, which can be done...
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    ˇhappy solstice, heathens! we're on the upswing...

    ˇhappy solstice, heathens! we're on the upswing after today.

    praise be to his dark majesty, and all them other forest dogs.
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    the nutsack that siphoned gas outta my tank...

    the nutsack that siphoned gas outta my tank yesterday while I was out on the sampling grid in a snowstorm. yeah, POS. I suspect it has to do with the ‘yota out here in the Flatlands being one of...
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    this all seems like bull-hucky to me. the...

    this all seems like bull-hucky to me. the overall tenor here sounds like a buncha picky-ass vegans.
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    pulaski or the long smoothjaw knipex.

    pulaski or the long smoothjaw knipex.
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    Our Lucile salutes Oreo We wish you peace in...

    Our Lucile salutes Oreo We wish you peace in your time of loss.
  33. getting laid off. unemployed, you say? more...

    getting laid off. unemployed, you say? more like fun-employed.
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    Externally-genitalled people that identify as...

    Externally-genitalled people that identify as outdoorspersons still go baldface on the regular? That is some thin sauce if’n you ask me.
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    not exactly lame, IMHO, but I saw this on an...

    not exactly lame, IMHO, but I saw this on an Idaho plate yesterday:

    10ACJED
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    new post john G spaceout to prove I are not bot...

    new post john G spaceout to prove I are not bot boi
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